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The hazy memories of what happened on New Year’s Eve were finally coming back to me. That’s the problem without being older - the hangovers last longer and it’s more difficult to recall things! But now I remember going to that weird costume party
The thing that makes these two shots especially hot to me is that not only is a hot guy feeding his load to another hot guy, but there are also other guys watching it happen.
elzebrook: Catholic Funeral Bingo My grandfather’s viewing/Rosary/funeral was this week. All of these things happened. Mod announcement that this happened so life continues to be weird but irregularly scheduled posts will continue per usual in
pxyls: rosebud-for-now: proudly-pro-choice: It’s unimaginable and disgusting that this happens to children that don’t even understand what’s happening to them. -Allie I don’t normally put political things on my blog but this one got me bad
daughterlover: The hazy memories of what happened on New Year’s Eve were finally coming back to me. That’s the problem without being older - the hangovers last longer and it’s more difficult to recall things! But now I remember going to that weird
the7thblogger: slavepetbabygirl: Holy fuck. There are some things that I would never ever consent to but that absolutely soak me when I see them happen to other girls, and imagine myself in their shoes: panicked, scared, desperate, disgusted, trapped,
crimson-leaves-sensei: pumpkin-king-evan: Out of all the things that I expected to happen, Bart Simpson making a cameo appearance in a manga was not one of those things. what’s really freaking me out though, is how he looks just like bart
pxyls: rosebud-for-now: proudly-pro-choice: It’s unimaginable and disgusting that this happens to children that don’t even understand what’s happening to them. -Allie I don’t normally put political things on my blog but this one got me bad
sir-d-makes-u-drip: How I love seeing when this happens..That’s the first step of knowing you’ll be squirting next.READ CAREFULLY BELOW!!!If you’re a girl who is willing to learn how to squirt using my methods that means showing me the things I
bobqdevil: complete-the-caption: publicswitch: Need to get you a wand.x You can have mine. OK, it’s technically his to torture me with. But I’m motivated to part with the evil thing. Hmmmm well if that happens I suppose I’ll just have to put
notshunnaorelated: Now someone tell me what could have happened to make that boy who was much more interested in Quincy’s future than in his own say things like that. Oh Dios, tengo así como un horrible presentimiento de que la mamá de Uryuu fue
tentacles-and-stardust: smooshypie: don’t say nice things to me or i get flustered and start crying This is EXTREMELY accurate xD everytime! Awww that’s even more of a reason to do it Lmao XD got to see the cuteness happen.
My mom begged me to move back home when I graduated college. She even promised me she’d fuck me like she did the night I left. But the only thing that’s happened since I moved back is she’s taught my sister and her friend how to suck
modelgeek: God has been so Good to me . That seems to be the only logical sentence that can sum up all of the amazing things that has happened me to . I am here . I am alive .. And as long as i live so shall my dreams - Know as ModelGeek but my real
artemispanthar:Me: *talks excessively about the thing I like*People: That’s weird and obsessiveMe: oh, okayMe: *only says a word or two when someone brings up the thing I like, shuts down or moves on or plays it off like I don’t want to talk
I make vague/non-detailed posts about things that upset me at workand that’s cuz….I’m at work so much and to have the time to write a proper post….well, it doesn’t happen.It sucks. I’d love to be able to vent in detail sometimes.
tingos: I happened by the Code Geass kinkmeme for the first time in ages and I did a quick fill, because apparently that’s still a thing I do. and yet everyone still knew it was me goddamn it’s been like multiple years since I last did a fill…..
gatsbyswhore: A few months ago Gatsby taught me to squirt. It’s not something I ever gave much thought to until it happened. He was fist fucking me, and I soaked him. It’s one of those things that feels so wrong in the build up, but then oh so right.
dorkly: Videogames Are To Blame For Every Bad Thing That Has Ever Happened Now I’m even less interested in that Animal Crossing game. That’s too depressing and real for me. I play videogames to escape reality, NOT be reminded of it.
