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hardonformanstink: “Wow, that was great! Now who are you?” “You weren’t expecting me? You’re not giantcock23 on Grindr?” “No. What’s Grindr?” “Oh fuck, I think I got the wrong apartment! 3B?” “3B
bunnywith: riddleswithtom: em1ree: circusbones: ….I did not expect that. i jusT SPIT OUT MY TEA OMDSGJDSFHAG THIS IS THE GREATEST POST I’VE ALREADY SEEN THIS TWICE SO I KNEW WHAT WAS COMING BUT I STILL SNORTED
askcappyandratchet: bookporn: Believe it or not “For being too depressing."IT WAS THE DIARY OF A GIRL WHO LIVED THROUGH THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT IT TO BE? SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS? GOOD GOD.
bandsandyoutubersokay: prozacmorning: punch-a-your-buns: alskgirl: shaydee604: This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music holy shit whenever I’m feeling sad I just watch this video. I was not expecting that level of choreography
lezbilicious: I like giving presents. For my girlfriend’s birthday I bought her 24 hours with an escort; her time to use as she wished, with hotel room thrown in. I took her for a walk in the park not telling her what to expect… But she was delighted.
naturepunk: fleshcircus: weaselwoman: letmestayawhile: steampunkgiraffe: GERMAN SHEPHERDS ARE SUCH SCARY DOGS WOW omfg crying what the ? OH MY GOD I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT.
sexlovemarijuana: baconsloth: prozacmorning: punch-a-your-buns: alskgirl: shaydee604: This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music holy shit whenever I’m feeling sad I just watch this video. I was not expecting that level of
be-still-my-beating-weenus: kbearluna: spaceinvadeher: NO THIS IS SOME QUALITY CONTENT I am absolutely done. 100% GONE GOODBYE WORLD. I DON’T KNOW WHAT EXPECTED BUT IT MOST DEFINITELY WAS NOT THAT
askcappyandratchet: bookporn: Believe it or not “For being too depressing.“IT WAS THE DIARY OF A GIRL WHO LIVED THROUGH THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT IT TO BE? SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS? GOOD GOD.
el-capi-tan: thisisdivadomination: All I gotta do is… i was not expecting what occurred Oh shit.
cornettoicus:lllannah:What’s the matter? Was that Stormtrooper not the color you were hoping he’d be? Were the new Ghostbusters a little more female than you were expecting? Deadpools sexuality a little too questionable for ya? That’s okay!
creppykiss: ro-lia: ro-lia: i love him. was not expecting this to get more than 10 notes tbh omg This! is what I think Mary Jane and Peter would be like irl.
prozacmorning: punch-a-your-buns: alskgirl: shaydee604: This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music holy shit whenever I’m feeling sad I just watch this video. I was not expecting that level of choreography or that they would
spookydoki: bandsandyoutubersokay: prozacmorning: punch-a-your-buns: alskgirl: shaydee604: This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music holy shit whenever I’m feeling sad I just watch this video. I was not expecting that level
the-heart-goes-wanting: askcappyandratchet: bookporn: Believe it or not “For being too depressing."IT WAS THE DIARY OF A GIRL WHO LIVED THROUGH THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT IT TO BE? SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS? GOOD GOD.
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el-capi-tan: thisisdivadomination: All I gotta do is… i was not expecting what occurred
sassygaysam: WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST FIND I was looking up Supernatural backgrounds and did not expect to see this BEST DISCOVERY EVER.
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vi9: askcappyandratchet: bookporn: Believe it or not “For being too depressing.“IT WAS THE DIARY OF A GIRL WHO LIVED THROUGH THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT IT TO BE? SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS? GOOD GOD. It’s almost like they
bbctakedown: cheatinganalbitch: skill-will19: pornandprettybitches2: Lela Star:Part 3 Helping her with those heels Wish my ass was this huge. Close, but not quite. ;) Your wife knows what Jamal expects from her…
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I was heading home not expecting to see anything down on this part of the strip. Saw her and shot through the windshield and asked myself, did I just see what I thought I saw?
the-ass-guardian: prozacmorning:punch-a-your-buns:alskgirl:shaydee604: This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music holy shit whenever I’m feeling sad I just watch this video. I was not expecting that level of choreography or that
ballerinabondagefairies: A drip of wax? A fresh lick from a leather flogger? Teethmarks on her side? Not knowing what to expect next, meant *everything* was both a thrill and a reward..
ladybolin: youtube recommended me this AND REALLY I DONT KNOW WHAT I EXPECTED BUT IT DEFINITELY WAS NOT THIS
abrekazam: bookishbutcorruptible: whineaboutit: This week on Whine About It… TYPES OF BROS THAT ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST. Also, a drinking game that nobody should ever play ever. “You’re straight, but at what cost?” I was not expecting this
spookydoki:bandsandyoutubersokay: prozacmorning: punch-a-your-buns: alskgirl: shaydee604: This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music holy shit whenever I’m feeling sad I just watch this video. I was not expecting that level