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sextipsformen: SEX TIPS FOR MEN - from a women’s perspective:) I’m just tired of seeing sex blogs where men give other men advice on how to please women… makes no sense! So this is a fun, sexy, naughty blog about what we like and how we like it:)
i don’t mind filling but like this hanzo/junkrat/sombra/no tanks/no heals thing is getting ridiculous
usa-chins: This is by no means an Inasa hate post. I just like to make fun of my otp sometimes. In the manga Inasa quickly turned around after he gave Shoto that glare and Shoto probably just barely saw it. I hoped it’d be animated that way as well
2jam4u: some anon insinuated my face is disproportionate bc my eyes are small compared to my nose/mouth???? like no?? I just pose that way and wear no eyemakeup
daisura: snakegay: i like how im a good deal into the game and yet still have no idea what team skull’s motivation is. theyre just kind of there, doing inexplicable shit like this
Shingeki no Kyojin - EYE WATER - Soft Piano Arrangement This arrangement is simply amazing.. i love it. Just close your eyes and enjoy .
apollosshine: I just want like- a whole fic based off of THIS (nsfw fic) That’s all I want UGH guys I’ve been on a RivaMika kick, and right now all i need is maid/cleaning guy Levi admiring CEO Mikasa and maybe he puts his input in on things- and
o0leah-sophia0o: Okay, I was watching the reaction of this dude when I get to this part and he said this! My eyes open like hell! I was like: Wait! wtf I just heard! did he-…*replayed many times* HOLY SHIT!! EVEN THIS GUY SEE IT!!! Zote’s Reaction
memos-from-heichou: I have this horrid head canon that, in later years when Mikasa’s just a little older, like 17/18, and her and Levi have gotten less -side eye- at each other all the time, they treat titan killing kind of in the same way Gimli and
k-lionheart: Rivamika Week - Day 7 - Baby’s Breath Innocence Hahahaha I’ll just leave this here. (inspired by this drawing. I credit the idea for this comic to it as well and I highly encourage everyone to like and favorite the original comic —
robotsandramblings: my fave part of this is how Megatron just gives no fucks whatsoever he’s just like “whatever idk how you’re doing this but i’ll gladly kill you over and over again you lil Starshit”
sonoci: miss-mioda: tHIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE WHEN A MAGICAL GIRL TRANSFORMS FROM THE VILLAINS POINT OF VIEW AND I AM DYING no wonder they never do anything to stop them transforming. They probably just stand there like:
acciofictionalboys: sometimes i just IZAAYYAAAA like shizuo says for shits and giggles…. this is why i have no friends.
deceive: 11thsense: it’s always painfully obvious when straight people write gay things cause they always do the same tropes and clichés and u can always tell they have no idea what internalized homophobia is actually like and at this point I just
yabitter: i googled “macbook air charger not working” and the results literally said “sit on it and warm it up” i can’t fucking believe this bullshit. it is the year of our lord 2013 and i am sitting on my mac charger like a mother bird trying
dutchster: as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them
eddievedderswave: That moment when you are playing pearl jam and Eddie’s voice just feels like home is one of the best feelings ever
ordon-village: stunningpicture: Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars. This is transcendental.
godtie: DO YOU HAVE SHORT HAIR?? IS YOUR SHORT HAIR STRAIGHT AND DOESNT HAVE VOLUME? DO YOU WANT VOLUPTUOUS WAVY HAIR LIKE ALL THOSE OTHER CUTE KIDS WITH SHORT HAIR? DO YOU WANT HAIR LIKE THOSE CUTE ASS PICTURES OF ME ABOVE THIS? THEN BOY DO I HAVE THE
awesomewhispy: bird-internet: captainshenanigans: Do you ever stop and realize that the average person doesn’t know what a ship is or what canon means. We probably just all sound like pirates.
snatch-comix: imparalyzedbyitt: do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has
radioirwin: radioirwin: i was in the car with my mum today and she stopped reversing and looks at me and was like “is that a hickey ??? On ur neck ?????? did a boy do that to u ????????? i thought u’d be alone forever on ur laptop.” the hickey
neverlaur: neverlaur: bowlingforwhoop: neverlaur: So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened. they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change Oh, they were. Jake: You’ve got to be kidding
princestyle: vriskamindfangserket: princestyle: So this weirdo skyped for 3 hours and I snapped the entire thing. dude i feel this so hard. dude came in one night and straight up started watching porn. me and my coworker were like “is he doing this??
arachnids-arisen: arachnids-arisen: i mean dude 2013 even looks like a shitty number to me and it was a shitty year 2014 looks so much more appealing to me. 2014 is going to be a good year, i can feel it. no words can explain how wrong i was.
gabul0sis: like i don’t party i don’t do drugs i’m not pregnant i don’t worship satan or anything and all i do is get yelled at for stupid shit like leaving a fork in the sink
sigmahatesyou: city-of-demise: Not all Americans: • are fat • like McDonald’s • like meat • drink coffee All Americans: • PouR THEIR TEA IN THE BOSTON HARBOR • HAVE A PET EAGLE This is not even a little bit true. I am an American, and
ninjkabat: ninjkabat: latiaslover97: I DOn’T UNDERSTAND, WHY WOULD THEY DO THE FAKE COMMERICAL IN Japanese, tHIS IS AN AMERICAN children’s tv show that most likely has little childrens and their parents who most likely don’t speak japanese
slayboybunny: alright now i used to hate pitbull because it seemed like the right thing to do but you know what i never hear him doing fucked up shit. as far as i know he is really just out there living life ,enjoying himself, visiting walmarts, and
twentydeepsteps: twenty one pilots has the most unique fanbase. there’s almost no hate towards one another like you see in other fanbases. everyone is so supportive towards one another and im so happy to be a part of it all.
aroharveyspecter: what they don’t tell you about depression is that sometimes it feels a lot less like sadness and a lot more like the emotional equivalent of watching paint dry
pansoph: when u find out ur on ur period it’s like Everything tht has happened recently suddenly makes sense like Oh.that’s why. that’s why everything is ugly and i am suffering
mukefreakshow: When will I become a cool blog that randomly gets cute asks and sweet little blurbs like is there a follower number that you must pass to reach that or am I just hated
rexuality:I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doinglike I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed
theactualharrystyles:“you only started liking it cause everyone else did”well yeah everyone was talking about it i got curious i watched it and i liked it how is that a bad thing
sixpenceee: GIANT SHRIMP FOUND OFF THE COAST OF FLORIDA An enormous shrimp that measured 18 inches was found off the coast of Florida. According to Florida Fish and Wildlife, it is likely to be a mantis shrimp. It’s hammer like claw can lash out at
americanhighwayflower:I wish I knew what it must’ve been like in 1990 to hear Man in the Box on the radio for the first time and be like holy fuck who is this
obamac0re: gothgirlsgettingmoney:My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality