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seabassapologist: splickedylit:beetledrink:not to get too deep on main but did anyone else have such deeply rooted issues with their self worth for so long that they thought as a kid/teen that their only redeeming feature was being “low maintenance”
dwergaz: aleph-null-47: dwergaz: dwergaz: aleph-null-47: aleph-null-47: zagreus: dwergaz: most disgusting part of Tumblr Culture is the kid who love to sag their pirt. not only to sag the jam lid, but to pirt it up. what a waste. what language
doctorguilty:Not to sound like an old fart here but my philosophy about video games is like. A kid living out in the middle of bumfuck nowhere with no internet access for miles should be able to purchase a game from walmart, take that game home, put it
turnpikeghosts:turnpikeghosts:existing in dec 2021 feels increasingly like you’re the last nerdy kid in dodgeball like you made it this far by hanging in the back and making no sudden movements but OH BOY THATS NOT ENOUGH ANYMORE
heedra: not to oversimplify an extremely complex discipline but if i had to pick one tip to give people on how to have more productive interactions with children, especially in an instructive sense, its that teaching a kid well is a lot more like improv
crippledasinfuckyou:Able bodied parents I’m begging you to teach your kids about disabled people. Not just because they could become disabled themselves one day but also because even if they don’t, they have a very real chance of being rude
fantasyamazon:[id: screenshots of tiktok captions. the images say, “but the only reason we still love princess diana is because she did not have the time to disappoint us.”]begging queer kids to read up on princess diana’s involvement with the community.
foreverial:foreverial:shouting “DERIVATIVE!” at an art school kid just walking down the street from a moving vehicle, they break down and sobokay but if i, a guy driving a car, yell that at somebody walking on the sidewalk, that’s not really an
twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck: thepreciousthing: adire-adire: victorysunshine: goldfish-kisses: geek-in-a-box: martiemcfly: WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND BUT BIGGER WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
casasstrophe:hongkingkong: Reasons to not spoil your kids: i dont know what this is from but the the haircut make it all true even without context
high-tech-hippy:real-dreams-and-memories:maddylioness:there should be a two year period after high school where it is socially expected that kids not work or go to school or do anything but take road trips, read books, meet new people, and take lots of
jaclcfrost: it’s so awkward being asked “do you really think that lowly of yourself?” because no? of course not? buddy, i was just.. kidding around.. haha, funny, haha? humor, you know? but also truthfully: yeah. absolutely. without a doubt. hold
turbhoe: avotica: tracefoxer: turbhoe: “if you want to adopt kids at an older age, that’s just lazy and you’ll miss the important developmental years. you won’t be able to connect.” okay but consider this: 1. I will not be able to handle
6woofs: kissokomos: 6woofs: kissokomos: kissokomos: ❤❤❤ i’m not supposed to have favorites but honestly what do my coworkers expect me to do when we get the littermate (mirror image!!!) of the cutest pup?? love these kids every one of these
left-reminders: excalibelle: me watching monsters inc as a kid: how did it take so long for anyone to figure out that human child laughter not only produced energy like screams, but was more effective, and that children aren’t actually dangerous at
strnger-kid:Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace
bramblepatch: dragon-in-a-fez: dragon-in-a-fez: adults are always talking about how “kids will do anything to get out of school” and okay, first of all that’s not true, but I think we really need to ask why that idea holds so much sway. children’s
chocobabydolly: Im so horny daddy…im always horny for a big daddy dick in my tight little pussy but i have no daddy here to play with me. I’ve been told by someone that i should not be showing my face because someday when i have kids, they may see
happilymourning: thatsqualitystuff: we were taking our math test and i turned around and can we just talk about not only whatever is all over that girl’s face, but the guy charging his phone in the back and the kid on the right who looks like he’s
i-am-not-unique: thecorpsebrideiwillneverbe: jah-feel: I’m sorry but I had to reblog this. This book is basically the book I needed as a kid instead of realizing all of those things the hard way~ My future children will have this Hey my brother
spookyloop: “Born in Denmark 1978. I write and direct television shows for kids. I have a set of twins and not much time for anything. But when i have time i draw monster drawings on post-it notes… it is a little window into a different world,
unamusedsloth: These kids are going places, maybe not college but places…
mudkipful: last one. not sure what kind of behaviour gaster had. but i just imagined him having this kind of behaviour around his kids pfft. he’s very enthusiastic about this. ^tiny L&S ref up there.
all-about-ecchi: Oh yea I made another nsfw blog for all things not H, but who’s kidding i’ll most likely post H there too. It’s still setting up and i’ll probably get back to making gifs once it’s all set up. Also sorry i haven’t posted
all-about-ecchi: all-about-ecchi: Oh yea I made another nsfw blog for all things not H, but who’s kidding i’ll most likely post H there too. It’s still setting up and i’ll probably get back to making gifs once it’s all set up. Also sorry
diegollorenteart: Feeling a bit nostalgic of the old Tomb Raider games… This new take on Lara (the bow, the survival thing etc) it’s good but it’s not the Tomb Raider game I played when I was a kid. It looks more like a mix between Nathan Drake
casasstrophe: hongkingkong: Reasons to not spoil your kids: i dont know what this is from but the the haircut make it all true even without context
lovelykouga: weloveshortvideos: When you not the baby daddy but you take care of the kids anyway I was literally screaming “OH NOOOOO” the entire time I was watching this because it was just too cute to even be fucking real
jhonnyspot: “…but baby, I’m about to explode!” “Oh God I know you are! Why do you think I’m riding you like this?! I lied about not wanting kids! I’m stealing your cum honey… I’m stealing every drop”
thegeekygreek: She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.
