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kelpfreak: Must see “eXxxclusive shit” He was like see if you can get it to 500 likes…IDK so help me by liking and reblogging…Its really appreciated!
Today there was a THEREMIN at Nookling Junction and you can even play it omfg. No seriously you don’t understand you can turn it on and then run around your house and it changes the pitch and tone I’m losing my shit over this. Come over to
i-want-spankings: tyleroakley:huntershouse:At first I was like “holy shit it’s a person!”Then I looked again - HOLY SHIT IT’S TWO PEOPLE.WHOA. My mind is GONE! I sat here and watched this for 20 minutes…..
conversationparade: zeropotential: mukmukks: vinegardoppio: mrdappersden: GOOOOOOOO FUCK YOURSELF are you fucking serious Ubi you can’t be fucking serious you fucking pieces of shit “It was on our feature list until not too long ago, but
judacris: shinykonyta: terreverte: cake gifs are you fuckin kiddin me like what kinda people just captions this ‘cake gifs’ and walks away this shit fucking put a spell on me i was unable to look away it was wild start to fucking finish that looks
unrelatableuserboxes: The idea that Mike wazowski wouldn’t scare kids bc he’s like not traditionally scary is such bs??? like if I woke up and there was a fucking green shortass with one gigantic eye in my room staring at me I’d lose my shit Like
After this exchange they promptly blocked me (and someone spam reported me for stealing content from myself????) and changed their username. (they actually thought I believed them??????) I did try to find out what all this “hard work” is that
thedemoninsidetheangel: I feel like it should be mandatory for everyone when they turn 18 to scroll tumblr to find out their sexual orientation/ preferences. Seriously I didn’t know I liked half the shit I do until I saw it on tumblr and was like…
mark-gaytits: imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn” and jesus just
imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout:allisoninportland:strugglingtobeheard: sensualproverb: LMAO the ref was like break that gay shit up (but why? lol) The WNBA is so gay and I love it. Omg I love this When I was a teenager I’d desperately watch
fatstonerchick: Sex workers tried to warn everyone about SESTA/FOSTA before it was passed and nobody gave a shit. And now regular folk are trying to come out and act like they passed these bills behind everyone’s back…. no… we told yall and yall
korrasera: deliciouskookaburrabouquet: deliciouskookaburrabouquet: professorsparklepants: thanakite: I wonder if Ozai heard that the Avatar was back and was just like, Shit! Now there’s potential for my son to complete that impossible task I assigned
biglawbear:cipheramnesia:anais-ninja-bitch:smuganimebitch:smuganimebitch:smuganimebitch:imo all movies being some kind of superhero shit paid for by disney is kind of like when every painting and sculpture was some jesus shit comissioned by the catholic
chickennuggetoccult: I hope someday ferguson is in history books and kids are gonna read them and go “????? That’s terrible?? They treated people like this??” And kids will write 5 page essays on why Darren Wilson was a shit human being and I hope
jeffyfuckingt: Alright, since you assholes have been good sports about putting up with my insensitive shit I’m going to hit you with a dick pic. This was pre-coital from two years ago. Yes, I look like shit and my hair is fucking terrible because this
retrolizard: nightmargin: end-it-ed23: castleoflions: So someone swapped in the Attack on Titan theme on the opening for Sailor Moon Crystal and this was the result. Holy shit do most anime openings got like a pacing system going on? cuz when I was
socialflyte: Un-loyal Niggas Will never learn | ᶠᶸᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ #Socialflyte It’s to get into a relationship, Shit it’s hard enough to stay in a relationship and it’s because shit like this. This dude was fuckin with other females behind
disabling clare like this shows how out of her depth she is in each encounter without being something so simple and insulting as grabbing her upper arm. also, each of these happened inside of maybe a month, so there is that too.
kingcheddarxvii: kingcheddarxvii: When Nintendo was founded, less time had passed since the Gettysburg Address than the time that’s passed between now and the release of the original Donkey Kong Some of you seem to think I’m joking Nintendo is
i had to fire someone today, and real shit, I gotta start doing this shit more often. i feel like a giant among men right now.
christmascrayonwillow: candycreme: do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now #shout
I woke up just about every hour from tossing and turning. I was coughing, aching, and emotional all night. I normally don’t get sick, and a when I do I’m a big baby about it. I feel like shit guys, and I just want to curl up in a ball and sleep today
i-mnotbrokenjustbent: madelinelime: When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. That’s because it was fun
saisai-chan: someone faked a quote from Horikoshi saying All Might is bi, and it broke my friend’s heart to find out it was fake, b/c she was so, so, so happy to hear about it, b/c she’s also bi guys…. don’t post/create fake stuff like that
earlgreytea68: mark-gaytits: imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn” and jesus just ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE TUMBLR
marcodizzle-yolodt: I saw the first pic and this was the first thing I thought of but when I actually made the photoset I was like ahhhHHHHH FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS IM OUT *backflips into wall maria while sobbing uncontrollably* ps the original art
so like if someone with dick piercings were to get a blowjob from someone with tongue piercings what would that feel like.
i tried it up the butt recently and it was fun until it started feeling like i needed to shit lol is it always like this?? does anyone know how to make itnot feel like that lol
I sat thru ten minutes of that shit, ain’t nobody score, the slightest contact had niggas on the ground wildin like they was hurt, then get up ten seconds later and be fine. I can’t get with it.
covenesque: be-blackstar: Shit, I’m glad a white guy said it. That’s all I was thinking this morning. Just didn’t want to give folks ideas but seems like the world already is. Need cash? Just be white and shoot any black person. Broad daylight,
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: The is Ted Cruz and he just threw his hat into the ring for a presidental bid in 2016. Ted Cruz was born in Canada do you think he’ll get all the shit Presdient Obama got? He better. It’s like they forget
jeniphyer: afro-latino: jeniphyer: ygkay: afro-latino: 00incognegro: afro-latino: Fam.. Niggas is really trash. I ain’t wanna believe it but it’s true. I was at work tellin my coworker my girl live in Florida and he like “oh so you got a
thechubbycincinno: knowledgeequalsblackpower: huffingtonpost: There’s so much more to love than just her pantsuit collection. can you not? i’m voting for her okay. but don’t try to make me “like” her. it repulses me. and on top of it
rapunzel-corona-lite: lebritanyarmor:my god . . damn he was hella stiff with it and he still sound like he shattered that nigga’s femur with the vibrations of the jaw smack alone. How you just let him rock yo shit with no resistance….you deserve
bboyplankton: pussy-and-pizzza-x: mabinatittyyy: This nigga called me a hoe bc I took birth control everyday. He gon say don’t you only take it if you gonna have sex that day? Goodnight y’all I used to think tumblr was really hyping shit like
I feel like shit since I’ve kind of put making porn on the back burner.😭 My mv score has gone to shit and I’m not making nearly as much money as I was a few months ago. I’ve just been in a really bad place lately mentally which is an awful excuse
jennylewren: operattack:pseudonymnotfound:Holy shit. Holy fucking shit. What the actual fuck. This is amazing I could have SWORN that Romeo and Juliet was required reading in like every high school, BUT APPARENTLY NOT.
UGH HE SHOULD NOT HAVE THE POWER TO AFFECT ME LIKE THIS. It’s not like I want to be made physically sick by an 11 word text post. I was just scrolling through my feed and bam. Suddenly I feel like puking. Ugh. It so sucks… I hate this whole
expectopatronm: I WORK AT PUBLIX AS A CASHIER AND THIS GROUP OF FRAT GUYS FROM UCF COME IN AND GET LIKE THIRTY CARTS AND I WAS JUST THINKING THAT THEY WERE GOING TO GET ALCOHOL AND CHIPS AND SHIT BUT THEN THEY COME TO CHECK OUT AND I SEE THAT THEY HAVE
boobs/cleavage will apparently get you shit at concerts or not even boobs…but just chest (let’s be real, I have no cleavage) will apparently get you shit I had my cardigan unbuttoned because it was hot as balls and the event staff guy gave
promiscuouspink:Girls share throwbacks on Instagram and say shit like “god look how pale I was” like yeah bitch your actual skin tone before you started putting on mounds of fake tan to look like a different race
Tyler: “I didn’t know what the fuck was going on, I thought it was a gunshot. I heard that shit and was like “fuck that”. ???: “You jumped high though.” Tyler: “I’m black.”
elasticitymudflap: okay obviously we see the differences in pearl and amethyst but to me for some reason garnet really struck me??? i mean besides her being my fav and all garnet is still garent obviously but i mean holy shit like she was literally
thebossmonsters: I don’t reblog Naruto… Like ever. Very curious how this even ended up on the dash but GOD DAMN SHE WAS GOING TO PUNCH A HOLE IN HER HEAD LIKE HO SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT HER BRUTE FUCKING STRENGTH LIKE, GURL WTF YOU SUPPOSE TO BE A HEALER,
My dog just sacred the absolute shit out of me because it was dead silent and when she lies down, she has the longest old man groan ever I thought someone snuck up on me
jen-iii: jen-iii: Oh shit I just had a thought for the next episode So like, I’m assuming that they might use Weiss to get in because she sooooooo obviously wants to get back home to her family right? So she’s basically becomes one of their inside
teamshy: Tyler: “I didn’t know what the fuck was going on, I thought it was a gunshot. I heard that shit and was like “fuck that”. ???: “You jumped high though.” Tyler: “I’m black.”
icegrill: brainfried: remember when lil wayne said “real g’s move in silence like lasagna” that shit fucked me up and then i realized the “g” in “lasagna” is silent i was like “damn……” i brought this line up once and my friend
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chongthenomad: i feel as if anytime now we’re just gonna get a shit load of korra news like every time i come home i go on tumblr and i’m terrified to see if the fandom blew up while i was gone and it’s like a fucking ticking time bomb with us
