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I found out about my kid brother’s crush on me and I’m not letting him live it down. Look at the text I sent with this picture! “see these big natural tits? u will nvr get 2 touch them! haha” Of course I’m lying, but I want
bravo44: Support Bravo44 on Patreon! That’s right, I’m putting up my Pay Walls and saying “fuck you†to all of the non-contributing fans. Just kidding, I’m not that guy over there, somewhere across the troll toll bridge. But I find it important
Formentera Island. Very beautiful beaches…Â I was told this island is for nudists, but I saw just a few nude people there. Now it’s fully occupied by textiled people! Not to shock textiled moms with heavily textiled kids I had to wear my
“Ooops! Your mom’s seen me naked since we were kids and I thought she was back home. But you’re certainly not her.”“Geez, I’m sorry, Aunt Sue. I… I… I…”“I won’t tell if you
gordo4gordo4superchub: bigpat84: This is me. Love it or not, I don’t care I love it!!So fucking yummy I don’t always ogle handsome superchubs, but when I do, I ogle guys like you. ………Who am I kidding? I’m a constant
Dino SquadA cartoon I came across a couple of months ago about a group of kids who get the power (via radioactive orange goop) to turn into dinosaurs. I tried watching the first episode but definitely not something I could watch all of, just didn’t
“I thought about sitting on the floor in second grade I couldn’t keep the pace I thought I was the only one moving in slow motion While the other kids knew something I did not But if I acted like a clown I thought it would get me through,
I’m not sure but I think I remember this picture as a little kid in the Big70s. Hard to forget Uschi Digard.
datriggs: Fanart: Tony the tiger Ohhh man, have I always wanted to take a shot at this guy. Not only is his cereal tasty as heck, but he’s probably one of the only cereal mascots that go out of their way to be beefcake rolemodels for little kids on
texastiny: Sorry kids I can not tell you her name…. but she is a dear friend and loves me lots so she tried these pull ups on just for me and oh my gosh she was the cutest lil girl for those 10 minutes. We spoke about letting me do a photo shoot with
thatchickwiththegifs: Dislike the new movie all you want. Really, no one is going to stop you and you have every right not to like it. But the fact that this movie is inspiring for kids, especially little girls, is what really matters. If it makes them
misterjackdarling: hairy butts. give me nothing but hairy butts i’m not even kidding. I love furry butts!!
irishbabygirl77: baby-make-it-hurt: big-kid-stuff: And all the good girls say: ahhh Ahhhhhh! Lol Something Daddy would say… Lmao. Scary thing is I’ve said that ! Not exact words, but fuck your mouth part.
daddysbottom: The first time he saw me hard, he couldn’t believe the size. He’s not a slouch in the size department either, having a good, solid 8-incher. But I dwarfed him by 1 1/2 inches. “Holy shit, kid. How did you get so big?” he
ommanyte:Even from when I was a kid, I always thought psyduck was not a duck per se, but rather a duck billed platypus.
littleblueartist: “People want a superhero they can slap on their kid’s lunchbox. Flashy suit, wholesome values, zippy catchphrase. But that’s not me. I’m a train wreck. I’m just trying to do the right thing, whatever the hell that is.
damncalmdownsparta: piercetheheartsoftheyoung: fag-ology: haha the girl in the chair has no idea where to put her hands; but damn, girl has moves. HOW WOULD YOU NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR HANDS WITH THAT ALL OVER YOU ARE YOU KIDDING oh my god.
impregnationfreak: fillmeupgood: She had a bit of a kink to her. She wanted nothing more than a hot load of cum into her pussy… but her boyfriend refused. “You’ll get pregnant and I’m not ready for a kid.” Dammit. That’s all she wanted.
