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This is why I love my landlord so much! I can send him shit like this and he joins in! And just got the record, the dog is bea. Bea is a dog.
the-gasoline-station: America 1968 2015TIME’s Baltimore Cover With Aspiring Photographer Devin AllenSource: TIME Sorry gotta b real for a sec…..when the Fuck is this shit gonna stop? For real like chill out and smoke, Fuck, scream, yell….
This is what I imagine a kid would look like if you gave birth from your ass. Or sometimes when you have such a big shit it feels like you’re creating life. Plus the whole peanut thing is very rectummed-out.
the leaked Lars episode……… Sadie has CALIGULA in her movies and if it’s THAT Caligula I’m thinking about………………Sadie is into some kinky shit, or more likely, the crewniverse XDI might be
durbikins: twitch-eaglehart: durbikins: *kicks the door in of an alt-right’s house and let’s myself in* haha, what the fuck is this? your “safe space”? That sounds like a good way to get shot lol what are you, a gun cuck?can’t kill a
seeing this gave me an instant fight or flight reaction
the-black-bolin: zkou: maaharaam: lucasfromtheblock: hellyeahchantellewinnie: I really wish people would stop doing this shit like This is not “art” you're literally doing black face This is a real condition called “Vitiligo”…The
the final fantasy 5 IOS remake is ugly as fuck and lacks personality. this shit looks like shit. dont buy it.
the-x-button: boob-sweat: fudgernutter: nashscribblings: Note to boomers: no one speaks like this. holy shit is this even real have you kids GANKED that sick radical WI-FI from the CLOUD-O-STREAMER so we can LIMEWIRE a hot BOP Life is Strange
the-writing-jellyfish: braginskey: why send anon hate when you can look at this Look at how annoyed he is though. He’s like, ‘Gotta do this shit again, god fucking damnit. Check this shit out, mother fucker.’
andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels: she-a-nice: evenwicht: rampaigehalseyface: itsamultifandomthing: barackfuckingobama: thepokeyhokey: #steve is like what #someone’s playing galaga #wait i don’t know what galaga is #shit what if it’s important #is
rnerrychristmas: how do i get into the popular text post bloggers clique is this like some illuminati type shit
badonelle: the best way to test if someone’s just saying they like the same things you do to get in your pants is to make up an unrealistic lie one time this annoying dude asked me what my favorite band was and I told him “boku no pico” he was
the-absolute-funniest-posts: it looks like she just gave birth in there SHE DID AND THEY’RE ALL SITTING IN IT SITTING IN THE AFTERMATH WHITE PEOPLE. WOT R U DOING? The kid on the left knows this shit ain’t cool THIS IS SOME WHITE NONSENSE (via/follow
the-absolute-funniest-posts: taengthehero: kirunee: friendlytroll: excitabletortoise: IS THAT A LITTLE GIRL BOWING TO A ROBOT THATS ADORABLE AS SHIT THIS IS SO CUTE IM GONNA CRY AWWWWNNNNN KAWAIIIII I like this not just because it’s cute, which
i have two essays, an art project, ap stat, and precalc homework due today and tomorrow and i’m a literal piece of shit because i was supposed to do all that over break but lmao guess who didn’t and is gonna fucking fail this semester.
This is what people mean when they say “boosted animal”. I nearly doubled Vayne’s damage building full support, on a 35 minute game. Like, we were up 20 kills, then the team just shit the bed during midgame. Games like this make me extra salty
o0leah-sophia0o: Okay, I was watching the reaction of this dude when I get to this part and he said this! My eyes open like hell! I was like: Wait! wtf I just heard! did he-…*replayed many times* HOLY SHIT!! EVEN THIS GUY SEE IT!!! Zote’s Reaction
the-ice-castle: honestly, one of the best things about samurai jack is that subdued 30% of the show that consists of jack seeing the weirdest shit ever and just giving this tight, polite, yet vaguely pained look, like i guess this is my life now
This city is so fucking ridiculous when it comes to public works shit. Like…when you get a lot of snow and then temps drop, you get ice. That’s a no brainer. Why not treat roads prior to the morning commute if you know this is gonna happen?
the-kessel-run: aki-anyway: When someone says these days sexism and misogyny don’t exist anymore show them this. What makes me incredulous is that shit like this IS STILL HAPPENING.HUMANBEINGSWE ARE ALL THE SAMETreat EVERYONE you interact with as
exxcors: science-progress: Falling in love this is like, the most perfect photoset ever
daisyazuras: bhhammy: …this is the best thing.Bald eagle fistbump. Holy shit.(Pretty sure that’s some sort of puppet or animatronic though.) Maybe but then again I’ve seen birds do things like that in real life. Birds are smart.
