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Andrew found that if he casually mentioned that a permanent secretarial position was probably going to become available, the temp-agency girls would almost always put out. The busty skank above is the 9th temporary secretary to fall for this line, and
When your wife said, “honey, let’s try something really wild, a threesome,” she already knew that you would probably be unable to perform after he fucked her twice in front of you.
wannabepreggo: Our new math teacher was the best. He loved teaching us about probability and chance. He would get us all together for study group, make us work out which of us was the most fertile, and fuck and deposit a load in that girl’s pussy.
somemenarejustbetter: I like the way he’s making his cocksucker really lean out that window - making it obvious to everyone how badly he wants to suck that dick. He could probably slowly back up and the little inferior would end up falling out his
miyuli: I was reading many children books during the holidays. And then I suddenly started to imagine what it would be like if Jack read a bedtime story to Jamie and Sophie. He would probably not do much reading but look at the pictures and come up with
dirtyfuckpig: secret-high-society-whore: I must admit to this being a massive fantasy…..complete anonymity, not having a clue who is on the other side….and he will never see me or I him. Without blinking an eye… in fact I would probably suck
murseguy: girlswatchbiguy: She likes to watch bimen #bisexual #bisex #bimmf When She told him he would be sucking cock “one day”. He always thought that it was just a fantasy if Hers, and would probably never really happen, or happen in the distant
ku-ri-su-ta-ru: strawberrykingpeachqueen: dangerousbride: ichihimeconfessions: I think Isshin would most likely be an IchiHime shipper like the rest of us. He probably wants someone like Masaki for his son, and Orihime has a lot in common with Masaki.
and-she-was-a-hurrican3: bl-ossomed: shebelievediny0u: cuteys: if a boy ever hid behind the flowers he was trying to give me i would probably just squeeze his face and kiss him because hes so cute wow this is actually all i want in life I love
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princestadiaries: The first time daddy fucked me it felt like he was jamming a log inside me, but mom assured me that I would come to love it. Now its a year later and I probably couldn’t orgasm without daddy’s cock in either my cunt or ass
askdigitalart said: has forever ever snuggled you in the afterglow and called you mama? NO AND IF HE DID I WOULD PUSH HIM OFF THE BED AND RUN AWAY OR I WOULD SIT UP AND IN A BIG GRUFF VOICE WITH PROBABLY A SCOTTISH ACCENT I WOULD SAY “OI BOI
FOREVER HAS INFORMED ME THAT HE WOULD NOT MAKE FUN OF MY PINKIE DAKI AND THAT HE WOULD JUST STEAL IT FROM ME THAT’S PROBABLY WORSE THAN THE MAKING FUN OF
askgothichunter said: This looks like Benedict is Lestate while Tom is Louis. I don’t know why, but that would be an interesting remake. NO NO BEN IS LOUIS HIDS IS LESTAT B/C HE IS THE SMARMY DEVILISH HUSBAND BIG BROTHER WHO IS ACTUALLY YOUNGER BUT
myincestwishes: When I came home and found out my sister tied up probably by her boyfriend and he wasn’t around, there was no way on Earth that I would lose that chance to fuck her.
witchytrash: out of all the jojos i would like to push it would probably be jonathan because despite his mass he would probably fall over on purpose out of kindness for my valiant efforts and i would feel Powerful
blakesmilitia: tinymalfoy: let’s be real if harry was raised by mcgonagall he would not only be the most badass kid at hogwarts, he would be the most polite, and the sweetest, and would probably have neater hair, not to mention he would most likely
#Pride Outfit I bc I never get an excuse to show off my OC’s modern-verse fashion senses. Agrippa would be really into the goth/punk scene and would probably hate the scrubs he would have to wear for his job. It’s a good thing healers in his time
oedipalbreeding: If Miranda had known what she was bringing on herself by innocently flirting with her young son Emilio she probably would’ve reconsidered doing it. All it took was she telling him what a handsome young man he’d become and
cheeekyerza: The wifey is not impressed!Wooo! my shipper heart! And I love that he wasn’t even shocked, he just immediantly started teasing her. He knew she would catch up and sass him. Was probably sniffing the air every five minutes thinkin “Is
artificialangel13 replied to your post: does cinnamon bara mink x hot tw… Sei will be stretched to hell and he would probably be so down with that. holy shit i’d be down with that too hell yeah.