emirrart: 28,02,2018 Vent comic that turned much more positive than i thought it would. Spend time with your thoughts, kids. Question them. You may not know what’s wrong in the moment, but don’t rush it. Your mind is a smart thing, it’ll figure
ianbrooks: Lessons I Learned From Video Games by Chris Gerringer Contrary to popular belief, video games are not teaching kids to go out and violently axe murder their school teacher. But it has taught us when to strafe, to pay attention to environmental
mybiventure:compression shorts are hot, but i feel sorry for kids today playing sports and not able to look up teammates shorts! When I was first attracted to guys, it was half the fun of school or sports practice to catch a ball or the tip of a weiner
tittytaytay: ursuladeville: lovelykouga: weloveshortvideos: When you not the baby daddy but you take care of the kids anyway I was literally screaming “OH NOOOOO” the entire time I was watching this because it was just too cute to even be fucking
impregfetish: Married or not, Jonas couldn’t help but stare at his son’s teacher’s ass. He had left his wife at home to look after the kids while he went in for a parent/teacher interview. After some hard flirting, she took him into the deserted
cheezybananaz: #NoFilter Just kidding haha I couldn’t decide. I originally wanted to go with the black and white one but I ended up really liking their skin tone…..I don’t knoooow. Thank you cakeis for helping me decide (by not deciding either
“However, I don’t wanna encourage kids to do drugs but when you asked me about the sociology of fame and what artists do wrong — what artists do wrong is they lie. And I don’t lie. I’m not a liar.” Fuck yea Gaga!
execute-billiards: ludicrouscupcake: baconshouldgrowontrees: You are fucking kidding me aww its a cute gif of a shark trying to bite but his mouth’s too smAHHHHWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT OH MY GOD STOP NO STOP STOP STOP no that’s not possible
unamusedsloth: These kids are going places, maybe not college but places…
totallyshameless: daunt: Sam does a little give & take (NOT SAFE FOR WORK, KIDS)- This is a fill for the kink meme HERE and yes this is Alan/Sam but I wouldn’t be offended if you pretended it was someone else. ;) PS: the extra dose of tongue
naughtyballerina1821: masterofmindbodyandsoul: hotwife4hubby: ☼ So hot. I need a sissy to eat daddy’s cum out of. Just kidding! I’m not sharing daddy but a playmate for a day would do the trick.
ronesweasley: I’m human, I’m not perfect. I make mistakes all the time, but I guess my job is to keep those mistakes to myself, which I’m already fine doing and just try to be the best I can be for those kids.
angrywomenofcolorunited: tedx: tedx: “The goal is not to turn kids into your kind of adult, but rather, better adults than you have been. Progress happens because new generations grow and develop and become better than the previous ones.”
I get to see EMMURE today! I don’t really care if you like or dislike them. I’m not asking you to go but I’ll be singing every word and getting my mosh on. OHH Frankie. just kidding, mosh girls suck.
pervdom666: not every young hustler can take cock, but kid we didn’t keep any secrets about what you’d be doin … specially since you have that ‘trademark’ you’re so proud of. When asked how much and what he does, he just smiles and says, “Show
brazenbitch: thiscuntsays: squeetothegee: elizablr: brianvan: I consider myself a very open minded person, but if I had a kid and I found out after the fact that Sasha Grey had read books to his/her class, I’m not sure how I would process that.
chubby-bunnies: 19 years old. US Size 18/20. I was “cursed” with thunder thighs. My whole childhood, not only was I the fat kid in class, but I was the one that never wore shorts because of my thigh size. I was lucky enough to never be singled
trmdfangirl: I’m glad that Althea has this back story. I know most of you hate the idea of it but I think it really portrays most of the lesbians in our country, the Philippines. I’m not generalizing that everyone gets married and have kids (though
dang lil kid be killing it!! hahah and nooo dana its not u, but ur amazing as well!
turbo-kitty: Seriously, people shouldn’t be talking to me if you are 15 and follow me on tumblr, just not ok and this is why I don’t share my kik anymore my grammar is awful but i really didnt want to spend time talking to this kid Absolutely no
moni158: Just random AU Shingeki kids because why not. Omg their heights are so inconsistent…but oh well
livelifefiercely: reblogged this before, but I will NEVER not reblog,god I wanna meet this kid
softcurvywife: He was making good progress when the kids were here but now that they all left he is not working as fast for some reason.
