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impregnationfreak: fillmeupgood: She had a bit of a kink to her. She wanted nothing more than a hot load of cum into her pussy… but her boyfriend refused. “You’ll get pregnant and I’m not ready for a kid.” Dammit. That’s all she wanted.
mudkipful: last one. not sure what kind of behaviour gaster had. but i just imagined him having this kind of behaviour around his kids pfft. he’s very enthusiastic about this. ^tiny L&S ref up there.
je-ja-ger: head-who-said-head: je-ja-ger: wanna cum in? What a set of thunder thighs on that old pussy pierced slut! But yes, I’ll have some of that! On On Did you just call me ‘old’?? Are you kidding me??Im 30 years old! Thats not old!! Pffft!!
Reverend E. F. Briggs totes fucks kids. Not super relevant but just sayin’.
For a year in my childhood I went to a school where I was the only white kid in my class. Regardless of it ever being mentioned, physically, not only couldn’t I compete with any of the boys in any way, but with most of the girls. And this greatly
This has been King Kai’s smoking psa, and remember, as always kids, drugs are not only fun, but cool!
“Look, kid,” the chief grunted from behind his desk. “I appreciate that you wanna help your community… But this is a fire brigade, not a bake sale. I’ve never met a woman who could pass the physical ability test.”“Well, uh, with
frecklesfanatic: HAPPY EASTER. Little late but hey no reason to not celebrate Egg-day one or two days longer. And thanks to @shinonsfw for creating these great OCs. Stay away from magic booze kids. no wonder why apogee has a thing for eggs too
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YOU’RE KIDDING ME WITH THIS OH MY GOD CRYING I thought pulling something like that would ruin her for me BUT THEY COULD NOT HAVE DONE IT BETTER
sbsminifridge replied to your photo: YOU’RE FUCKING KIDDING Oh, I’m dumb. Of course you meant the gryphon. Though really apart from the coloration there’s not THAT much resemblance. His beak looks more like a pelican than an eagle. But I can’t
derpygrooves: UH BRAEBURNED WHY HAVE WE NOT SEEN ART OF THIS GUY YET YOU SHITTER btw im just kidding i felt like so bad omfg im so sorry braeburned the art is amazing please know i was just makin a dumb joke cuz thats what i do but like your art is your
sanguithar: (pls click tumblr is an asshole and makes my images blurry) It’s not a man bun but it is acceptable. WHO AM I KIDDING I LOVE HIM HAVE A MESSY QUICK SKETCH/WIP OF NEW KALLUS that took way too long to make and is still kinda weird with proportio
arachnofiend: digitallyimpaired: everythingstuck: AS A TEENAGE TROLLBOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! o H MY GOSH REMEMBER THIS I fucking loved this show Replace jenny with dirkbot and the nerdy kid (i think his name was sheldon, but i’m not sure)
Are you fucking kidding me?This is fucking Crazy Lace Agate!Or as Bismuth called her: Ol’ Crazy Lace!WHAT THE FUCK CN?EDIT: Sorry, I was close, but off a smidge. That’s not Crazy Lace. That’s Biggs JasperOl’ Crazy Lace actually appears here My
felixluvsketchup: hopeful-bee: ren-allen: thuriweaver: darknesshaspurplehair: i-am-a-fish: everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours) Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this
era-eclipsed: felixluvsketchup: hopeful-bee: ren-allen: thuriweaver: darknesshaspurplehair: i-am-a-fish: everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours) Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this
unabashedlybi: renthethief: beyondthetemples-ooc: parttimepup: strnger-kid: Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace Yes it’s called the mammalian
I really don’t know who to say this but…This… this is good.Man… things have really changed after Leo won that Oscar… i’m not even kidding
I normally stay away from being a social justice crusader, tumblrs got enough of those but… Really?! Kid is bullied by bullies because of his MLP bag so school bullies him to not bring it to school because it’s a “bullying” trigge
i was looking through my old sketch books and found the “””””story boards””””” for that old sans animation i did back in decemberish but thats not compared 2 my Sad Kid Trio in the corner
dobbygotpwned: Static Shock. This show was like everything to me as a kid. Not only did it have a black protagonist. but an awesome gay superhero a BAMF lady hero and a superhero with dyslexia It dealt with important issues like peer pressure gang viole
twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck: thepreciousthing: adire-adire: victorysunshine: goldfish-kisses: geek-in-a-box: martiemcfly: WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND BUT BIGGER WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
normalize getting kids their own “pets” at a young age. Not a family companion. But something they will have to care for themselves. I say this because i was V suicidal/depressed growing up, & i don’t think that’s something
incorrect48quotes:Kaotan: They were not as the kids say, awake.Uha: Did you mean woke?Kaotan: I did mean woke, but it’s grammatically incoherent.
mikeohrangutang: Like every other kid, I love guns and I also think they’re very sexy, but I also respect the hell out of them. I believe in gun control and that it should be harder to get guns these days. Not everyone should have them that easy. I
dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou: cozycryptidcorner: Documentary: And in five billion years, the sun will expand, devouring earth in fire- Seven-year-old me: Documentary: And in five years, the sun will expand, devouring earth in fire-Thirty-year-old
casasstrophe:hongkingkong: Reasons to not spoil your kids: i dont know what this is from but the the haircut make it all true even without context
riseofthenerdlab:rootbeersweetheart:big-hero-6-confessions:“Tadashi cannot come back in the sequel. Not only would this undermine Hiro’s progress but this would basically tell kids that their dead loved ones will come back.”THIS. This forever
carriehopefletcher: This is the one post on Tumblr that I literally will not allow myself to scroll past. Sometimes I dont even wanna reblog it anymore because its on my blog so many times, but I still do This made me cry. I am a Disney Kid. Through
terumobus:not to say things on main but it’s kinda fucked up that the mockery and torment of fat people, especially fat kids, is still considered socially acceptable
happilymourning: thatsqualitystuff: we were taking our math test and i turned around and can we just talk about not only whatever is all over that girl’s face, but the guy charging his phone in the back and the kid on the right who looks like he’s
mandersyoo: I hate when i’m trying to blow out birthday candles and little kids try to do it with me like excuse u but it’s not ur birthday so please take a step back I’m more pissed off that they are twice as likely to spit on my cake.. tbqh.
