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My wife has decided that this would be fine if I could teach them how she likes it. Kind of excited to train her next boy toy how to make her cum.
It would be a cliché to say that she wasn’t really paying attention to whom she sent her snaps to, to say she was only vaguely aware of how much more risqué they were getting, to say she barely noticed how much more gratifying the comments and the
thekhooll: How Do I Land? “Skywriting is crazy. We’re forcing clouds to say things. That’s inherently funny. How great would it be to look up one day and there’s a message in the sky, for no other reason other than itself. It’s not trying
tgurlswirl: cuck4snowbunny: You have no idea how proud I would be to have a girlfirend who could take that kind of cock. you have no idea how proud you are to TAKE this kind of cock! ;)
In a world where feminism has succeeded and homophobia no longer exists, how do you imagine the average boy will have changed? With the burden a boy is under to continuously prove that he is attracted to girls, how much attraction would be there, if any,
“Mother’s delicate flat-chested princess”It was known among all the other boys, that I was the only one who didn’t have a father, but what they didn’t know, was how growing up with just a mother, how different I was really was. I would be the
theubersensual: decalexas: when u catch urself thinking wistfully about dating and being in love and being c*ddled and how nice that would be Yup
decalexas: when u catch urself thinking wistfully about dating and being in love and being c*ddled and how nice that would be
shea61503: quincyroe: This is how I like to be fucked Fuck that’s hot. Beautiful sexy black females. I would be very hot and intimate with her too. And ju the way it is supposed to be. White guy bareback with a black female only and black female
squirter-tranny-lover: 💦💦💦💦 How would you like to have her cum in your mouth. That would be so wonderful to taste her cum
You are so powerful… If we would just open our minds, just one bit, we would discover that everything we’ve ever wanted and hoped for is already given to us on some level, but we, humans, have trouble understanding how this could be. Many
fezman92: illbeyourcheapnovelty: pleatedjeans: 18 Dogs With Very Important Jobs Do you know how hard it would be to not pet that dog the whole plane ride I would talk to the bomb dog’s handler and ask weird questions.
fiftyoneshadesofgay: the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy needs a huge fucking fandom i mean how awesome would that fandom be like we would call each other hoopy froods and carry towels everywhere and drink tea all the time and jump off cliffs trying
grantaire-put-that-bottle-down: jeszing: have you ever looked at a window and wondered how injured you would be if you jumped out of it not in a suicidey way more of a “if a killer clown broke into my house right now, would jumping out the window
sugarandsomespice: These white men are killing me. 1) insanely rude to say to any stranger2) how dare he feel entitled to ask you that and feel entitled to an answer3) what color does he fucking think it would be?!4) he would never ask a white woman
sixpenceee: zebrabananza: sixpenceee: A man’s last words to his wife. How much would it have sucked to check your messages and find that you missed the last phone call you would ever receive from the one you love? I’d be devastated.
cviperfan: littlesmartart:I can’t be the only person who has thought how much easier that fight would be with dadneto come on “I’m sorry son. I’d love to help but I’m being held back by a force far more powerful than any of us.”“Who
ouresidentcynic: “My friend told me a story he hadn’t told anyone for years. When he used to tell it years ago people would laugh and say, ‘Who’d believe that? How can that be true? That’s daft.’ So he didn’t tell it again for ages. But
you think i enjoy being irritated at you? cause I don’t actually. believe it or not, i like to be happy. so maybe if you actually thought about how you prevented that, things would be a lot better.
bandanabeth: i used to fantasize about atla being real and how cool it would be to be an airbender and by used to i mean five minutes ago i did that
terrorwatt: xetl: having a crow that was like fully devoted to u and sat on ur shoulder would be so cool. like think of ur black clothes and how much better it would look with just a crow on ur shoulder
autumn-aurora: What if we were assigned an action or a word at birth and whenever someone said that word or did that thing you’d get a dollar? How wonderful would that be?
destroywhiteboys: Is it wrong that I kind of want those little white nuts to be chopped off? Just imagine how much more submissive this faggot would be if his Master turned him into the sissy he always wanted to be.
its-a-geek-haven: That would be how I would do it
apolloaegletes: AU where ‘friend’ and ‘boyfriend’/‘girlfriend’ are the same word. imagine how confusing that would be! you would tell somebody about your ‘friend’ but they literally wouldn’t know what your relationship is because……..
