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sissycdcourtney: Past assignment… Fully dressed at the adult toy store I will be going to again tomorrow.(this time Mistress made me buy a “Finally Miley” blowup doll. Mistress made me buy the doll, but says I have not been a good enough sissy
samspratt: “Mary” - Illustration by Sam Spratt I’ll spare you any debatably clever hijinks to trick you with today, BUT I do have this finished portrait of Mary I’ve been working on for awhile. Though I can’t say religion ever hit home on a
connoisseurofporn: Haha I love this clip. A girl is sitting by the bar talking to her friend when some guy just walks up and starts fucking her ass. The scene is from some European porno movie. I have no idea what she was saying but it must’ve been,
firewordsparkler: celieanaconda: blkdzn: bapethot: pinkvelourtracksuit: i have never been so upset about a fav like this? basically what she’s saying is, call her by her right nationality. why every time it’s poc in america, they’re recognized
mittensmcgee: beirut: beirut: Having ADHD is hard because this post has been in my drafts for like 5 months and I still don’t know what I was going to say no no, it’s perfect,,
itsmysecretdesires: People say I’ve always been petty and they might have a point. I remember this girl, Mindy always made fun of my big ass since middle school. When I found out her boyfriend was in one of classes at college I plotted my revenge.
everyonelovesrobots: petitpanda: moshingracingoperating: hallloween: over numerous attempts, I have personally never been able to make it through this entire video, and that’s really really really saying something I feel physical pain right now
skyishtar: To those of you who have seen Age of Ultron, look familiar?This is the Sainsbury Centre at the University of East Anglia. The place that studied at as part of my year abroad. So proud of the fact I can say I been there.
canyounotpl0x: “How is it!?~”Request! Had a request for Succubus Queen ‘training’ Evie and Fiona and I must say, its been so long since I used her model and did anything of this ‘theme’. Evie was originally meant to have a ball gag but I
sissyteensecretsxo: I’m lucky to say I have experienced this, been to long. X
masterofivy: masterofivy: Needless to say, we’ve been having a great time. :) My WCW - @sunshineivy (can’t wait to shoot another set of her like this)
dadgician: my brother sent me this picture a few months ago and it burned a hole in my brain and i have since been unable to stop saying “I’m make cakes” literally every ten seconds
jd texted me hours ago about what I want for christmas and I’ve just been staring at my armin plushie saying “……….I don’t think I can ever have this be topped”
Just two more days of this lottery thing left. Gotta say it hasn’t really been worth it that much compared to previous years, since the staff decided that BBs require three numbers (previous years they only required 2). I have what, 70 branches right
My coworker was close to getting punched. 8DI have this PoS laptop I’ve been trying to install for DAYS by now. It always ends up giving I/O error and yeah, it’s broken now obviously. So my coworker walks up me and says: “Hey, I did some detective
str8guysecrets: Straight-Dick Tip #132: They say actions speak louder than words. So if you have that buddy that kinda-sorta maybe has been giving you those glances and you don’t know how to bring it up, use this method. Not too many guys will pass
titsgoddess: This week has been hard for so many women. Watching the news, hearing others stories of abuse…it’s brought out a lot of feelings. I just want to say that no matter what you have survived, you are a QUEEN, a GODDESS. Never forget that.
nitocrisss: no idea why i’ve been sleeping on this gem but in the russian translation of good omens the book, instead of “I’ll have known that deep down inside you were just enough of a bastard to be worth liking” it says ”I will always know
femburton: nothing says christmas like slaves and whores This might be one of the funniest videos I have ever watched. And I’ve been on the internet a damn long time.
grimelords:I have a question is this like getting a push notification that says Franz Ferdinand has been shot?
hazurasinner: Quick short lame comic because the idea has been bugging me for hours! This is the only possible ending I can see to the upcoming episode without Jamie getting a bad heartache, and without Garnet having the need to say “Sorry but I’m
I think I mentioned this before but I’ll say again since it’s been a while. I have a different TV provider than I used to so I no longer get the east coast feed of CN, so while my countdown posts will be for the east coast airing, I won’t be watching
eggplantallweek: wjacks: johnstarksnow: AH well i can honestly say i have NEVER SEEN SHIT LIKE THIS IN ALL THE YEARS I BEEN BEATING OFF TO PORN. i mean…. i dont even understand the physics of what i saw. is there like… a black hole that MONSTER
languages-georg: So I used to have a Russian friend who had a pretty thick accent and like a lot of Russians tended to eschew articles. She would say things like “Get in car.” And stuff. Well one day this asshole who had been kind of tagging along
blanca4bbc: tinytimrgnl: thekittennextdoor: tinytimrgnl: Please beg me to take you like this thekittennextdoor Do you have a big, black dick like that, stranger? Let’s just say, that might as well had been me! thekittennextdoor Let me hold it
terminalpolitics: maxofs2d: Sorry about this being in Twitter format but it was too good not to share. (x) Let me begin by saying that I have always been in favor of using violence against Nazis. However… As well-intentioned as the tweeter above may
talk-nerdy-to-me-thyla: voyagercaptainkathrynjaneway: captaincrusher: breezybree: This. Her Twitter mentions is full of people saying stuff like “You have always been able to cosplay a Captain!”. They just Don’t Get It.Please, Tumblr Star Trek
xgchase: When someone says they been waiting for 2 years for some DICK from me I have no choice but to deliver 💦Subcribers this is on my connectpal click link below to see FULL VIDEO. Ass was amazing … Itschasex on ConnectPal.com
