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luanlegacy: elemeno-pee: mister-comedy: fantasy-sack: okay so i was taking selfies with my chicken and then she flew away as the picture took and this is what happened why do you have a chicken why do you not have a chicken why do you still
eatsleepsurf: This is my Nanna and Pa in about 1967, they met when my nanna was 15 and my pa was 16 at a music festival, and strangely enough they were both wearing the exact same colored clothes. I’m not exactly sure what happened after that, but
goldensweetcheeks: alexbelvocal: paninimami: niasimone: guardiangemini: sobeitjay2: This is what happens when you have children, they take over your music I WANT ONE SO BAD…. MY HEART 💔 ❤️❤️❤️ my wallet not ready but my heart
annastewartyt: weeping-fallen-santa: Guys this is important!! SIGNAL BOOST IT. IF THERE’S ANY GORE OR PORN IN MY ACCOUNT, IT’S NOT ME. PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING
sex-lies-and-bowties: Bahahah! Okay so was inspired by that one video of the boys twerking. I mean there’s no Lamborghini and this is what happens when you take wayyyyyyy too much pre workout. And yes I know I’m not good but if you can’t laugh
shikisaii: Sorry not sorry, this is what happens when I listen to Beyonce’s blow, I HOPE MADARA STAYS HALF NAKED FOREVER BLESS KISHIMOTO
dismothie: This is what happens when Im not shy
kragehund-again:kragehund-again:taking away the label of “heterosexual” from any man whose ideal woman is straight out of porn or anime. idk what you’re attracted to but it’s not the female sex.“it’s kinda mannish when
deviantdisplay: Do not disturb.This is what happens when we go on vacation. I make sure that Pet packs 2 suitcases worth of slutty gear. -Mistress
ethan-8: idk what happened to my post so IM DOING IT AGAIN, this is dedicated to that anon who asked me not to do the thing so here i am doing the thing, whatever dark magic you’re using to break down my posts i won’t let ya win anon so here’s
jodiecomer: - I warned ya. You mess with my best mate, this is what happens. Your shitty little car gets it.- Chloe, that’s not my car.
enemyofsanityart: insp. This is what I’m gonna say happened: They’re best friends, crushing on each other for a while, and one day they coincidentally decide to ask each other out. Of course being friends it’s not too awkward they both figured
derryzumi: Like is this not exactly what happened
cornerof5thandvermouth: neonsingularity: 26th street collapse on video this is what happens when there’s not enough roots to hold wet soil together, folks
horror-is-not-dead: Mark Chapman receiving an autograph from John Lennon hour before he shot him dead. I do wonder what happened to this autograph…I imagine it would be worth a lot of money to some people.
charlesoberonn: I know it’s cute and all seeing the two Dipper clones huddled up together under a tarp in the rain. But just a reminder that this is what happens to paper clones in the water They’re not just seeking shelter from the rain, they’re
toastradamus: prometheusfuckinglied: alcoholicghouls: phazon-vuitton: she like “I sure the fuck did” he tried it and this is what happened WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG OMG
ghost-on-the-altar: w0lfwhistle: godsavethepeen: what happened when i entered the internet world I can’t not reblog this, it’s my life in a gif. is that warped tour
i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeal: shockingblankets: Moustache.original #not dead masterpost here (x) this is remarkably close to what actually happened
cosywithrosy:buzzfeed:This Is What Happens When You Ask LGBT Seniors For Advice I am not crying at all
doughboy3gunner: hotohiowife: And this is what happened over the weekend. He’s the only one enjoying it now, but not for long. Nice
muffleduk: daddydom007: extremepiercing:tumblr batch upload bloadr.com (FB) This is what happens when you don’t listen to daddy baby, how many time does daddy need to tell you not to touch yourself without permission. How many spanking do you
akink4cute: daddyslittleviolet: This is what happens to little sluts who don’t wear any panties, little girl… But you told me not to, Daddy. 💋❤️💋
aprilmolano: This is fairly accurate. Trust me. Just watch for the mask to slip. And once you see the true colours… You run baby. You fucking run as fast as you can. It will hurt, but not nearly as much as what will happen if you stay.. …
elanra replied to your photo: what really happened in ch 146 not even a bit… OMFG THIS IS PERFECT, I AM SO DONE WITH YOU AFORIA!! OHGOD! adfAdgh<sfhsfhna dh dnhfbgsgt w2yb I had an urge to make it and resisting it would have become my mostly
death-limes: gnumblr: best-of-imgur: This is what happens when you synchronize camera’s shutter speed with a helicopter’s blade frequency woosh that’s not okay
bana05: toastradamus: prometheusfuckinglied: alcoholicghouls: phazon-vuitton: she like “I sure the fuck did” he tried it and this is what happened WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG OMG there are tears streaming down my face.
a-london-gent: All those pictures and gifs of men pulling a woman’s hair back…. yeah… this is what happens when a guy does it unskillfully (too hard, too fast, and by the ponytail (not the roots)). Just a PSA. -the bionic womanFor the uneducated.
toothedheart: “This is what I miss… not something that’s gone, but something that will never happen.” — Margaret Atwood, Cat’s Eye (via thequotejournals)
ninjakato: haveyoueverseen-therain: ribbon-queen: if I turned around and a small army of cats was behind me do u kno how elated I would be YOU ARE RULER OF THE KITTIES This is what happens to me… and I am not kidding.
