when i post on tumblr
NSFW Tumblr
find when i post on tumblr on porn pin board
when i post on tumblr clips
when them new episodes leak
When and where she want it……
When ya can’t sleep so you make some cute drool gifs
when a guest on hello counselor gets asked if f(x) members need to lose weight …
When the opportunity to wet yourself arises, but you don’t have to pee
When you eat on a towel you don’t need napkins.
flabofsteel: sams-supernatural-dick: “Do you realise how many carbs is in tha-” This speaks to me on so many levels right now
When girlpenises appear on my dash:
prokopetz: It just kills me when writers create franchises where like 95% of the speaking roles are male, then get morally offended that all of the popular ships are gay. It’s like, what did they expect?
when fergie comes on in the club and u hear “If u aint got no money take yo’ broke ass home”
projectioniist-a: moria-lothlorien: gayaergia: drawingguitarist: dumb If i ever space out just know that this is what’s on my mind The further they get the more I trust him
I do love it when she undresses me.
When “suck a bag of dicks” isn’t enough
When you click on a photoset picture so you can see it closer and its the same size.
When penises appear on your dash:
When your friends know it so well…
give-me-a-moon-tear:I have too much time on my hands..
when you have absolutely no appetite and you didn’t eat anything but a few bites of chocolate yesterday and only had a hot chocolate today so you know you should really eat something but nothing sounds good and nothing agrees with you and everything
When girls are on their period: Girl; "Hey can you check for me?" Friend; "Yeah walk in front of me. *looks at butt* Nope, you're good."
When i'm on my period.
When I click on a link and something scary pops up:
When I'm on my period, I have four emotions:
When I'm on my period, I have five emotions:
On a scale of one to negative eighteen, how horrible do you think Eren is at sex the first few times? Not even suggesting he wouldn’t want to have sex or anything. I’m sure he’d go into it like he’d go into anything. WITH GREAT
*when you follow and talk to ppl for months and don't know their damn name*
When you’re on your way to see the bae
WHEN YOU FIND A FIC
breeyn:I love how David Tennant plays a full on fucking demon in Good Omens but it was actually one of his most wholesome and least evil characters.
blondebrainpower:Sound On Please
When you’ve been having a good old cry in the bathroom but have to lie and say you were having a wank to not raise suspicion.
when I blog on my phone it does this weird thing where sometimes things I reblog will get reblogged twice. But not back-to-back, it’ll reblog and then, like, an hour later it will reblog it again. Its confusing and I don’t know why it does
burgrs: i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is going because i did not
When the snow melts, what does it become?
when someone works on something they deserve the proper credit. ppl can make sacrifices. they can sacrifice time money anything in the world BUT they cannot…i repeat cannot…sacrifice their credit. you can sacrifice anything you want but
When I suck on your nipples, I dream of warm tasty milk going down my throat!!
when you click on a link and it opens in the same tab
When one side of your headphones stop working.
When someone steps on the back of your shoes
stephenhawqueen: WE’VE WALKE D ON THE FUCKIGN MOON BUT I CANT WEAR SHORT S TO SCHOOL BECAUSE SOME GROSS 15 YEAR OLD WILL C;UM IN HIS PANTS IF HE SEES LEGS
makochantachibanana: teacher: me: sass on sass smack down between tsundere dolphin and ravioli mcshorty heichou
miss-nerdgasmz: assbuts-in-221b: mormondad: real life high school advice: dont slack be friends with everyone kiss ass like there is no tomorrow Stay on the right fucking side of the hallway DON’T WALK SLOW FOR FUCK’S SAKE
When girls overdose on makeup...
when you're on the toilet and you hear your phone ringing.
When you're on the ferris wheel..
mariposima: Hanna-Barbera production supervisor Carl Urbano working on a storyboard, 1967.
sex-a-y: I’ve been meaning to draw you for quite some time and today I couldn’t wait anymore so I took the liberty of doing one from one of your own pictures. I hope you like it. Consider this as a present for always being there when I needed you
When you're on a diet and somebody offers you delicious food:
when it goes down like this…holy fuck
when u lay on your side and ur bra shifts halfway around the world
yuki119: but the 104 all spread out with their own spacious place to sleep except eren and jean who are nearly sleeping on top of one another
i like how when koujaku says “it sounds like a rich person’s idea,” noiz kind of just turns his head looking offended.
when people call koujaku kou
dancheu: cutestkira: aosorahayato: teruzuki: Edward Zo, an Asian actor who tried to audition for the role of Light and was rejected on grounds of being Asian, made a Vlog speaking about whitewashing Light wasn’t Asian? Japanese Japan…is in….Asia…..
when ur a brush facing against a blaster and u accidentally grab the rainmaker but u somehow don’t die
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When I keep on refreshing my otp's tag and there is still no porn
