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Sorry for the lack of art. I just got some really cool PhotoShop brushes and I’m playing with them like a kid on Christmas morning, but I’m still not… not sucking at using them yet. I have to wait at home tomorrow for a repair person to come
askpeonyponi: Today, I discovered the box of karismacolour pencils I was not allowed to use when I was a kid. I wanted to use them more than anything, but never got to, being stuck with nothing more than the shitty 12 pack of not-even-poundland quality
I love when the rich girl star to likes a guy who is not as rich as her.OK. they’re kids. And it’s not like they love each other, but most of my OTPs start like this.Anyway, loved Pacifica’s character development.Great episode.
omorashivevo: omg cutie… ya but I feel like kid would be super duper extra embarrassed if he had an accident due to jump scares since he’s a reaper and he’s “not supposed to be scared of anything” but if he were to be surprised/scared like
unashamedly-enthusiastic:catherinegraffam:I recreated Caravaggio’s “Judith Beheading Holofornes” in Kid Pix Studio from 1995 using a mouse Not just the talent to make art, but the self restraint to not use the stamper or the screen wipes
when i was a kid I used to resent my mom for not being there and my dad for basically leaving me with two total strangers. but now as an adult, with some perspective, i kind of ain’t angry about it at all. it was fucked up, but i turned out alright.
yatose: we should have a Fugo Week because i feel like not many people in the jojo fandom like him and this kid really needs more love so uhhh it would be amazing to have a week only for himplease tell me i’m not alone I agree but I think it should
only a handful away from a follower milestonei kinda feel like a grandpa being like, where the hell did you kids come from - get off my lawn! but only not because I like that you’re on my lawn. but yeah i don’t know why you guys are following
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seastarree: unamusedsloth: These kids are going places, maybe not college but places… Every time I see this its in the middle of the night and I’m trying not to laugh so hard so I don’t wake up my boyfriend
wellamarke: do u ever just wanna CONFISCATE people from their family. not kidnap, but confiscate like a teacher takin a kid’s phone away in class cuz they had the cool thing but they used it wrong. you have this BEAUTIFUL HUMAN to live with and love
alexanderperchov: if i ever have kids instead of being like “it’s a boy” im going to send out highly bewildering cards that say things like “it’s the chosen one” and “it’s probably not a lizard” and “we’re not sure what it is, but
lambitymoon: AND IT’S DONE! \(^O^)/ The “cool kids” were so precious! Especially Buck Dewey who was okay with his Dad not loving him as much as his voters. No daddy issues for him! I wasn’t sure to add Rose Quartz or not, but we should always
"You're A Complex Little Bugger."
kasukasukasumisty: sallychanscraps: do the kids in steven universe even go to school? is there a beach city educational system??? i can get steven not but wth about everyone else???? i originally thought it was b/c it was summer but the ep coming up
bytownite replied to your post: anonymous asked:Same anon, I dunn…I against shipping kids haha. :|well sure but I don’t know if you’re the anon in the message but the ask specifically said “yaoi-type stuff” as their grievance, not that
me1z: I know its not a very good picture, but there’s seriously some random kid dressed as sonic running up and down my street. He’s been doing it for like 30 minutes now. Not sure how to feel about this.
shacklefunk: yknow theres a lot of pressure to be successful, particularly on artsy kids whose professions are seen as useless unless theyre famous, but life is fucking hard and sometimes things dont turn out but i think thats not bad. my dad has wanted
kipplekipple: anais-ninja-bitch: audreycritter: defectivegembrain: don’t know what parent of an autistic child needs to hear this but as long as they’re not harming anyone your kid’s stimming is not a “problem behaviour” in our house we have
nprstorybook: Photo by Paul MobleyComedian (and confetti enthusiast) Maz Jobrani is a founding member of the Axis of Evil comedy tour, and his latest book is I’m Not a Terrorist But I’ve Played One On TV. But when he’s reading to his kids, he
vaigh: AND YOU ALL THOUGHT I WAS FUCKIN’ KIDDING.Told you I’d draw a MLP with a wang. Did it. Not so proud of it. But it’s an experience I can knock off my list. IDK if I should name her or not. I plan on finishing the drawing some day. maybe.
fuckyeahlaughters: dooshnanana: that-filipino-kid: THIS IS AMAZING. Not Disney but too awesome not to reblog. OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE NOTES HASGFASJKDFHGASKJDGFASJGFASJGF FFD DFHSJDYHS HGFEIGIDFHG SGDFG HHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU HARRY
invincible-selfxmade-punk: gabarsomali: thejaystar13: gabarsomali: So only the rich can have kids? The is literally eugenicism but okay Everyone commenting on this says it’s Eugenics , but what the post said was financially prepared, not rich.
alittleofeverythingforyou:Respect not only is taught,but parents leading the example by how they talk to others. Your kids see everything you do. Remember that when you try to blame everything but yourself.
