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ponybalderdashery: electric-coffee: keeps getting better :D Not only is it performance art, but it’s the BEST ICE CREAM EVER And I’ve been looking for it again since I was a kid xD!
ceediculous: * i’m so proud of that lil turd holy heck Uncle/dad//dunkle/bigbro-figure Sans is my fav Sans tbh. He’s slowly corrupting the poor kid with poor humour and fashion sense that is at least better than Papyrus’ but still not good. Those
mudkipful:last one. not sure what kind of behaviour gaster had. but i just imagined him having this kind of behaviour around his kids pfft. he’s very enthusiastic about this. ^tiny L&S ref up there.X3!
twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck: thepreciousthing: adire-adire: victorysunshine: goldfish-kisses: geek-in-a-box: martiemcfly: WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND BUT BIGGER WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
ask-the-out-buck-pony: ask-nerdyshy: I m-may be not good talking to ponies, but kids got a special place in my heart <3 Jazz Notes was just being so cute and kind, so who am I to deny a hug? ((Thanks for the hug Jazz! @ask-the-out-buck-pony)) (Jazz
curiousobsession101: fluidpuck: Two fair men lie in water warm and slow, As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart; But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow; Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
lucybarker: xotilifeelmybones: iamagadfly: NSFW. No really. SUPER NOT SAFE FOR WORK. But it is hilarious and you need to watch this in a safe place where people won’t give you horrified looks. I THOUGHT U WERE KIDDING OMG OH MY GOD I am Christian,
Sooooo I have a mohawk. It’s not floofed up yet, but I promise you, it will. More pictures soon. Also, one of my kids painted my nails lime green with black textured stuff on top. It’s pretty cool.
theinternetisundead: sadandspookyboy: ngl my queer agenda really is to turn all your kids into giant queers But actually, this is donnie’s (not-so-secret) mission as a future teacher Tee hee.
ladynorthstar: Dwalin picked some blue forget-me-not because they reminded him of Thorin’s eyes but is actually to shy to give them to him because it may look awkward… poor kid. ilovemustard actually prompted something involving Thorin and Dwalin
moni158: Just random AU Shingeki kids because why not. Omg their heights are so inconsistent…but oh well
I survived my first back to school night huff huff huff
goddess-of-mischief-from-221b: girl scouts take no shit
I want to take the day off tomorrow and process what I’ve just found out today, but I can’t. My kids have a two day test starting on Tuesday and I need to be able to support them and not leave them shit up a creek. And I know that’s
today I laced into one of my students for being an ableist fuckwad, but I decided to not engage when I heard a kid call someone a “dildong” in the hall. I pick my battles, ok?
so last time I got observed I had a kid start bleeding mid-lesson. this time around I had not one, but two(!!!!) students show up in slings, one of them breaking his collarbone and the other one busting her wrist after slipping on ice yesterday. it also
left-reminders: excalibelle: me watching monsters inc as a kid: how did it take so long for anyone to figure out that human child laughter not only produced energy like screams, but was more effective, and that children aren’t actually dangerous
shop5: blaze-rocket: ohmygil: Guidance counselour for me Not for nothing, but in America, at least, there’s a strong trend of “unless you’re the BEST at it, you need to stop doing it.” Somewhere around 5th grade, kids get it into their heads
He’s a mistake that you’ll never regret.
fandomlife-universe: This kid is going places. Not Heaven. But places.
jheselbraum: Like. I’m a firm believer that porn online shouldn’t be within kids reach (those “are you 18” checkboxes for life) but. Like. Ok first of all, just ban cp? It’s not hard? Cp is what got you into this mess just ban it. Second of
rainbowloliredux: Also, whenever people bring up the fact that there are kids on tumblr as a justification or reason for the purge I can’t help but roll my eyes a bit Yes, you have to be a minimum of 13 to sign up for this site… that does not mean
bethanybdsm: “The next time my husband comes up here in the middle of the night because he wants anal you better not wake the kids with that incessant whining! Chew a hole in your pillow if you must but keep QUIET!! Or we will find another nanny.”
hypnofur:Oldie (not really, but I know how you kids are these days) from 2014. I think this was the last time I drew Kaa before I decided to draw nondescript hypnosnakes instead.
