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But like, seriously. That last half of growing pains, i was completely frozen. I dont even think i breathed. Its the kind of resonance that cant even garner a reaction like “whoa this a personal attack haha,” all you can do is sit there and
this is gonna sound weird but I always wanted to trace Haruma Miura’s facial features…
this-is-youniverse:Lee Hyeri & Jang Ki Yong for 1st Look
omotho: imagine your fave character just watched a scary movie and they just got in bed. they need to pee but they’re too afraid to get up so they try to wait until morning but eventually they cant hold it anymore and wet the bed.
When you’re surfing through the omorashi tag and find a good non-sexual looking omorashi video and start watching it waiting for the genitalia but turns out to actually be an non-sexual omorashi video
unknowngrounds: but. guys. people who come home from work/school and really have to pee. they’re fine on their way home but as they realize they’re almost there, their need to pee just gets so bad. they’re fidgeting as they struggle to shove the
profound-offense: It needed to be said. Art by me. (To clarify- I am mainly speaking about fanart. Not only. But mainly)
Just a personal opinion but there are loads of other shows that are 100s of times better than rick and morty, like… if you want deep(ish) well portrayed characters with problems watch Bojack Horseman, if you want silly cool space adventures with
mae–borowski:Humanizations of furry characters are alright and all but like… boring imo…It’s like playing a human in an mmorpg… like… wow…………. good job……..Furry chars are best left furry imo but yknow, fanart doesn’t subtract
noncommited-writer: geekinglikeaboss: Please go watch Sex Explained on Netflix. Not only is it a great resource for the basic sex education that is sorely lacking in the U.S., but some of ya’ll need to take a deep breath and remember the difference
morganalefays:no offense but im going to get better and im taking all of you up with me
ohkaydear: no but imagine the rawness of slytherin feminists
This meme is fantastic, I love it.Stand tall and proud Poland, don’t let Brussels rule you like the rest of Europe. Love from Sweden… also sry about the Potop Szwedzki, but now you got some great Sabaton songs so we’re even right?
avalleefa:@yellowlomie and I made a love interest for Ethan (the guy currently in the weight gain drive) and we ‘made her months ago but only now did I really do it. Her name’s Elissa. Unfortunately sketch isn’t as clean as the computer but I thought
veeteeshirt: strangebiology: Ok so I’ve covered why you should not actually clone your pet. But to be honest, I’m not sure how many of you were actually considering dropping 50 G’s for the procedure. Still, maybe you want some sort of memory of
africant: I always wondered what kind of person could do such a thing, but now that I see you, I think I understand. There’s just nothing inside you, nothing at all. You’re pathetic and sad and empty.But as much as I hate you… I just can’t do
alexanders-archives:Oh yeah but can a cis guy do this? *washes hands with soap and water after using the restroom*
dwergaz: dwergaz: dwergaz: everyone wonders why trees are so big, but I know. OK, I can tell you, but the world will never be the same their bigness comes chiefly from their height and their girth, which are both enormous. if you look at small things
just-shower-thoughts: Guys think girls dress up for them, but really, girls dress to impress other girls. Guys work out and think it’ll impress girls, but mostly impress other dudes that work out.
disasterxv: not even in a sexual way but i’m just craving affection because i feel like crap i just want someone to hug me for a couple of hours and tell me i’m going to be okay
shacklefunk: yknow theres a lot of pressure to be successful, particularly on artsy kids whose professions are seen as useless unless theyre famous, but life is fucking hard and sometimes things dont turn out but i think thats not bad. my dad has wanted
But seriously the first time you go to a queer club and you’re just this femme little sheltered shy thing and some dude way hotter than you’ve ever seen in your life because you live in a shit backwoods town pulls you aside and makes out with
samuraimofo: ginadentata: realgarn: @markruffalo Idk what movie this is about but listen to her and watch HerStory on youtube to support her project and media that has trans women portraying trans women The film is called “Anything”, sadly they
only a handful away from a follower milestonei kinda feel like a grandpa being like, where the hell did you kids come from - get off my lawn! but only not because I like that you’re on my lawn. but yeah i don’t know why you guys are following
deckitout: I don’t know about you, but I think Fili and Kili would be allstar beer pong playersHOWEVERUncle Thorin would totally wipe the floor with them. but not with Bilbo as a partner.
this is also probably working in tandem with the fact that I just slumped really fucking bad right now and I don’t even know how to cope hah hah so of course I’m going to just. be terrible and a mess. but also have it attack the parts
(Not exactly funny but kind of maybe but no) Finland trivia, a.k.a explaining the Finnish Maiden
shouldnt: We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.
Ok friend welcome to my blog but that vegan tag was to point you towards my really cool vegan friend, I like post pictures of cheeseburgers and stuff I mean all are welcome here but I don’t want to mislead anyone
but-not-likethis: “Deadpool is straight in all the comics I’ve read.”Okay, well…I haven’t read the comics, but…This man is heterosexual?You must have the level 9000 straight goggles.
