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tessatargaryen: This would be the first time in as long as I can remember that I actually like how I look and left the dressing room happy instead of upset and frustrated. That feeling alone is motivation enough to keep working hard 💪ðŸ¼
“Oh god, that’s right, little brother. Yeah, stroke it just like that for me. It would be wrong of us to touch each other, but I love watching you jack it to my big tits. I want to see how much you cum from jerking off to your big sister.&rdqu
goodboy4mommy: Come lie down, honey.  Mommy is ready for you.  Mommy wants to play with her little slut for a long time.  Would you like that, baby?  To be Mommy’s toy?  To be used by Mommy completely?  Yes, that’s a good boy.  I know how
Busty female space adventurer getting penetrated by blaster pistol that double as a vibrating dildo. Okay, I can actually see how that would be useful and a big seller among space travelers.
The moments when you realise, as you pull uselessly against the restraints, just how intense being forced to orgasm over and over again would be; realising that the more you fight it, the more rewarding it is to see you overcome by unendurable ecstasy.Â
hairbrushme7777: spanko70: termie-termite: otkfme: grant1973: How I would adore to be over her knee! I guess our little talk yesterday didn’t do much good so today I am going to use this paddle that really stings. may i be next, Miss, please?
Should I even explain, why I’m posting these pics…She is perfect epitome of how I see myself. That fit body, long wavy sexy blonde hair, those piercing lovely blue eyes. Cuteness that you would die for…Confidence in herself, her beauty
She sucked his cock last time - tried anyway. She knew how fucking massive it was…THICKER than her forearm! She decided that opening herself up for the first time this way would be best…she’d be in control this way. She shopped for
xuisse: Found much better quality ones, because I want to think about this as I play with myself. I just love this, I dream of this. Being processed, the buzzsaw cutting me open, being gutted and cleaned automatically. And I think, that is how I would
slutfarmer: Tits that support themselves. This is the kind of girl that didn’t realize how addicting her first boob job would be. She immediately got boob envy and now she always thinks hers are too small… Always wanting an upgrade. She
racyredraven:This looks extreme… extremely amazing! I can’t even begin to imagine how wonderful and satisfying this would feel. And to be blind for the whole ordeal, knowing only that your viewers are being treated to a show as you tremble with pleasure…
spertn: One of my followers asks: how do you make sure your ass is clean before allowing her to strap you up? Making sure no matter how deep she goes, you wont get shit on the toy which would be a moment breaker. My Answer:Okay that’s a very good
beyondthetemples-ooc:artemispanthar:Periodically I remember how one time a Czech newspaper erroneously used an old drawing I did of Drowzee in a thong for their Pokemon Go print article and how that kinda makes me an internationally published artistThat’s
former-fatty: continuants: fabledmuses: Found my cat. AUDIBLE GASP WHEN THE CAT CAME OUT THE WHOLE VIDEO I WAS WONDERING HOW THAT CAT LOOKED AND HOW CUTE THE MEOW WOULD BE AND I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED.
thedoctors-steampowered-hunter: kldzbop: getoffmybloghoe: kldzbop: what if pictures moved that sure would be a gift to society it saddens me how some people are gonna read this as “it was a jift to society" it saddens me how some people
So, uh, could someone please feed me just a ridiculous amount of pizza please? Maybe rub my belly and tell me how fat I am, and how fat I’m gonna get. Then bring out the cookies or cupcakes for dessert. That would be awesome. Thanks in advance.
stevita: 0nigum0: So, uh, could someone please feed me just a ridiculous amount of pizza please? Maybe rub my belly and tell me how fat I am, and how fat I’m gonna get. Then bring out the cookies or cupcakes for dessert. That would be awesome.
0nigum0: So, uh, could someone please feed me just a ridiculous amount of pizza please? Maybe rub my belly and tell me how fat I am, and how fat I’m gonna get. Then bring out the cookies or cupcakes for dessert. That would be awesome. Thanks
thefirstzombierunner: quasi-normalcy: twinkcommunist: leafcrunch: every time i see someone talk about how capitalism allows for innovation im like wow imagine how much innovation there would be if everyone had access to resources Where’s that quote
louisegluck:Sylvia Plath, from The Unabridged Journals[Text ID: “I wonder why I don’t go to bed and go to sleep. But then it would be tomorrow, so I decide that no matter how tired, no matter how incoherent I am, I can skip one hour more of sleep
kingofderse: Do you ever just want to kiss someone so bad that you just cant focus on anything but how their lips might feel moving against yours and how great it would be to hold them close and cover their face in little bitty kisses until you two are
just-pray-for-rain:I love milfs, look how destroyed that pussy is but how tight her body is…. would be an amazing fuck
former-fatty:continuants:fabledmuses:Found my cat.AUDIBLE GASP WHEN THE CAT CAME OUTTHE WHOLE VIDEO I WAS WONDERING HOW THAT CAT LOOKED AND HOW CUTE THE MEOW WOULD BE AND I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED.