thegeekygreek: She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.
bengali-babe: bengali-babe:ok but white stereotypes don’t kill people. since when did not seasoning your food get you assaulted? since when did not knowing how to dance get you shot? literally black kids cant go to a fucking pool without being brutalized
greysanatomyita: “Your life looks different because it’s filled with houses and husbands and kids, and mine looks the same, but I’m not. I’ve changed. I’m doing this alone. And that… that’s just as hard as what you’re doing. But I thought
mattybing1025: mattybing1025: I’m not the indie kid and I’m also not the John Grisham novel hero, but I am all of those things. I do whatever excites me at the time. I’ll be in some huge million buddy cop movie, I don’t care, and I’ll also
starsapphire: whitesaviorcomplex: I know this show isn’t for me and kids don’t typically care about art styles, but can I say I did not expect the magic school bus reboot looks like this why does it look like a doll divine dress up game and not
sohieturner: My mom put a quote on my wall when I was a kid: “What is right is not always popular, what is popular is not always right.” I didn’t really know what it meant then, but as I got older it inspired me to stay true to myself.
lovelargelabia: Hello there, your web page is really helpful for me, still feeling uncomfortable, how I look down there, but it helps, that I´m not alone. I´m 28, have a lovely husband and two kids. He does not care, that my lips are so big, even
conzyricamora: The whole point of me telling this story is that I know that there’s always cameras everywhere now and I know this story will probably get out - but I want to tell any kid that is not living in New York City, that is not living in
adire-adire: victorysunshine: goldfish-kisses: geek-in-a-box: martiemcfly: WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND BUT BIGGER WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE theme parks. just. theme parks. but u have to
rickyfountaine: swagintherain: Well done 😱😱 Not but really. I get nervous when I see white dudes walking around all alone in public spaces with a lot of people. I’m not even kidding. One day this white guy walked into Starbucks on campus
ixnay-on-the-oddk: joz600: ixnay-on-the-oddk: mistymoonbeam: ixnay-on-the-oddk: No makeup but my outfit is cute as hell 😊🍀 my ass you’re not wearing makeup… who do you think you’re kidding? I wear eyelash extensions that do not come
busket: obscenitiesandgeekery: busket: stanley and the kids dipper’s a little starstruck finally meeting tHE AUTHOR but mabel just has a good time Ok but that’s Stanford thanks, i drew this the day after Not What He Seems aired. before anyone
tomfordvelvetorchid: I hope im a parent who lets their kids find out who they are and supports them in whatever they want to do and not force them to do things for the sake of my own happiness but you not gon be a bum
alexanderperchov: if i ever have kids instead of being like “it’s a boy” im going to send out highly bewildering cards that say things like “it’s the chosen one” and “it’s probably not a lizard” and “we’re not sure what it is, but
hirxeth: “Compared to other kids, I haven’t had that many hardships. Stuff’s happened but stuff always happens. But the real challenge in my life is me, it’s always been me. As long as I can remember i’ve never not been afraid; afraid of
kymalifan: hot topic I think had stolen fanart echopath Yeah I saw your art at Hot Topic, but from the way it sounds, you have an agreement with them?I’m not sure if it still has or if it has all been legalized but the the Beta Kids one of mine is
cumonmeliam-blog: “My name’s Gary Titchfield, but everyone’s always called me “Tits”. It’s not the best nickname in the world, but you know, it’s mine. I like to think I make it work for me. The kid next to me is my best mate, Dodge.
bioterrors: an angel girl who’s girlfriend is a demon and at first they don’t want anybody to know but then god is like “my child do not worry about it it’s , as the kids are saying these days, “what ever”’ but satan is like “do I know
