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Shittiest birthday ever so far. No husband and lots of cleaning and adult chores and stuff to do. I may go to the dog park later with my friend but I’m anxious because she’s more excited for my birthday than i am and I don’t really want to do anything
brandieblaze: bardockpunk: livinglifeclean: health-over-vanity: mylifeofloveandhate: this means a lot, my boyfriend considers him self fat no matter what I tell him. One of my best guy friends thinks no one will date him because he is over weight
lemons-for-all-but-one: Song of the Day: How to be a Heartbreaker- Marina and the Diamonds Me and my friend keep singing this ALL THE TIME in class- we also keep moaning about the Glee version because they ruined it. This is officially stuck in my
aintnohallabackgirl: i almost hit a deer today while i was driving with my friend my first instinct was to say “oh deer” beFORE I EVEN APPLIED THE BRAKES I LITERALLY ALMOST DIED BECAUSE OF A PUN
theatrology: i will not “be nice” to transphobes and i will not respect them. if you’re a transphobe, if you are a transmisogynist, i am both disgusted by and terrified of you, because you are killing me, my friends, my siblings. don’t you dare
myloveisdrivenbyrage:Today at Easter dinner, one of my dad’s friends, who I haven’t seen since I was a kid, came up behind me while we were taking pictures and pinched my butt. So I turned to him and said quietly (because I didn’t feel like making
xmenimagines: i didn’t want to respond because the answer was “me and my friends are arguing over which one of us has the most sociopathic tendencies and I thought ‘hey I murdered my twin in the womb’ was an excellent argument”
sg-babes: klusterfvk: health-over-vanity: mylifeofloveandhate: this means a lot, my boyfriend considers him self fat no matter what I tell him. One of my best guy friends thinks no one will date him because he is over weight which is the most un true
health-over-vanity: mylifeofloveandhate: this means a lot, my boyfriend considers him self fat no matter what I tell him. One of my best guy friends thinks no one will date him because he is over weight which is the most un true thing every. All guys
the-benediction: the-unpopular-opinions: I am biased against this because I used to be the smart kid but I do not find this to be funny at all. When I “finally” failed a test, all of my classmates except for my one best friend were making a huge
Was supposed to go out east to visit my best friend tonight but that fell through which was fine because my parents have been talking for a week about going go taco Tuesday and seeing a movie. We are currently sitting here watching Cheers and eating
sunalwaysshining:My friend took this pic making fun of how I smiled all the time during cable work but jokes on her because my delt looked cool
megatronmarie: Because I do this to everything. My friends as Hayao Miyazaki/Studio Ghibli characters (in my opinion). Listed in alphabetical order of Pack member’s name, if you’re looking for yourself. P.S. I have mental explanations, just ask
alicexz:“I found this at my front door, as though somebody had just left it there. My friends say I should throw it away because it’s just a piece of rubbish. And it couldn’t possibly come from him. I know it’s true.” – District 9 (2009) Painting
hollowedskin: hhadess: whenever I’ve had a particularly bad day my friend will ask me what my favourite colour is because he knows that looking for the exact photo of the colour will distract me from whatever shitty thing happened that day I hope
maybe i just wanna fly
hhadess: whenever I’ve had a particularly bad day my friend will ask me what my favourite colour is because he knows that looking for the exact photo of the colour will distract me from whatever shitty thing happened that day I hope you all have
nakedthoughtfortoday: My friends are nudists and they wanted me to take my clothes off with them. I said hell no. After a few months of hard negotiating, I said I’d try it. It was all because I didn’t want them to compare their bodies to mine.
alanprickman: I found this at my front door, as though somebody had just left it there. My friends say I should throw it away because it’s just a piece of rubbish. And it couldn’t possibly come from him. I know it’s true.
bardockpunk: livinglifeclean: health-over-vanity: mylifeofloveandhate: this means a lot, my boyfriend considers him self fat no matter what I tell him. One of my best guy friends thinks no one will date him because he is over weight which is the most
bottledupsins: bardockpunk: livinglifeclean: health-over-vanity: mylifeofloveandhate: this means a lot, my boyfriend considers him self fat no matter what I tell him. One of my best guy friends thinks no one will date him because he is over weight
twospookywhiskey: officialunitedstates: do kids honestly get peer pressured into doing drugs because i havent ever even seen a marijuana in my 19 years of life the one time i was seriously offered weed was in a field and my friend anna went “hey
hhadess:whenever I’ve had a particularly bad day my friend will ask me what my favourite colour is because he knows that looking for the exact photo of the colour will distract me from whatever shitty thing happened that day I hope you all have someone
bardockpunk:livinglifeclean:health-over-vanity: mylifeofloveandhate: this means a lot, my boyfriend considers him self fat no matter what I tell him. One of my best guy friends thinks no one will date him because he is over weight which is the most
pigfun: allbecauseoftheboys: I’d finally gotten on medication for my depression, but I still wasn’t leaving the house much. In a gesture of support, my friends at the leather club decided to get me a puppy. At sure I was hesitant because pups are
solefulprincess: My little piggies are so happy in these slippers! I want to say thank you to my super follower and friend @diver074 for these and some other goodies I’ve bought recently because of his amazing support 💕💕💕💕
amberddreams: “I don’t despise them. Because they were my true friends at the time. I still cheer them on from the bottom of my heart.”
The other day I was at a music festival with two of my (male) friends, when a visibly dead drunk douche came to me and asked loudly wtf I had done to my hair while attempting to touch it I almost tore up crying because I really can’t trust stranger
werenotreallyhere: I just came to the realization that like 90% of the time I’m talking to my friends about an issue in my life in actuality I’m waiting for them to agree with me because I’m actually mostly just trying to convince myself.
xubsdraws: Here’s a wip of @grittygratification and @submachine-bong being cute together because IT’S LUCA’S BIRTHDAY TODAY! 🍰♥️💯🎉 Luca belongs to @mummuart and he’s a gift and a joy to interact with (just like all her characters)
theatticofmymind: parkingstrange: bardockpunk: livinglifeclean: health-over-vanity: mylifeofloveandhate: this means a lot, my boyfriend considers him self fat no matter what I tell him. One of my best guy friends thinks no one will date him because
bbcformyfamily: When my parents went out of town I called my friends immediately. I told them there was no reason to hold back because no one would be around to hear them.
I once convinced my group to leave a dungeon for later because of how intimidating I found the architecture. My friend who was DMing has never forgiven me.