Gave it up to a fuckboy who I didn’t know was a fuckboy until after I gave him a piece 😒 he used to text and call me all the time now he’s not even giving me the time of day 😔 this is what happens when I fuck with boys my own age I end
la-diablareina: Gave it up to a fuckboy who I didn’t know was a fuckboy until after I gave him a piece 😒 he used to text and call me all the time now he’s not even giving me the time of day 😔 this is what happens when I fuck with boys my own
saaywa-llahi: beardgame: blvcknvy: What happens when you put a boy in front of a girl and ask him to slap her? “Why?”“‘Cause I’m a man” That beautiful moment when maturity is not a matter of age. :) I LOVE THIS
hotohiowife: And this is what happened over the weekend. He’s the only one enjoying it now, but not for long.
timelordy-teganbreann: littleulvar: i’m not sure what happened but it did this is a good thing that has been done
chrysantheous: To the people who: -Didn’t vote -Wrote Bernie’s name in after he told you not to -Voted for Trump as a protest -Voted 3rd Party as a protest -Wrote in FUCKING HARAMBE as a protest This is what happened. You spat in the face of the
mastera6: chastepup:Locked, jocked and tailed. All ready for the weekend! This is what happens when I give the pup permission to play with his ass. He has not been on his hands and knees in front of me for three weeks so he deserved a little fun time
tupawkward: terribleterribleterrible: this is bad i am sorry wow what happens next “I am not a surgeon” that fucking did it for me
devanofficial: “You guys are seniors, not elementary school kids…” You’re going to college, they say; you have to act more mature, they say. Meanwhile this is what happens when I accidentally leak my address in my college group chat. And
vodkacupcakes: eatsleepsurf: This is my Nanna and Pa in about 1967, they met when my nanna was 15 and my pa was 16 at a music festival, and strangely enough they were both wearing the exact same colored clothes. I’m not exactly sure what happened
explainings: eatsleepsurf: This is my Nanna and Pa in about 1967, they met when my nanna was 15 and my pa was 16 at a music festival, and strangely enough they were both wearing the exact same colored clothes. I’m not exactly sure what happened after
gladnathancame: Hi Nathan, you’re probably sitting with the rest of the boys, not a clue whats happening while all this shit is going on like: So I just thought I would make a little post telling you that:
buggirl: This is what happens when a spider-biologist procrastinates in the lab. Black widow on nose to prove a point:Black widows have a potent neurotoxin. BUT they are very shy docile spiders. Spiders have evolved venom to eat insects, not bite
strapongirl: This is what happens when youre not extra nice to a girl with a strapon …… or if you ask them nicely …….
Co-worker is creepy leering at me, so I ask what he wants, and he says he wants to kiss me. I pull out my pepper spray and tell him that he better watch out. Why do these things happen to me…
idiotvegans: damndimples: actually-willow: idiotvegans: if you love something dont check the tag is this talking about clothes or tumblr look at what happened to my post. it always comes around to haunt me, but im not angry about it. its just
shorelle: This is what happens when I try to make “serious” prints… a retake of modern AU Star Wars, now with MORE terrible shirts!! (…. and because I’m still not over punk Anakin and hipster Obi-Wan. \m/) ☆ Prints available here
lancehart: My girlfriend, Charlotte Sartre, filmed this for me. Alex Coal is a good friend of ours, and not just because he tits jiggle so awesome <3 We called the scene “Borrow My Boyfriend’s Ass” because that’s actually what happened that
pudgybunny:pudgybunny:(Morph) This is what happens when you breed and fatten your dumb bimbo Bunny 🐰Here’s the original bloated pic. Honestly not looking too far away from the edit. Just need someone to come feed me fatter 🥰
wenchyalicorn: I’ve just been to a fetish night. This is what happens when you wear a quarter cup bra under a sheer fake silk shirt and don’t nip to the loo every hour to readjust. Next time, I promise myself, I will not be such a shy exhibitionist,
peeks-n-pleasure: This is what happens when he’s not home…
its-dori: adirtylilsecret: Here’s a freebie…he tried to play with my dear friend. So this is what happens. Enjoy or not…I don’t care. www.its-Dori.tumblr.com
cartoonnetwork: Here’s the first sneak peek from Powerpuff Girls! This is what happens when you call Buttercup “Princess”. (SPOILER: DO NOT call Buttercup “Princess”) 👊💢