okay but omg guys. ren tho. his handwriting would probably be absolutely HORRID. aoba tries teaching him and it gets kind of better but he just can’t do it. his handwriting looks equivalent to that of a grade schooler. and then he starts getting really
diminuel: Textbooks and a baby. — This is based on an ask about Cas having a kid in high-school and Dean watching them from afar because he probably broke up with Cas. And while I drew this I kept thinking about how people would always come up to Cas
punnifullife: Sans wearing sneakers is really cute and fits him, but he would definitely be too lazy to tie them and would just end up having to be careful when walking, but probably be too lazy to BE careful and end up tripping a lot. bonus:
lardypoison: a welsh tradition I think needs to come back is guys spending ages carving a spoon with all these designs and shit on it and giving it to the girl he wants to date how cute is that
dreamiedaddy: RIP Hugh Hefner : April 26, 1926 - September 27, 2017 If it was not for this man, we probably would not be able to openly express our fetishes and alternative relationships & lifestyles online today. He opened up society to sexuality
mravolo: let’s be real if harry was raised by mcgonagall he would not only be the most badass kid at hogwarts, he would be the most polite, and the sweetest, and would probably have neater hair, not to mention he would most likely kill voldemort at
jimkirksapple: #CAN WE ACKNOWLEDGE THAT MAYBE STEVE SLIPPED UP HERE? #LIKE HE HASN’T HAD TO FIGHT LIKE THIS SINCE HE HAD BUCKY BY HIS SIDE #AND THE COMMENT WAS PROBABLY SOMETHING HE WOULD’VE SAID TO BUCKY #AND WHEN THOR DOESN’T RESPOND THE WAY
laksjdhfg09: And Jack Sparrow?Tom Felton: The drunken gay captain? He’s quite a slippery one, that Captain Jack, he would probably get into a tongue-twisting kind of event where Draco’s outsmarted and probably marooned on an island. I see Draco being
teenagerfromjupiter: blakesmilitia: tinymalfoy: let’s be real if harry was raised by mcgonagall he would not only be the most badass kid at hogwarts, he would be the most polite, and the sweetest, and would probably have neater hair, not to mention
lokistardis: i realized that if freddie mercury wasn’t dead, queen would probably be at the olympics and they’d do bohemian rhapsody and the whole world would just sing along and like he’d just conduct the world for 5 minutes wow ok this is depressing
jimdiamond: “What if I start sucking you now to get in the mood? You’re already hard and it would probably be a good idea for you to get some release before he gets here. Then I’ll swallow your cum and give him a deep sexy kiss when he walks
thinandshortdicks: Not every soldier needs the biggest weapon. I bet this guy became a soldier to feel more masculine and strong. Unknowing that the little dick in his pants would be appreciated, like it should be. He probably has one of the smallest
merlinisahuntingdetective: ticklememisha: hollyoakhill: freckledbuttchester: what if cas died in dean’s arms and he had scorched wing marks on his skin for the rest of his life #you know what the worst part is #cas would probably be trying
merthiel: i would like to bring up the fact that Castiel wouldn’t just have sex with anyone ie: the pizza man porn scene where he’s confused by why he’s slapping her if he loves her. He’s sensitive and caring like that. Which means he would probably
jnailer46: dirtywifelover: 87couple: socaltakenslut: He doesn’t mind. He might join… but probably watch for a bit first! Would cum on the floor Yes indeed my fiance definitely knows that I would love to walk in on her like this anytime and
askdomesticviktuuri: // I just… love chubby Yuuri and like… He probably ate a lot these past days. AND LIKE…. VIKTOR WOULD TOTALLY LOVE HIM AND BE ALL “MY YUURI IS GONNA HAVE A BABY!!!”. M’kay~ //
miyuliart:I was reading many children books during the holidays. And then I suddenly started to imagine what it would be like if Jack read a bedtime story to Jamie and Sophie. He would probably not do much reading but look at the pictures and come up
ticklememisha: hollyoakhill: freckledbuttchester: what if cas died in dean’s arms and he had scorched wing marks on his skin for the rest of his life #you know what the worst part is#cas would probably be trying to push him away with the last
blackplayboybunny: susiethemoderator: harleyhquinn: X i really do feel like he gives that nasty slow dicking that makes you cry and cleanses your soul. the type of dick down turns you into an art hoe. like, i don’t smoke weed but i probably would
The first to arrive at Mr. Crude’s pool, Marry asked if he thought it would be okay to remove her bikini. “Do you think others would be upset?” she asked.“Probably not,” he replied, “and it might even put them at ease enough to do the same.
bimboisbetter: Anabel knew that if she knocked, Charlie would let her in. He’d smile, and she’d probably be able to resist for a minute or two before asking him to whisper to her like he did before. He would, and she’d melt. He’d take her to
accio-shitpost: tbh people mock harry for going back to rescue fleurs sister in the second triwizard task but harry knows dumbledore better than anyone else. he probably looked at the situation and thought “would dumbledore let an eight year old drown
t-i-t-4-n: dorkly: Batman’s Tragic Origins batman couldn’t beat superman to death and i doubt he would he would probably just hold kryptonite in front of superman and watch as he slowly lost all his power and inevitably died
girl chill, if I wanted your boyfriend I would have him (and also probably not have darfin) and it’s not my fault he cheated on you multiple times and now you’re paranoid
I just texted darfin “I had sex with Alistair” and he was like WOAH BIG ACCOMPLISHMENT. if no one understood my obsession with dragon age and it’s characters they would probably be confused.
dirtyfuckpig:secret-high-society-whore: I must admit to this being a massive fantasy…..complete anonymity, not having a clue who is on the other side….and he will never see me or I him. Without blinking an eye… in fact I would probably suck any
i love insuh’s work and i follow his instagram and hopefully i’m gonna be able to get the app soon and i’m so jealous of the ladies he works with and i would probably sell body parts to be photographed by him but everything he does is
ittybittyrecluse: perfcub: Radical Orpheus descends to the underworld. This is terrifying. One slip and he would probably die. How on earthhhhhh
showandwrite: Request - Isaac Lahey “Bitten and wounded.”“Isaac?” You placed your hand on his shoulder, already knowing that he would probably not react and if he would, he would get angry or say something stupid. Everyone in your shoes would
Okay but do you realize how ready Garnet would have been to chuck Kevin’s car into the ocean (with him in it probably) if she found out that he made Steven and Connie uncomfortable because he didn’t have their consent? like holy shit it would have
Before the war, silence didn’t bother him too much. If things were quiet, then Steve was probably drawing or reading, maybe sleeping soundly. After a while though, it would get really annoying, and he’d pounce on the other, knock the book out of his
prideinpassion: This has probably been one of my favorite videos to record so far. I opened a package from my blackmailer, telling me if I stripped and peed in the dog bowl, he would delete all the pictures he has of me. Little did I know he would just