cyberhino: corink: comatose-kitty: I literally cant fucking breathe XD IVE BEEN WAITING 2 YEARS FOR THIS VIDEOS RETURN I laughed harder than I should have. when you give squeeze, you get middle finger that says FAAACK YOOOU! hahahaha
dadgician:my brother sent me this picture a few months ago and it burned a hole in my brain and i have since been unable to stop saying “I’m make cakes” literally every ten seconds Not for 足 tho
bloodphoenix: pleasespellgabbana: world–inspired: “Speakers have ways of deflecting accountability for their own statements by attributing what they say to other sources.” [x] You been read WHO IS THIS REPORTER SOMEONE GIVE HIM AN EMMY
steamgirlofficial: Kato and Katsuni just love working together, and I think they’ve been waiting to get each other naked ever since their last set. Judging by this photo, I’d say they’re not having much difficulty. “Courtship” the latest
miss-devonaire: I’ve been going back and forth on whether or not I should share this, but I can’t keep it to myself anymore.I have a report from a friend up in Canada who says not only is there a Dean/Cas hug, but that during one of the takes, there
curvalicious77: It’s been a busy time of the year for me, I feel bad that I haven’t posted much for a few days… I’ll post this to say I have not forgotten about my tumblr family xoxoxoxox
sanityassassin: I’ve been surrounded by so many empowering women lately and some have encouraged me to just say fuck it and post about myself/my body if I want to. I took this when I felt beautiful and comfortable with my body for the first time. Hoping
leeffi: i’ve been on a gaster kick lately, so i sorta went with it??? what can i say, i just really love this sad, void man lmao. (btw some of the images have caption!) also included some pre-core gaster! i’ve decided that i like the idea of my
curvalicious77: rockthemcurves: I have some cute panties on today… Yep you’ll get to see later… I love cute panties!! Can you say “thong”? 😉 This has always been my fave look, a pair of comfy jeans and a plain tank - any colour. Shows
italtopcop: hairyblueyedhunk: This guy is so dam hot. Italtopcop says, ” I hope you are finding lots to beat your meat to. Porn has never been so good. Thanks for following me.” Have a Merry Christmas!
dadgician:my brother sent me this picture a few months ago and it burned a hole in my brain and i have since been unable to stop saying “I’m make cakes” literally every ten seconds
Ppl keep mentioning anime north and like I’ve been having so much trouble getting out to get crap for my Cosplay and I just end up crying to myself because I really want to do this but chronic pain says no
pokenerd90: bloodphoenix: pleasespellgabbana: world–inspired: “Speakers have ways of deflecting accountability for their own statements by attributing what they say to other sources.” [x] You been read WHO IS THIS REPORTER SOMEONE GIVE
juliadressesuniverse: johnwillierules: girls-inbondage: Some artwork by David Annis. Enjoy! ;) Delightful, thanks I have never been kidnapped. But if it happens in the future, this is exactly what I would say.
skyangel22:“I have no idea how Marvel’s going to move forward in the future. I can see them launching into a whole new phase if they wanted to. I’m very happy to be a part of it. I wouldn’t say no to anything at this stage. But it’s also been
militarybromo: bravodelta9: ultraboyhunter: Daddy Says: Happy Wet Wednesday! In case you haven’t been following my blog for long, I have a HUGE thing for Bravo Delta (his blog is here: http://bravodelta9.tumblr.com/). See, this I can deal with;
txdominican: mateobryan: notanothergayguy: So I’ve been wearing thongs for the past year and I gotta say, it’s so comfortable. I usually have a hard time fitting into underwear. What do you prefer? Jockstraps or thongs? I need a link to this thong
allthingsaerialist: I started aerial hoop March 5th 2013, so i haven’t been doing it very long. But all i can say is it has became my life and i regret not starting it earlier. This picture was taken about 3 weeks after i started and i have progressed
lesbianwarriors: bapethot: pinkvelourtracksuit: i have never been so upset about a fav like this? basically what she’s saying is, call her by her right nationality. why every time it’s poc in america, they’re recognized by their descent? it’s
pink-vulva: ima good friend because u can tell me anything and i won’t make u feel embarrassed or ashamed! u could say some shit like ‘girl i been having this weird discharge for like the past week’ and i’ll be like ‘wow babe are u okay?’
one thing that has been bugging me recently about adoption rhetoric is the tendency for parents to say things like: “I chose you! you are special!” for me personally, this was stated as an I could have had my pick of healthy white children
stealthboy: stealthboy: grandma has been watching me play Bloodborne lately and she cheers for the bosses instead of me just so we’re clear, this was the monster she was defending “she might have babies” , she says
fluffysheeple: earlploddington: lord-kitschener: earlploddington: will anyone forgive me if i say something absolutely terrible No, but when have you let that stop you It’s been 12 years but I’d finally forgot the line “This is Sparta!!!”
broken-down-sluts: Sliding his fingers inside and pushing her backwards… and when he has her pinned down and helpless? That’s when he’ll say he knows she’s been cheating. That’s when he’ll tell her he knows other guys have had this cunt…
oopsididntmeanto: youngstud4slutwives: You should learn to keep a better eye on your things 😏 Definitely been on the receiving end of this, I have a hard time saying no when drunk and horny. Wife material
halpando: pokenerd90: bloodphoenix: pleasespellgabbana: world–inspired: “Speakers have ways of deflecting accountability for their own statements by attributing what they say to other sources.” [x] You been read WHO IS THIS REPORTER SOMEONE
anotherveganpunk: This kid here is Julian, he’s 2 years old now. He was tragically injured in a car accident at 6 months old, thanks to a drunk driver asshole. He’s been in a wheelchair ever since. The doctors he goes to now say they don’t have
17mul: bloodphoenix: pleasespellgabbana: world–inspired: “Speakers have ways of deflecting accountability for their own statements by attributing what they say to other sources.” [x] You been read WHO IS THIS REPORTER SOMEONE GIVE HIM AN