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sukerokus: from the moment i regained consciousness after i died, i’ve always had dreams. things from since i was born, one day at a time. very soon now, will be the day that i die. i wonder what’s gonna happen when the me in my dreams die…
caitidee: - Do you remember when you were skinny little thing? - Holy crap! Can’t believe I was ever that small! Do you happen to have all of the pictures from this time? I’d be forever in your debt if you’d email them to me. I don’t have any.
i’m p sure people usually do this to see how much they’ve improved and stuff but i’m really just looking at all this and going OKAY RIGHT SO FLUFF, FLUFF, SHIPPY, FUNNY, then suddenly NAKED, THIRST, PORN, YEYEYEYE. gia, we need to talk.
quodl:Sasha per episode || CodaI remember when we were kids and you used to follow me around, copying every little thing I did. What happened to both of us, maybe it’s because we’re still the same. Just like we were back then. And maybe that’s
omgfamilyaffair: i was out on the sundeck…naked of course…when i just happened to look inside and saw him standing there….watching me….his cock in his hand…and getting hard…so i went inside and asked him what he wanted to do with that thing…he
flashinqlights: ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened
Just a quick message to anyone who is feeling shit right now, or just needs a lil nice thing to keep them going, 2016 is almost over, this shithole of a year is almost over, you’ve survived all the shit it threw at you and that makes you strong as fuck.
wolfstravelsinmind: ekarusryndren: anotherfirebender: m1ssred: chemical reaction *how to spawn demons: a beginner’s guide to chemistry There’s all kinds of things that excite me…science and chemistry happen to get my brain worked up as much
forsmithsandgiggles: lewdmangabey: maybe i’m a goddamn bleeding heart hippie liberal but i’m totally down with paying an extra .50 cents for a thing of fries if the person who makes me those fries doesn’t have to work 3 jobs just to survive.
hipindie: can’t wait for the day that somebody tells me i’m the best thing that’s ever happened to them and they mean it
If I had a nickel for every time my brain attached the idea of Castiel doing a musical number to a wildly random song I’d have ten cents. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.
sassyuchiha: it sickens me how the media is tyring to make us feel symphaty for darren wilson “his life is practically over as he won’t be able to be a cop anymore” as if i fucking care about what happens to that disgusting murderer The sad thing
lady-arryn:get to know me meme: [9/10] showsWhat if there’s loads of people like us all over town? No, that kind of thing only happens in America. This will fade away. I’m telling you, by this time next week, it’ll be back to the same old boring
scarlet-rhodes: @ScarletR: No, I’m absolutely serious. I never said I wouldn’t talk to him; of course I would. I only meant to say that it has made me wary, as it would most anyone. Those two things should have never happened to you, but I
koujakuandthediamonds: slam dunk me into a cereal bowl which actually has milk „ , „„ you reading that fic is the best thing that has ever happened to any of uS EVER
Sub space is gonna fucking kill me
illuminatingcrystalizedink: mothbug: pipistrellus: clayorey: Wonder what happened to the dinosaurs? This is a baby Blue Heron. #put that thing back where it came from or so help me *very tiny jurassic park theme music* Did you know that chickens
kiome-yasha: Something I noticed when watching Big Hero 6 again was that Aunt Cass didn’t start the “Last Hug” thing until after Tadashi’s death. It makes me think the reason why was in case anything happened to her or Hiro. She wanted to share
9918) Do you ever see things that remind you of me? When something happens, do you ever stop to think, "God, this reminds me of you."? I have those every day...
ifmommyonlyknew: Sad to say but my dad bailing on me and my mom was the best thing that ever happened to us
youknow-me-not-my-story:shredtheaqua:Moving out to California I met my dear friend Ashley who happens to be deaf. I am super into music and it’s crazy because you connect and feel certain ways because of the things you hear but you don’t realize that
This was me and my friend the day of our grad photos last Thursday. I have been waiting 12 years for this day to come. I never thought I would make it with all the bullies and things that have happened, but I did. I have proof that everything does get
Sometimes at night I suddenly become aware of all the things I’m missing out on right now, and all the people who I’m not close to anymore, and all of the good times that will never happen again, and all the people who meant the world to me who have
nessacity: 🎈💗 I’d like to thank this little pink pony for reminding me that things don’t always suck as much as they seem to. Was having a real terrible day for a million reasons, and just so happened to check on an old fanfic I’d looked
henivejret: alice-in-the-looking-glass: hakuru15: This is what happens when I have a huge thing on “Ahegao” and eye rolling faces. Seriously that shit turns me on like… every fucking time. I mean seriously if you guys were to like fuck me in
what-up-i-got-big-boobs: mostlynbc: pleatedjeans: 21 of the Funniest Things That Have Ever Happened at School HOLY SHT THATS MY HIGH SCHHOOL ON THE LAST PHOTO I’M FREAKING OUT OH MY GOD!!! it took me forever to realise the last one aren’t trophys
jts9982: all this pregnant talk annoys me. i’m gonna laugh when one of you talkin shit gets knocked up and then you’re gonna feel stupid. not only that if you keep the baby you’re gonna realize it’s the best thing to ever happen to you whether
ourprincesswift: You’re at the Grammys and they call your name, that freaks you out! Trust me. It freaks you out! It is a crazy thing to happen to a person.
bringmethetaco: after having the worst night of my life you were there for me when i woke up, i love you so much okay and you mean the absolute fucking world to me, i don’t know where i’d be without you. you’re the best things thats ever happened
nightfurmoon: New post from Miss Heed’s instagram!Translation: Hello, my followers!! Despite the horrible things that have happened lately, I am very happy to be able to present you the incredible opportunity to meet me and also my powerful Heedmobile,
delusionsofamuse: All I want is for you to let me be the best damn thing that’s ever happened to you.
amaranthdesires:yes but how do I politely ask a femme to put me on a leash… For real tho all I know is if I ask the only thing that can happen is thell never talk with me again
deeplifequotes:“Can’t wait for the day that somebody tells me I’m the best thing that’s ever happened to them and they mean it.” — Unknown
“I don’t know what is happening in my life, nothing seems or feels right to me. I want to live so bad. But I’m so terribly sad. I cry every day for a little while. I wish I knew what to do … I pray that things fall into place.” ―
honigimohr: “Can’t wait for the day that somebody tells me I’m the best thing that’s ever happened to them and they mean it.” — Unknown (via deeplifequotes)
so earlier today i was trying to take off my frickin’ bra clasp thing but it was a new bra so it was hARD TO TAKE OFF AND THEN SOMETHING STABS ME BETWEEN MY FINGERNAIL AND THUMB??? AND THEN IT BLED AND UGHhh that fucker stung
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