silentwalrus1: silentwalrus1: i had a thought today like man, my ancestors would probably not approve very much of me being such an extravagant glutton, but then i was like wtf are u kidding. those dumbasses didn’t live on a fuckin potato ass diet for
splickedylit: beetledrink: not to get too deep on main but did anyone else have such deeply rooted issues with their self worth for so long that they thought as a kid/teen that their only redeeming feature was being “low maintenance” and now as an
greyhairedgeekgirl: splickedylit: beetledrink: not to get too deep on main but did anyone else have such deeply rooted issues with their self worth for so long that they thought as a kid/teen that their only redeeming feature was being “low maintenance”
vivisectum: ARE U ACTUALLY KIDDING ME holy shiTT btw my rough understanding of the japanese he says whilst waiting in line is “I am a patient Karamatsu boy!!’ but his ‘ohhh my godddd’ at the end just killed me… he was not patient enough
if-trees-could-talk: When I was a kid, I couldn’t even imagine not finding your soul mate with 6.5 billon people in the world, but oh hey it turns out life is more complicated than that
mudkipful: last one.not sure what kind of behaviour gaster had. but i just imagined him having this kind of behaviour around his kids pfft. he’s very enthusiastic about this.^tiny L&S ref up there.
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: cryoverkiltmilk: Little known fact, apparently all kids in foster care were not actually born they just materialised one day, fully formed and ready to be adopted ._; I mean some men can and have given birth, but close
toadofthestools100: hugvendor100: toadofthestools100: metalwarehouse100: bakersnail100: stompinggrounds100: toadofthestools100: Boris Attempts To Be Hip With The Kids By Wearing A Hat But It’s Sidewasys Boris Boris Thats Not How It Works *Oliver
meruz:i made a bnha oc that ISNT an xmen character in the UA school uniform lmfao. Not the most interesting power but i wanted an action kid with a power i hadn’t really seen on twitter already
kittycatkissu: Guess who figured out how to animate in CLIP~ this kid Grabbed a random sketch and tried animating that. Obviously its super messy and not accurate but EYYY
diaperpinupgirl: Not all pull ups are the same quality. I love these Well Beginnings training pants because the floral design is so pretty. It’s more like a regular girls’ underwear design than a little kids’ design. But the sides aren’t
kittenquartz: Not the best body but yeah Are you kidding? you have got an amazing body, you look so hot in that undearwear ;)
assignedcuteatbirth: honestly, there is so much room in the world for resources aimed at helping lgbtq kids cope with bullying, and suicidal ideation, and self harm, etc. but a suicide hotline is not a coping skill. suicide hotlines are a last resort
the-knights-are-not-dead: higher-order: comcastkills: tumblr, where I have to explain why child labor is wrong to 27 year old libertarians Some kids literally have no choice but to work because their family is desperately poor. Are you going to prevent
kramergate: I’m not a religious man but I do pray every day that the Stranger Things and IT kids are being left the fuck alone by weird grown ups who think hyper fixating on children is normal if they’re actors
excalibelle: me watching monsters inc as a kid: how did it take so long for anyone to figure out that human child laughter not only produced energy like screams, but was more effective, and that children aren’t actually dangerous at all? me watching
left-reminders: excalibelle: me watching monsters inc as a kid: how did it take so long for anyone to figure out that human child laughter not only produced energy like screams, but was more effective, and that children aren’t actually dangerous
luxwing: It’s fucking stupit how people my age on here will bitch about how it’s not their responsibility to make things safe for minors but then like literally invade spaces and media made for kids with their goddamn filth. Yall literally take more
miyajimosachi: lucifersass: osunism: It’s grown men out here fucking stuffed My Little Pony dolls and ruining a children’s cartoon to the point where kids can’t even google it without being assaulted by Rule 34, but sure let’s not judge people
redwwood:“kids don’t like Steven universe” is the one I see the most and like I’m not gonna Tumblr discourse about this show but like…. I literally worked with about 40 2nd graders last year and a large portion watched and loved it, and my 10
pochowek: silentwalrus1: silentwalrus1: i had a thought today like man, my ancestors would probably not approve very much of me being such an extravagant glutton, but then i was like wtf are u kidding. those dumbasses didn’t live on a fuckin potato
beetledrink: not to get too deep on main but did anyone else have such deeply rooted issues with their self worth for so long that they thought as a kid/teen that their only redeeming feature was being “low maintenance” and now as an adult you give
darthatlas777: left-reminders: excalibelle: me watching monsters inc as a kid: how did it take so long for anyone to figure out that human child laughter not only produced energy like screams, but was more effective, and that children aren’t actually
coolxatu: spiritworld: westfriend: Watch a toy goose fucking beg for his life ok but have you ever seen a small kid interact w an animal before? honestly i think this is a good way to teach them how to not hurt pets