I have grown to the point where I literally don’t give a fuck about 99.9% of the shit that happens in the world, to others, both far and close nor the things they think matters or are important. And I realize that it’s the same towards me,
tassosss: howlnatural: the most fun thing about being a fic author is when you know what’s supposed to happen but when you go to write it you realise that, for the event to be plausible, you need to add another 2k of development and establish like
Bad things: When I look at how much my flights can cost me, I’m looking at a +1000 € price tag. This covers both ways though.Good things: Well I have 700 € saved… So… yay me? Most of it gotten together? *flops over dead* But then
bemusedlybespectacled: biochemprincess: There’s something to be said for fiction that’s predictable. Like I don’t always want to watch or read something that makes me nervous and wonder what’s going to happen. Sometimes it’s nice to read something
penguinsonparade: andrewbelami: I was filming a make-up tutorial when the worst thing that could happen happened [x] Someone gif’d me. Someone literally took the time. To gif me. I am a gif. Look. Look at this. I am literally
scanlan: susiephone: wearevengeancenow: nerdgasrnz: inspectorwired: movie tropes that will never get old to me: a thing happens + two people exchanging money in the back fourth wall breaking “give up all your weapons” and that one guy that spends
chrishohl: Quick thing; was going to finish up before playing the demo, but that definitely didn’t happen. I promise I have some non-fanarty things waiting in the wings, but there is just too much ORAS hype for me to handle!I really just wanted to
holy shit. my mom abused me. she emotionally abused me. doing research she fits a lot of the things, and reading about what happens to kids abused by their parents its to fucking close home. fuck. that’s not good. i don’t have words. my mom abused
lastoreadoras:So you like being hypnotized?Maybe you should like or reblog this post.That might let me know that you want me to dm you.And you might be giving me permission to hypnotize you.Who knows? Maybe these things will happen.There’s only
jeunefillevulgaire:Things that real life sex has taught me that isn’t in porn :Shaking during sex, no no, not her legs, him. Yeah. It happens to men too, from anticipation and excitement. I only had one partner who used to have that sometimes and
athespian1esbian: mowilleno: me as a strapping elementary schooler: haha you study to do good in tests? can’t relate me, now living with the consequences: hehhahhheha…….. so um.. how do u do that.….. um ….. study thing. how does that happen
shadowgale96: Me during every Dragon Age RomanceAlistair: How could something so beautiful exist amongst so much darkness? In a way, I think the same thing when I look at you. Zevran: Assasinating you was the luckiest thing that could have happened to
skinnychair: These are all actual events. These are all things that have actually happened to Eve and I. This is why I get so angry when guys tell me to just take a compliment. No. No. I do not have to accept that, no person has a right to invade my
jesse-pinkman:What’s the most embarrassing thing to happen to you guys on stage?Andy: These guys have all fallen at various times. That’s embarrassing for them — and me.Patrick: It’s embarrassing for me to be associated with them!Andy: I’m a
skyrimconfessionss: “A friend introducing me to Skyrim was the worst thing that ever happened to my productivity. Me figuring out mods was the second-worst.” skyrimconfessionss.tumblr.com - Image credit: [x]
rosebud-for-now: proudly-pro-choice: It’s unimaginable and disgusting that this happens to children that don’t even understand what’s happening to them. -Allie I don’t normally put political things on my blog but this one got me bad
jesuistarousse: tamino: Let me help you with that I had a conversation with a friend a few days ago about pencil skirts. We came to the conclusion that it’s very possible they are the best thing that has ever happened to the planet, and my wardrobe.
RaquelSpeaking: skinnychair: These are all actual events. These are all things that have actually happened to Eve and I. This is why I get so angry when guys tell me to just take a compliment. No. No. I do not have to accept that, no person has a right
nerdgasrnz: inspectorwired: movie tropes that will never get old to me: a thing happens + two people exchanging money in the back fourth wall breaking “give up all your weapons” and that one guy that spends the entire evening taking his weights worth
ethan-8: idk what happened to my post so IM DOING IT AGAIN, this is dedicated to that anon who asked me not to do the thing so here i am doing the thing, whatever dark magic you’re using to break down my posts i won’t let ya win anon so here’s
Actually, I just looked and somehow I’ve gotten to 2475 followers. How the hell did that happen? Only 25 to go to hit 2500? Dayum, I guess I’m okay at this blog thing after all. I love my followers - y'all should come talk to me so
pxyls:rosebud-for-now:proudly-pro-choice:It’s unimaginable and disgusting that this happens to children that don’t even understand what’s happening to them.-Allie I don’t normally put political things on my blog but this one got me bad this
tbhzopf: “Can’t wait for the day that somebody tells me I’m the best thing that’s ever happened to them and they mean it.” — Unknown (via deeplifequotes) I already did tell you that 😘❤️🥰
just cause one thing happened, doesnt mean im going to let it get to me, alot of shit goes wrong but that doesnt mean im gonna let it hit me ~ ill be fine everyone doesnt get their way all the time. but i still hope you get yours. “but were black
sluttybbw: My baby cousin just happens to be the most annoying little brat known to man. So when she gets on my last nerve, I have to fuck the shit outta her to keep her in her place. Sure I know I shouldn’t but believe me, it’s the only thing that’ll
I wish things were different, but everything happens for a reason. So I guess, things are going this way for the better and it'll hurt now, but later on I'll look back and realize that things happened for me to be happy - not sad.
opangatay: Ever since I was young I never understood anything about the world, and I never understood anything that happened in my life. The only thing that ever made sense to me was you, and how I felt about you. That’s all I’ve ever known and that’s
caledscratch replied to your post: caledscratch replied to your post: hetalia heta is… wow im not that involved that i even knew that was a thing that was happening haha.. oh NO ITS GONNA SUCK ME BACK IN I DIDN’T KNOW EITHER UNTIL I SAW
antognized replied to your post: ok i needed those two things on my blo… The thing that saddens me about the Makorra shippers is i have yet to see a single post by one accepting that Korra and Asami got together. they either claim it didnt happen,
59oz: the whole “if i push u away pull me back” shit pisses me off. like if u push me away, u clearly don’t realize im the best thing that will ever happen to you lol so i am going to leave.
kateoplis: “I have lots of things to teach you now, in case we ever meet, concerning the message that was transmitted to me under a pine tree in North Carolina on a cold winter moonlit night. It said that Nothing Ever Happened, so don’t worry. It’s
thoughtfultea:People become attractive over time as you get to know them. Someone who you once felt completely neutral towards can make your stomach do somersaults. It’s not that they were not good looking to begin with, it’s just that things happened
nlscentofawoman: Give in to me Don’t be scared. Nothing bad will happen. Trust me. I’m only here for one purpose and that is to make you feel good. Every single thing that is going to occur will do so for that single reason. You might consider some
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