Like shit I think about all the wonderful time we spent together over the summer and all the fun memories we made. Seriously that guy was my everything for like a year and a half and now he’s 100% gone. I want to die. This is what always happens
hey-sass-butt: aryashi: cheap-knockoff-dave: this video is the shit and no one can tell me otherwise looks like someone got creative rebloged a minute in I don’t even want to think about how time consuming that must have been
nedahoyin: nedahoyin: three-hunna: Tyler Perry movies be like I AM CRYINGGG.. THIS SHIT AIN’T STOPPED BEING FUNNY YET..
udontknowher14:This is the cutest girl ever like holy shit I want to kiss her caramel-lesbian
This whole “senior vs. junior” thing is so fucking stupid dude, like it’s causing so much shit and i have to be in the middle of you two and this shit just ain’t fun. =_____= People take their shit way too seriously… people
thebuttplug: the real struggle of writing: having the entire movie mapped out in your head like ur steven spielberg but putting it down on paper is like spongebob trying to write his essay for boating school
msruhhnoir: myokcupidtragedy: subarbievol: Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how
Like. I literally wanna go. I don’t wanna do this anymore. God, it just gets worse and worse. Just when I think the worst is over, this shit comes completely left field.
hidden-behind-a-mask: eatuntilyoudie: sometimes i actually get my shit together but then i lose it again like 2 days later this is the most accurate post I’ve ever seen
theinfamouschubbykitten: This is the kind of shit I like.
wanderinq: trans-par-en-cy: outvoke: mvmi: rassclaat: transparent money falling on your blog balling. ow reblogging cause this is the cleanest edit I’ve ever seen congrats on being god i feel like justin bieber just took a shit on my blog YES
fjaacobo: bigdickcorporatethug: pleasure4yourstruly: mrsbrown2013: sweeetwet: maylingbleu: nasty-ma: 666hella: squadshawty: what the FUCK yo this is some shit I need right now omfggggggggggggggg 😛💦 😩😩😩😩I need a man like
improvastrologyss:I feel like the majority of Pisces have a talent in poetry because we’re all moody, hypersensitive shits, that’s why
cumragdoll: the shit i spew while ur fucking me. is inadmissible outside this room…
awakeningavalon: babyinthegutter: every time my mood drops, it’s like i can hear everyone around me sigh a silent exasperated sigh of, “not again” i promise that i am just as sick and tired of it as you are This is the realest shit I ever read.
the-streeets: onlytheilluminatisurvive: there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long ass time to realize that this is so fucking true holy shit Yeah, took me a long time too,
lnniter:playing minecraft single player survival like “this is the loneliest i have ever felt in my entire life. not sure if i should go on. holy shit a flower forest”
Like I honestly feel like a part of my childhood is over, this was the hype-est shit I’ve seen, no filler that was unnecessary and HOLY SHIT JIRAIYA’S HAND OVER NARUTO’S LAST RASENGAN FUCK
you blew it, kid
This guys reaction to jailbreak is basically what mine was holy shit
God damnit I’m at a tournament and won’t be back at my hotel for a while anD THE NEW IZETTA AND RWBY ARE GOING TO BE OUT TODAY IM D Y I N G
aquamzan: “You know what a harlequin is? A harlequin’s role is to serve. It’s nothing without a master and no one gives two shits who we are beyond that.” Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (2020) dir. CATHY
thepurplemoose: chemistry4clove: angelasache: I hate when I can’t vocalize my argument clearly so people think they’ve won like no just cause I can’t get my shit together doesn’t mean you’re right Same THIS IS THE BIGGEST PROBLEM IN MY
metalsette: there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die
kohikki: foxycum: trigger-incoming: This website is like a suicide hotline but with text chat instead. I would appreciate it if you guys helped spread the word. I’ve used this before and the person I was chatting with was very kind and helpful.
this amuses me
jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle: lance—corporal-levi: ohheichou: sloppyrectum: andrewbelami: What exactly is the point of this picture. Like. Am I supposed to be shocked that a woman’s skin folds over a bit when she sits down in an extremely form-fitting
scratch-meowt:this is the kind of shit disgusting girls like me do for fun 👌👌👍👍