ceshira: ….wait- what did you think they were talking about? This is a kids show! Ok but seriously, Teen Titans Go! crew… You keep killing me off with bbrae goodness… I’m not asking you to stop, I just wanted to point that out to you guys.
seductivesquid: lust-and-war:When they said the new samurai Jack was for a more mature audience, they weren’t kidding. not really my thing but still kinda hawts
mandopony: ponybalderdashery: electric-coffee: keeps getting better :D Not only is it performance art, but it’s the BEST ICE CREAM EVER And I’ve been looking for it again since I was a kid I WOULD DIE I’D BE LIKE GIVE ME MY ICE CREAM YOU WIZARD
excalibelle: me watching monsters inc as a kid: how did it take so long for anyone to figure out that human child laughter not only produced energy like screams, but was more effective, and that children aren’t actually dangerous at all? me watching
grimphantom2: atomictiki: grimphantom2: americanroads: 2015, Best of Diners from American RoadsInstagram | Zine Love to visit one of them, not just for the food but the place they have it just brings memories when i saw them as a kid =) Aww man,
yarrahs-life: I couldn’t appreciate her image until I was much older. When I was a kid she was just pretty and cool. But now I see what she represented. She had natural hair. Not a long bone straight weave down her back and her style was everything!
hazurasinner: Korrasami family! So, I received a couple of asks about Korra and Asami starting a family, and I was like, WHY NOT?! XD They love children and know how to deal with them so I doodled three kids (I started with one but then my hand slipped.
grimphantom:nickimlnaj:I may not be a fan of her music but Nicki Minaj aside of having that curvaceous body she also has a good sense of humor and giving this kid at least a smile…….even tho he make us guys jealous towards him lol XD. lol XD
eyzmaster: Steven Universe - Peridot 56 by theEyZmaster COSTUME SWAP PART 1!I was thinking not drawing Peridot for a while, before the next Steven Universe episodes… but who am I kidding? I couldn’t wait that long!Here’s Peridot dressed as Pearl!
gomigomipomi: gomigomipomi: Halloween is just an excuse for me to draw Splatoon x Harry Potter. Not sure if it’s obvious enough but I had too much fun with this hahaha. Also that purple kid who was very enthusiastic in joining Pufflehuff was I’m
spirkian: spirkian:Like okay but the knowledge that the reason Sarek was so pissed at Spock for choosing Starfleet over the VSA/VEG was because he Sarek had been forced to choose which of his not-quite-Vulcan-enough-kids was going to get in and he
seaweedheadnightray: piranga: tipsystupor: h31r0fd00m: xxasking-fucking-alexandriaxx: oorahsydnie: I can never not reblog this Omg I’m crying !hwhhshs I know I reblogged this before but THINK about this. Imagine how this kids mother felt (if
denisaaaa: dead-girls-do-not-cry: Vampire my teeth used to look like that, but i had to file them down as a kid because they kept cutting into my lips…the blood did add some snazziness to it though OMG…. *pleasant shiver*
partybarackisinthehousetonight: i’m sorry sir but i dont care if your son is only 3 years old. i will not get off this swing just so he can “have a nice day at the park.” welcome to the real world kid
astromot:prettyboyshyflizzy:stardusted:at this point I don’t even know what to saymy kids not having no white friends im sorry Genius. They should do that with ebola too, I mean the mortality rate is a little higher but I mean come on! Think of
This cartoon isn’t for kids anyway. If they watch it, fine. But it’s not for them.
instaplur: Do drugs but stay in school too so you can get a good job and buy more drugs. And get the good shit. Not the cheap shit college kids get.
eziocauthon89:inoticeyoureanerdfighter: are you kidding me rn The fact that there are no blog names that repeat in this image is a true testament.I’m not sure what it’s a testament to, but it is.
thederpyducks: Quick animation I spewed out. Speed is a bit stuffed up, but it should still be fine. Note that the back view is probably the least refined view, so yeh. It may not look the best. Oh who am I kidding, it still looks amazing.Full view:
dollsahoy: saltfishandbake: Some of y'all following me were literally born in the 2000s (and no this is not going to be one of those awful 90s kids are better rants) but I know from personal experience that as teenagers, you don’t really understand
real-hiphophead: tayelchapo: this why they killed him Support the message 100%, but let’s not misinform all these kids. JFK was assassinated by elements of the CIA and U.S. Government, going up to the highest levels (the unseen hand levels) because
renthethief: beyondthetemples-ooc: parttimepup: strnger-kid: Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace Yes it’s called the mammalian diving response
pochowek: silentwalrus1: silentwalrus1: i had a thought today like man, my ancestors would probably not approve very much of me being such an extravagant glutton, but then i was like wtf are u kidding. those dumbasses didn’t live on a fuckin potato
wrestlingssexconfessions: Anyone seen this commercial where Miz is jumping out of a gift box for this little kid’s birthday? Well my birthday is coming up and not only do I want Miz, but a box of condoms to go with it would be nice… ;) I would be
traumaticsherry: I like how Sebastian is this demon who’s like super in tune with human sin and dark desires and shit, enjoys Ciel in embarrassing or frustrating situations, and want to eat this fucking kid’s soul but absolutely will not let him
gnimaerd: youknowyourebritishwhen: winter-fire-fly: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?! I’m sorry, but people aren’t going to die from it being 91 degrees F outside. I LIVE IN 110 DEGREES F. Just saying. People will be fine. That is definitely not that hot.
ask-king-sombra: But everything changed when the fire nation attacked. ((All OCs not previously introduced belong to their respective owners! Finally featuring contest winners lil-houndstooth, bellatrix-the-unicorn and The Scootaloo Kid (no Tumblr)!
