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thisisthinprivilege: Thin privilege is not being told by your doctor that it was okay that you are majorly depressed, because you are losing weight and that was what was important.
helioscentrifuge: foxnewsofficial: i think maybe teenagers are so unhappy because the naive expectations they developed over a carefree childhood are now being relentlessly crushed and they’re slowly realizing life isn’t going to be so easy and
maliataete: queerbriel: welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter #and there are no pockets because fuck you
prismatic-bell: dragondicks: Greek myths are fucking great because their gods are so human. They argue, they fuck up at things, they make fun of each other, they piss each other off, it’s great, there’s so much human interaction and then Christianity
guapofulltime: “Tell him yes. Even if you are dying of fear, even if you are sorry later, because whatever you do, you will be sorry all the rest of your life if you say no.” ― Gabriel García Márquez, Love in the Time of Cholera
This isn't some pretty little perfect fucking world where hard work is always rewarded and those who are struggling are doing so because of something that was their own fault.
chain-of-prospit: themarilives: i hate the saying “apples and oranges” when describing things that are completely different because they are both fruits you should say something like “giraffes and crystal meth” idk giraffes and crystal meth
ghostlanxx: intrajanelle: Books are so weird because on the outside they’re just like really heavy blocks that are only good for smacking things and then on the inside they’re entire worlds BIGGER ON THE INSIDE
totheclotpole: ghostlanxx: intrajanelle: Books are so weird because on the outside they’re just like really heavy blocks that are only good for smacking things and then on the inside they’re entire worlds BIGGER ON THE INSIDE THEY TAKE YOU TO
monkeysaysficus: myotpisgay: mycaterpie: eduardo-: losertakesall: anglepoiselamp: Most marine mammals are very flexible because they are made of 99% blorp. Blorp. Science. what the fuck is the last 1% 1% squish You can’t argue that science!
lucasbieneke: Photographer Braden Summers traveled to several diverse countries to showcase that no matter who you are, love is love. Because there is a misconception of what being gay looks like he went out to photograph only gay couples.
flowury: sleepy boys are the best because they have cute messed up hair and squishy tired cheeks and little droopy eyes and are at their most vulnerable making it easier to kill them
myownliteraryself:applecherry108: A character can still be a great character without being a good person. In fact, some of the best characters are terrible people. Because a character’s worth should be based on how complex and interesting they are,
phosphorescentt: if girls are really “going crazy” at the rate guys say they are it’s because they’re tired of suppressing all their raw emotions so they can be Cool Girl for you
myotpisgay:mycaterpie: eduardo-: losertakesall: anglepoiselamp: Most marine mammals are very flexible because they are made of 99% blorp. Blorp. Science. what the fuck is the last 1% 1% squish
myotpisgay: mycaterpie: eduardo-: losertakesall: anglepoiselamp: Most marine mammals are very flexible because they are made of 99% blorp. Blorp. Science. what the fuck is the last 1% 1% squish
kingwildex: mysoulhasgrowndeep-liketherivers: tashabilities: thewrongoil: indigovioletpurple: Sorry could you repeat that But Rooney and Trey Songz are the same age Our bodies are biologically older because of life under STRUCTURAL INEQUALITY.
yunzi: My dear friend is protesting in Mexico City and has told me to let people know of this. He relayed this message to me “We are coordinating the info with all the cities that are protesting today because there’s literally zero coverage in the
fassys: “Everyone’s crazy anyway. And those who think they aren’t are the ones who are even crazier because they’re in denial.”
smilingwiththebeatles: chain-of-prospit: themarilives: i hate the saying “apples and oranges” when describing things that are completely different because they are both fruits you should say something like “giraffes and crystal meth” idk
cracked: “Yeah we do that too, we just don’t show off about it.” — ninjas 5 Ridiculous Martial Arts Myths You Won’t Believe Are Real #5. Grabbing Arrows Out of the Air Obviously that’s ridiculous — arrows are effective solely because
cracked: English: it’s loaded with Latin, even though Latin’s deader than Ensign Nobackstory. 5 Reasons the English Language Makes No Freaking Sense #4. Some Words Are Spelled Wrong Because Some Academics Are Pretentious Jerkwads Over the last 500
imnotcrazyimawesome: lucifers-ass-cheek: posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 1 Parents: why are you obsessed with tumblr this, this right here is why
merzbowvevo:merzbowvevo:japanese punk bands are the best because all of their names are clearly the result of them not getting it. like just slap a “the” in front of some tabboo/controversial sounding word and you got a japanese punk band
silver-tongues-blog: ardentiluxtenebris: writing-prompt-s: In the near future, you are making dinner because you are about to meet your girlfriend’s dad for the first time. All you have in the kitchen is cooked frozen steaks. In walks your girlfriend
cerastes:When it’s been 40 minutes since you placed your order and you’re really hungry but you still are waiting patiently because you know the food industry is hard and you hope the waiters and cooks are having a good day.
muppethole:i hate paying ์ for gas i hate that my friends are moving away because they keep getting priced out of apartments they’ve lived in for years i hate that there are only ever 6 houses for sale in my city and i couldn’t dream of
yeahishipitbitch: palecream: twoforonebigegg: the reason oppressed groups say “___ are awful” instead of “some ___ are awful” is because including the word “some” allows individuals of that group to detach themselves from the problem and
writing-prompt-s: Humans are successful partly because we’re omnivores and this holds true on the galactic scale as well. In the future humans have quickly become feared throughout the Milky Way as our soldiers are ready to eat almost anything…or
ardentiluxtenebris: writing-prompt-s: In the near future, you are making dinner because you are about to meet your girlfriend’s dad for the first time. All you have in the kitchen is cooked frozen steaks. In walks your girlfriend and her dad, Gordon
vaelkyrie: who-did-tegiri-cull-today: lindor: lindor: fandoms we are now oppressing: hamilton, south park, yuri on ice, any heathen who ships kpop idols previously oppressed fandoms we are now supporting because life is already hard enough for them:
fireheartedkaratepup: hatingongodot: all classification systems are ultimately arbitrary because no matter how objective we try to be, our attempts at categorizing the world are fundamentally rooted in the values we hold. which brings me to my next
distrustingly: Little plants are my weakness because they are so small and delicate ah
novallion: I’m thinking of opening Commissions Anyone interested? Both of my jobs are cutting hours because corporations lose their minds during summer. For some reason they think that they should cut hours right when people are ON VACATION AND HAVE
forever-bifuri0us: WE ARE NOT MAD AT MACKLEMORE FOR WRITING A FUCKING SONG ABOUT QUEER ISSUES WE ARE FUCKING MAD BECAUSE NOT A SINGLE QUEER PERSON IS GETTING CREDIT FOR TALKING ABOUT THE SAME DAMN THING MINUS THE ERASURE READ THIS TWICE IF YOU HAVE