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peach-ice-tea-091: racingbarakarts: racingbarakarts: My fiancé just whispered in my ear, “you’re my secret Santa” so I said “what?” And he went, “ah shit I meant soulmate” The boy forgot the word for soulmate and his brain thought,
racingbarakarts: racingbarakarts: My fiancé just whispered in my ear, “you’re my secret Santa” so I said “what?” And he went, “ah shit I meant soulmate” The boy forgot the word for soulmate and his brain thought, “it’s called
bigdaddysgirl71: yep999: An anon said he thought @bigdaddysgirl71’s pics were boring and getting old. I don’t think so, do you? I think she’s hot as fuck. I might strike a familiar picture pose on occasion but you can bet I’ve never bored any
freakyboysonly: mr0fficial: Damn that’s the sexiest position ever and I love his moans My big brother kept holding his dick and I said let my ass hold that for you. I thought he was gonna sock me for saying some gay shit, that nigga pulled that dick
tayloracleswift: What is the thought process behind The Interview…like James Franco and Seth Rogen were sitting around and said “hey you wanna make a movie about assassinating a dangerously unstable dictator? Like an actual living man who rules a
callieohpeee: when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people
lukes-cages-deactivated20160407: “My mum was pushing me to do some modeling – everyone said I was a very pretty girl. And then one day it just got too much. I shaved my head and just went ‘Fuck you’ to everyone who thought I need to look a certain
remusjohnslupin: “The thing about growing up with Fred and George,” said Ginny thoughtfully, “is that you sort of start thinking anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve.”
modern-air-travel: I’ve said it before that beastiality is okay as long as it’s done classy. And yet… it helps if you pick a decent animal. Zeus should have thought this out better. He raped Her for the first time as a chicken, and another woman
halleberiberi: vulvapeople: radfemale: my nursing lecturer was saying how her daughter almost died at birth and the doctor said ‘you’re lucky she’s a girl because girls are more resilient, even from birth’ and she just thought he was comforting
oakynymph: chelcperetti: One day when I was fifteen I said “ma you know what’d be funny, Shrek checks.” And she remembered. She held onto that thought for five years. I opened a checking account a month ago and my mom asked me if she could order
chakuufoxdragon: So expanding on the ‘gems might be computer programs or something’ theory that came up because Amethyst glitched like a computer when her gem was cracked. What is their deal with credit? Garnet was like ‘it was my idea to get the
heterosmexe: when i was little i thought jesus was a chicken strip because in one christmas song it said he was tender and mild. you know what else is tender and mild? a chicken strip
jordan-reet: Well I thought about it and I was super nervous at first, and now I’m feeling alot better about it. Because it can’t be worse then when you met my mother. [He said playfully before wrapping his arms around her tightly.] [ she frowned
just-shower-thoughts: While you’re dreaming, one part of your brain is making up what is actually happening in the dream, and another part is experiencing those things and is genuinely surprised by everything that happens in said dream.
psychocereals: For those of you wondering how the Noijaku think i said i would do is doing, it’s doing well but it’s consuming quite some time and it’s already 5:30am again so you need to have a bit more patience.Also i thought about color theory a
fletchertrowan: yanieredd: I laugh when people tell me I post to Instagram for attention. 😂 People judge you and don’t know you or your story! I post for the 17 year old girl who thought she was fat cause the scale said “240 lbs”. Being fully
winjennster: In which I give you the high res scan and the story. Friday afternoon, I was talking to Chris the photographer and told him what I wanted to do. I asked if he thought Jensen would go for it - wasn’t really worried about Misha. Chris said
jerry had to see someone on the way home so he said to make you a coffee and entertain you for an hour i thought we could skip the coffee
willingboy: whisper-to-my-soul:I said ‘get in there boy’…if I have to bring this knee down it will only be after you are laying on ur back and I’m straddling ur face, making you beg for more…now get …THE …FCK …in there I am sorry. I thought
fuckyeahtattoos: Peter Griffin from Family guy - Something, something, something Dark side Movie. There is a scene that Lois (Peter’s wife) said to him: I love you. And he answered: Fuck off.Thought it was the most funniest thing i’ve ever seen and
familysexlife: eroscott: Well, Daniel,” Traci said, “since your father left I’ve been all alone and lonely in this bed and I just thought that you might….”He did. 100% free webcam site!
acciojkrowling: fuckyouimawizardcop: GUYS DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME THAT JK ROWLING WALKED UP TO ME WHILE I WAS READING ORDER OF THE PHOENIX AND SHE ASKED ME WHAT I THOUGHT AND I SAID IT WAS THE BEST BOOK I HAD EVER READ BECAUSE JK ROWLING
oh my fucking god you guys today in art 120, my intro to design class our professor asked us to ‘draw a picture of a creature riding a bike’ to get to know us and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind of thing and about
fujiwaranomokou:when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people
slytherns: “But I got this far, didn’t I?” he said slowly. “They thought I’d die in the attempt, but I’m here … and you’re in my power… . I’m the one with the wand… . you’re at my mercy…” (for scars-of-fate)
boychattel: “I made you with this,” he said, “And I will use you how I want.”My father slid inside me, all of his girth stretching me open, plunging deep inside me. I never had thought of it as a pussy before, but this new, fantastic sensation
alexvausesprisonwife: lukes-cages-deactivated20160407: “My mum was pushing me to do some modeling – everyone said I was a very pretty girl. And then one day it just got too much. I shaved my head and just went ‘Fuck you’ to everyone who thought
la-diablareina: I’m talking to the POT about porn and I’m educating him about subscribing to small time cam girls instead of watching free porn on ‘tube’ websites. He said, and I quote, “you have given this more thought than me… ha. thanks
noweveryonesgone:They were all right what they said on the forum, that no matter how much it hurt when you let him fuck and tie with your ass you would always go back for more, it’s all I’ve thought about all night, so as soon as everyone had gone
Mr. Crude startled the two girls who were getting acquainted by his pool.“Oh, hi, Mr. Crude! We didn’t see you there,” Beth said with a grin.“I kinda thought so since you were busy fondling each other.”Beth giggled, looked at Susie and then
sheisperfect67: As Sabrina started to get out of the pool, she closed her eyes and for a moment thought about what she wanted to do with Mr. Crude. She looked over towards him and said, “I’m ready to go inside. Care to join me?”“You have to ask?”
Niece looked over her shoulder at Mr. Crude and said, “I thought I heard you trying to sneak up on me! I’ll bet you want to stick that thing in me again! Well, let me get over to the counter first!”
![jordan-reet: Well I thought about it and I was super nervous at first, and now I’m feeling alot better about it. Because it can’t be worse then when you met my mother. [He said playfully before wrapping his arms around her tightly.] [ she frowned](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_f8a3c483bbfc_128.png){kind=avatar}