itssilver1995: madfoo: How many likes can I get👍💁🍑 oh you have our like for sure, thats one sexy rear would be fun to see that with out that pink tong
chrisn1970:intrepidstag:intrepidstag:I want this so bad. I can only imagine how awesomely mind blowing it would be, both physically and mentally. To be laying under a girl licking her pussy while she’s being fucked by a nice big thick cock that
thebuddhistescort: bustnuttington: i never realized how fucked up myself, as a young girl, being with significantly older men was until I reached the age those men were at and saw girls/boys in that younger age range and to me all i saw were children
mainmanblackdynamite: mainmanblackdynamite: Bruh I wish dudes would realize how much easier and enjoyable their dating and personal life would be if they stopped giving attention to women who show no interest in them Especially the dudes who say that
electrai: succeedin: boobiegurl: lanaisqueen: antiflawless: strandedangel: basicallyshit: emptydolly: niggha: i love how excited she is to see her fans omg can you image if she did that with me i would die of happiness it would be a dream come
xetl: having a crow that was like fully devoted to u and sat on ur shoulder would be so cool. like think of ur black clothes and how much better it would look with just a crow on ur shoulder
So the other day I was thinking about how sad it would be if uu and UU turned out to be one person after all, because I ship them really bad and I wouldn’t be able to draw them together anymore. But then I realized that canon never stopped anyone
see how clinton would like that…bet there would be security around her
railroadsoftware: they would never sell pepsi and coke in the same machine. that’s not how licenses work. would be nice though
mommabec: drenwashere: If this was my ole lady’s workout gear the only workout we would be getting is the sex happening after seeing her in this. GOODNESS GRACIOUS! All I imagine is how sweaty my ass would look after working out in that.
unhearted: lanaisqueen: antiflawless: strandedangel: basicallyshit: emptydolly: niggha: i love how excited she is to see her fans omg can you image if she did that with me i would die of happiness it would be a dream come true i love you lana
molotowcocktease: deaninmyjeans: stateofutobitha: cutely-perverted: Sometimes I wonder how big my dick would be if I were a guy so, here’s something. i found a calculator online to help you figure that out my penis would have been tiny omg
lovethenakedlife: Evening, S. Who needs underwear when it’s sunny? ;) In fact, If I could all I would ever do is lounge about nude regardless of the weather.xx L. Ain’t that the truth! Imagine how easy life would be, and not to mention comfortable?!
sluttykathy: royalsiblings: Road trips with Dad are the best. I can’t even count how many times my father would find an excuse to take me someplace with him. I was always so happy and excited, knowing that very soon my father would be fucking me
1nk-182: premiium: 14inches: pathetlc: tits-amore: doxit: Blink 182 Year: 1995 i don’t care for much blink 182, but this is nice. ^ how the fuck can you not care for blink-182 #opinions i would kill to be at that gig I would sell my soul
eri112: Eri112’s money saving tips. So, did you reblog this money saving challenge last January? I did. I remember thinking that it would never work. I remember thinking it would be too hard. I remember thinking HOW CAN I HAVE CASH IN MY ROOM AND
I wish that I could die, just for 24 hours, in some bizarre, unexpected way and have the ability to walk around as a ghost and just watch how people react to my death. Like who would be upset, who wouldn’t care, who would pretend to have been my
- send in group-chat a picture of Nepeta with Mettaton’s legs-Friend: “Why Nepeta? Come on! Even Sollux or Eridrian would be sexier.”Me: “You kinda asked for it”-Side note, That would also explain how he manages the bees.SEXY QUEEN BEE LEGS
samandriel: i wish that there were miniature whales like 6 inch whales that you could put in a tank and own as a pet like wow guys look at my pet whale how great would that be
micoba: She knew they wouldn’t stop until sweat and tears and the juice from her hypersensitized pussy would drip on the floor from her head and she would be too spent to even clench her belly. They never did. But that’s how she lost seventy pounds,
Not to be political or trying to understand wtf is going on. Honestly I don’t know if it is possible to even imagine how bad a country can be. And not going to say that the US is a fourth world country but would be wrong to the other third world
I think the worst thing about dating is that if I would ever go one I’d have no idea how to cope with that situation and do a good genuine impression and be really mean to myself for wasting that one opportunity to do something right
loliwinx: Here is some concept art for Miraculous!
Who would’ve thought the Animaniacs Fandom would be so drama hungry?Then again, Theater kid Yakko is the fan favorite of most 👀(lizzietrashkittie)..how did youomgcontinue to enhance my draws please that’s so pretty
avatarskorra: I’m just thinking back to when I was a lonely lil 7th grader who would run home from school to watch atla book 2 and how avatar became the light of my life and gave me happiness and hope that things would be ok when they weren’t ok