absinthelaveep: There’s just never enough time. Not anymore. Not with kids around. Even at night, when we think it’s safe, you can hear the creak of a door and tip toe of little feet making their way to our room. But tonight they’re sound asleep
ynna-anny: Cinderella AU Mob is adopted child in terrible family of fools and drunkards. Reigen is social worker which hates his job, but suddenly met Mob and decided to save him. But when he arrives to take kid away, the “family” (not Kageyamas,
Some kid wants to fight me, it’s not that I wanna whips his ass too but I’m not risking my senior rights for that excuse of a student he’s going even know who’s he’s dealing with, btw Snitching on my sister doesn’t
adire-adire: victorysunshine: goldfish-kisses: geek-in-a-box: martiemcfly: WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND BUT BIGGER WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE theme parks. just. theme parks. but u have to
bioterrors: an angel girl who’s girlfriend is a demon and at first they don’t want anybody to know but then god is like “my child do not worry about it it’s , as the kids are saying these days, “what ever”’ but satan is like “do I know
Sooo ummm not necessarily bad/good news buuuuuut turns out Ozzy my cat is really not a he but he is a she luckily we found out within a month soo he/Ozzy is now a she/Militia (mili for short) gunna have to save Ozzy for the next pet/kid and since I’ve
nerdy-whovian: bioterrors: an angel girl who’s girlfriend is a demon and at first they don’t want anybody to know but then god is like “my child do not worry about it it’s , as the kids are saying these days, “what ever”’ but satan is
sixpenceee: Symmetry Credited to always_through. This story contains graphic violence (gore). I love symmetry. I’m not sure exactly why, but I’ve loved it since I was a kid. Most children are messy and forgetful of their things. Not me. I knew
the-treble: Those angry white people screaming, “Not our kids, not our problem!” at refugee children are probably the same people who scream, “But the babieezzz!!1!1!” outside of abortion clinics. ^^^^^
browngirlblues: So this girl I work with is freshly 18 with two kids. Her fiancé is 23. So when she was 16 and pregnant, he was 20-21? So…that’s not legal. Not to mention it’s nasty as fuck But everyone else seems to think its a cutee love story
naamahdarling: evgenyhontor: Never laugh at beginners A clear explanation of why you can not laugh at the kids and beginners.Some users (not just spectators, but also good artists) young authors criticize, laugh at “curves” works. This is silly,
today I spent half the day being SUPER FUCKING WORRIED about the new part-timer who was supposed to work today and didn’t come and her phone was off and I didn’t have any other contact information. I was ready to go by her house to see if she was
i’m not sure how i’m feeling. just spent some time diving through EAH stuff. i’m not sure if i’m a royal or a rebel. i know it’s a kids show, but i wish there was a more in depth, more mature version. maybe and ever after
ikeafood: fortinbrasftw:Kid Pix just became public domain, so the remade (but pretty much exactly the same) version is now available here. It’s uh, wild, highly recommend checking it out not only for the wonderful nostalgia but you can legit make some
Listen to me, kid: I am not in any book. I’m a real person. And I’m no savior. You were right about one thing, though. I wanted you to have your best chance. But it’s not with me. [x]
shanellbklyn: the-goddamazon: black-american-queen: To me, the real monsters are not just the cops, but the ones who support their actions of terror. But remember all those white kids at the gun rights rallies carrying REAL RIFLES AND GUNS???? Wow
icanhelpyouthere: marauderserablog: the-padfoots:Dear Prongs, No surprise, your and Lily’s son turned out to be the best kid in the world. Not exactly sure how much of a part I had to play in that, but I hope you’re happy and not too deeply regretting
latelifepleasures: Yep… those are momma marks on my belly. Kids are all grown and on their own but I still carry the reminder that they once were right under my heart. Now they are forever IN my heart. It’s not a perfect body, but it’s mine.
neuralmente: It was a twisting, turning road that lead to the end of the aisle, and not everything along the way was perfect. To be honest, not everything to follow would be perfect, either - but what is? Here’s the secret, kids: none of us can vow
canaryko: Replaying KH1 atm *looks at riku* Nice job, sport. and felt like drawing this kid. *jazz hands* This originally was going to be much more sappier, but, nah, I’m not a dweeb; not this time. Just some simple doodles…as usual.
snarthurt: snarthurt: snarthurt: not to sound like a conservative local pastor but eight year olds should not be playing, like, call of duty even offline of course i dont think playing violent video game by itself is going to make a kid capable of
starsapphire: whitesaviorcomplex: I know this show isn’t for me and kids don’t typically care about art styles, but can I say I did not expect the magic school bus reboot looks like this why does it look like a doll divine dress up game and not
I’m done being used and played I feel so stupid it just makes me sick. Like I rushed to u for what 😒 like honestly I thought this was it u would finally drop dude but u in a relationship so who tf am I kidding. 😂😂 y’all say ya not but actions
itfeelsfeynman: Why I will show my kids Ghibli movies instead of Disney: I’m not one to feminazi the whole deal but have you realized how in most Ghibli films even if the protagonist is not a girl, the female character is the power figure? Castle
fuckyeah-animalcrossing: “I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m a mole, but you don’t need to be popping out of the ground every Sunday to know there’s something wrong in this village when kids can openly reset their game and not have any consequences.
domnator2:As if this helps. Still, here goes: Thank you to my 20,000 followers, but if you are not 18, come on, kid, beat it. No, not like that. Scram. Get lost. Fuck off. Whatever you understand, just stop following me. There. You happy, tumblr?
The media will lecture you not to riot, but they won't lecture racists not to murder black kids
mirrorinthesky-whatislove: keepcalmandlovesomebody: believeandkeepthefaith: dooshnanana: that-filipino-kid: THIS IS AMAZING. Not Disney but too awesome not to reblog. OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE NOTES HASGFASJKDFHGASKJDGFASJGFASJGF FFD
thenycdoll: pro tip: when a married man is fucking you but still goes home to his wife and kids at night don’t trust him to not fuck you over. no tea no shade but I’ll never understand how girls get so upset when guys who clearly weren’t shit
hirxeth: “Compared to other kids, I haven’t had that many hardships. Stuff’s happened but stuff always happens. But the real challenge in my life is me, it’s always been me. As long as I can remember i’ve never not been afraid; afraid of
![Listen to me, kid: I am not in any book. I’m a real person. And I’m no savior. You were right about one thing, though. I wanted you to have your best chance. But it’s not with me. [x]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/c3fb4950200f969cbaa46501d0570588/tumblr_n8iwrrxyLC1qetpq0o4_250.gif)