starrlet: onedirectaddiction: ARE YOU KIDDING ME wow what the actual fuck excuse u but there’s 5 of them it’s not harry and the band ok
”[…] They say that I’ve changed and… I mean, of course I’ve changed, I’m not going to be the same 15 year-old kid that most of them discovered on YouTube, I’ve grown up and my real fans will understand that. But I respect their decision
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tahtherednosedtrickster: drst: mhalachai: rainnecassidy: This is such a good article though The argument Pinto makes is that the story and the doll normalize 24-hour surveillance in the mind of a child, which makes them susceptible to more passively
saltfishandbake: Some of y'all following me were literally born in the 2000s (and no this is not going to be one of those awful 90s kids are better rants) but I know from personal experience that as teenagers, you don’t really understand exactly how
rowanprince: people who say ‘oh you’ll change your mind about never getting pregnant’ are definitely some of my least favorite people
turbhoe:avotica:tracefoxer:turbhoe:“if you want to adopt kids at an older age, that’s just lazy and you’ll miss the important developmental years. you won’t be able to connect.” okay but consider this: 1. I will not be able to handle a baby,
gingersnapwolves: ursuladeville: lovelykouga: weloveshortvideos: When you not the baby daddy but you take care of the kids anyway I was literally screaming “OH NOOOOO” the entire time I was watching this because it was just too cute to even
lovelykouga: weloveshortvideos: When you not the baby daddy but you take care of the kids anyway I was literally screaming “OH NOOOOO” the entire time I was watching this because it was just too cute to even be fucking real
renthethief: beyondthetemples-ooc: parttimepup: strnger-kid: Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace Yes it’s called the mammalian diving response
demonicvulcan: Spock: They were not, as the kids say, awake. Chekov: Do you mean woke? Spock: I did mean woke, but it’s grammatically incoherent.
geekgirl76: jukeboxemcsa: jheselbraum: jheselbraum: Like. I’m a firm believer that porn online shouldn’t be within kids reach (those “are you 18” checkboxes for life) but. Like. Ok first of all, just ban cp? It’s not hard? Cp is what got
secifosseluce: felixluvsketchup: hopeful-bee: ren-allen: thuriweaver: darknesshaspurplehair: i-am-a-fish: everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours) Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about
brittajj26: era-eclipsed: felixluvsketchup: hopeful-bee: ren-allen: thuriweaver: darknesshaspurplehair: i-am-a-fish: everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours) Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding
nb-dipper: montparnah: montparnah: story time my dad always made dinner when i was little so i spent the first ~4 years of my life eating mexican food everyday and the first time i went over to one of my white friends houses they gave us pb&j
quickreaver: “A Man of Letters”, from my not-so-sneaky alternative account. ;) Yeah, yeah, I know, kids: don’t smoke, okay! But Sam can. He’s been to Hell, after all. (Sketched for a kinkmeme prompt on LJ and inspired by a photo I saw flashing
imnotgabrielle: Druantia This is an illustration I started for a live demo two weeks ago. I’m not a great performer but I felt like the work itself made up for it. More than the adults, the kids seemed to like the concept of the Goddess Druantia welcoming
knot-kidding: humiliationelation: Hypnosis, ha. That’s rich. Its absolute pseudo-science, mumbo-jumbo, but… that’s not to say it doesn’t lack use. Inspiration. Who wouldn’t want total suggestibility and control over another. So many applications.
stephiejom: lonelyperv: The family that moved in next door seemed nice enough… but there was something strange about their kids. They were always holding hands and hugging, and then I saw them kiss… not a normal brother and sister kiss.It’s
get-a-life-i-have-99: This is very frakking true. The lazy parents who bitch and whine when a game is not right for their kid is on them. Second half, sure, but there is no way in hell that the average gamer is over 30 with a solid job.
maisiewilliams: Listen, I don’t know what sort of kids you’ve been flying round with in space, but you’re not telling me to shut up.
casasstrophe: hongkingkong: Reasons to not spoil your kids: i dont know what this is from but the the haircut make it all true even without context
casasstrophe:hongkingkong: Reasons to not spoil your kids: i dont know what this is from but the the haircut make it all true even without context
ommanyte:Even from when I was a kid, I always thought psyduck was not a duck per se, but rather a duck billed platypus.
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I was a kinda weird kid and, among other things, I liked to collect stuff. Not, like, hard to find stuff but general stuff like “rocks” or “leaves” and I would just collect ALL of whatever I could find of that thing. Once when
steven-universe-confessions: He was crying not only at that instant but at the earlier bits where Steven goes up to the cool kids. I think it’s really important that we look into Lars’ aspects as well. Yeah, that’s pretty much how I saw it.
gnineifie: Lots of Finn because Finn is important as heck. I need to gush. I’m not even kidding when I say AT’s style is one of the most beautiful art styles I’ve seen in an animated show. Maybe it’s simplistic, but these characters never felt
dance-like-a-tree: Not the best picture by far but this is the Toothless I drew on the table during craft time at VBS. One of the kids put dots on him for some reason??? So that’s what those are
I sent a message to the Akinator via their contact option asking them to remove whatever flag they have on SU characters that prevents them from being played by children. Lets see if they respond (also maybe send a complaint yourself if you’re so
Here’s something interesting (image credit goes to some anon on 4chan)Confirmed - Garnet is actually the fusion of a frog and a rabbit.Orrr, since Hoppy and Hopper were essentially versions of Amethyst and Pearl, Garnet is a future fusion of Amethyst
and Sadie is there too but she’s not sitting with her mom, she’s sitting with Lars! And Lars is sitting next to the cool kids. Congrats, Lars!
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