jindosh:people who put video tutorials online for literally everything are the backbone of this society i would be nowhere without the comfort that whenever i don’t know how to do something painfully simple i can look it up like i bet i could look up ‘how
spaced0utcyd: blackboyjoy: I can 1000% see how earlier civilizations saw this shit and was like “yeah that god mad af at us” And I can see how they would look around and be like “ay someone should go up and say sorry” 👀
:naruto would be so excited to learn how to cook and how to do some housework that he couldn’t learn because there was no one to teach him but then hinata is there willing to help him and at first he’s insecure because he feels like it’s
apotoxins: Translation: Just as I was thinking about how risky it was to include “The Thingy Rises” in Gintama the Movie: The Final Chapter - and how Gintama would for sure be obliterated this time - I was told that “We’ve been given permission
gallaooc: awkwardtimezone: breanieswordvomit: portgasdickace: god but i am so annoyed at the star wars prequels? how have people dealt with this for a decade??? knowing that it would be so easily fixed? the story of how anakin skywalker fell to
askfordoodles: former-fatty: continuants: fabledmuses: Found my cat. AUDIBLE GASP WHEN THE CAT CAME OUT THE WHOLE VIDEO I WAS WONDERING HOW THAT CAT LOOKED AND HOW CUTE THE MEOW WOULD BE AND I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED. UNMUTE THIS RN
chatterboxrose: siriuslyaud: dapperblaine: Fan: “I’m going to be seeing Julie Andrews in six weeks…” That’s EXACTLY how I would have reacted. haha omg how are you real OH MY GOD. Link to this video?
deesasters: former-fatty: continuants: fabledmuses: Found my cat. AUDIBLE GASP WHEN THE CAT CAME OUT THE WHOLE VIDEO I WAS WONDERING HOW THAT CAT LOOKED AND HOW CUTE THE MEOW WOULD BE AND I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED. OHMY GODDJEHSHSHSJSBNANA
wittycantor: youve-been-daft-punkd: aluox: faggitvekubby: imagine if people were born with traits based on their zodiac signs so like aries had ram horns and hoofs like a satyr and shit how rad would that be the fuck does a virgo get how about
parasitoidism: Update notes: Heavy is now a gay man parasitoidism: Yknow how blizzard made soldier 76 gay and how funny that was. I think it would be even funnier if valve just confirmed heavy was gay whenever the heavy update comes out. Not for any
ibiprofen: hawkies: former-fatty: continuants: fabledmuses: Found my cat. AUDIBLE GASP WHEN THE CAT CAME OUT THE WHOLE VIDEO I WAS WONDERING HOW THAT CAT LOOKED AND HOW CUTE THE MEOW WOULD BE AND I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED. @kyletok @brianna9karlsen
daddyneed-you:littlehoney22:needycocksleeve:naughtyisfun920: smallbutdreamy: Showing daddy how a real good girl sucks cock How I like to wake up hubby in the morning Fuck yes big honey. Just like this. would be sucked like that
former-fatty: continuants: fabledmuses: Found my cat. AUDIBLE GASP WHEN THE CAT CAME OUT THE WHOLE VIDEO I WAS WONDERING HOW THAT CAT LOOKED AND HOW CUTE THE MEOW WOULD BE AND I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED. Baybee!
I miss how you would do anything for me without hesitating. I miss how I could do anything for you and with you without having to worry. Although things are fine, its the little things that could be better. /:
shock: people who put video tutorials online for literally everything are the backbone of this society i would be nowhere without the comfort that whenever i don’t know how to do something painfully simple i can look it up like i bet i could look up ‘how
muthafricker: It’s Kurt Cobain’s birthday today, he would be 47. Kurt, I cannot put into words how much you inspire me every day, how much I love you. It kills me to know that I was not alive when you were, your music digs so deep inside of me and
rainbowdash-pornreplied to yourphoto:Here’s the print that I made for Unicon! I still… How much would you charge? It’d depend on the prints and how much shipping ends up being! But i’d probably charge like, ฟ total? And I’d