This whole segment is just hilarious to me because he’s absolutely right. They (accidentally) break his sign and very awkwardly don’t say a word to him at all and then just leap away. They could just walk away but no, they jump. In unison.
This is probably going to make me sound like an asshole and piss people that I care about off but I’ve gotten to the point where I’m not even sure what my sexual orientation is. It’s been erased. I can’t tell what’s bullshit and what’s not
colethecolossus: I hate that part of me feels like I won’t look good unless I am fit or buff, but I can look at guys who are huskier or bigger and think that they look so damn good, but that I could never look that good in my current state or if I
bloodsexandbourbon: This fic is rated M… … for language
that feeling when you have a lot of stories in your head that you’re just itching to put them down on paper but every time you try you fail and it never comes out the way you want it to, but you don’t feel sad for yourself you just feel sad
jaboody: i lovingly entitle this series MISANDRY IS OVER they were supposed to be kamui but the designs sorta got away from me…so i’m just calling them kill la kill inspired bonus:
imagine noiz trying to be sexy for koujaku and doing those stupid ~men’s fantasy~ scenarios, like wearing nothing but an apron - even going the whole nine yards and saying to him when he gets home from work “welcome back~ how was work? would
do you ever have homework but want to take a nap first so you do but the next thing you know you’re waking up to the sixth world war.
tamorapierce: pyrrhiccomedy: rebelgoatalliance: did-you-kno: Source Of course it’s Australian. You always see list of deadliest toxins, but almost never lists of least fun toxins. I mean, a bite from a taipan snake will kill you dead, but in
bluemavor: But, as many thought whenever they saw the graceful figure soaring through the air, it took a great hero and a terrible villain to make it all come about. And her name was Maleficent.
maurypovichofficial: terminallytwisted: godpenis: This girl is the gift that just keeps giving I’m in tears at the thank you for that with the dead expression BUT IS SHE WRONG??? IS. SHE. WRONG….. Yeah she wrong…like I knew dr phil before
imabrickshithouse: fatandbougie: it’s them tight ass jeans I said the same thing. He still would have looked a fool but at least he’d be a fool in good cosplay Agreed. Not to take nothing away from Tip, but Pac also had a flatter midsection. That
zhvli:when i say “i hate men” im not talking about every individual man in the world, im talking about men as a social class, but if youre the kind of man that gets offended when i say i hate men then i do, specifically, hate you on an individual
This is seriously very amusing to me lol. JJ has never been on the cover of FRaU but the third image is of when he was featured inside back in 2009. So…close enough?
The guys you’re about to meet are humans just like us, but they’ll deal with crimes using criteria for judgment different from yours. Their actions sometimes may be beyond your comprehension. Trust them, but at the same time, be cautious of them.
danedehans: we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just
skoogers:disgustednoise:So, apparently the Walking Dead, added a Homosexual Male Couple, and they got some bad responses from a few, such a shame, some people are like this.( i don’t watch the show but coming from the responses, like these, i can tell,
feenie-wright: ok i used to only crack headcanon nick as phoenix “”“cool dad”“” wright but now its turned into more of a real headcanon Read More
dunintentional: i’m not even the mum friend, i’m like the grandma friend. evidence: - falls asleep a lot - confused about most things - loves baking for people - exasperated at the Youths™ - u never really know what i’m on about but i mean
tchaikovskaya: tchaikovskaya: im extremely nosy but i dont have loose lips and thats the best combination tbh im not here to spread rumors or hurt anyone im only in it for the knowledge of everyone’s business i wont tell anybody but i NEED to possess
I often seem to forget that there are probably so many years ahead of me. things often seem so final, but I really shouldn’t worry that things that can’t happen now will never happen. the time isn’t right, right now, but one day, it very well could
02.21.2017 I feel indescribably heavy while also hollowed out, but I’m keeping busy most days. I’ve realized again that I’m the one that gives until I’m used up and then some, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing every time. but, there’s only
badbitchastrology: Looks 12 but is an adult: Gemini, Cancer, Libra, Scorpio, Aquarius, Pisces Looks like an adult but is 12: Aries, Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Sagittarius, Capricorn
Soo I’ve realized that regardless of if Jon wants to make things exclusive or official, I’m going to be exclusive. Not only to show how much I care about him, but for me too. To know that I can do it and I’m as in control of myself and
This NYE isn't anything like I was expecting
I look both adorable and sexy as shit right now but no one to appreciate it and still can’t get a guy to talk to me longer than a few days. At least I have my wine and my foodbaby
apocalyptic-genderpunk: oldwomanjosie: have you ever met a person that you’re forced to mantain a level of cold civility towards but if you could you would totally punch them as hard as you could but you can’t so every second you’re forced to
