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I made sure not to give away my identity, so when she awoke, she tried squirming every way possible, to avoid my touch. Little did she know how alluring that made her. And while she my have felt some emotional assurance that she resisted me, her nippl
muscleclod: “This is not fair why did you get so big and muscular…and hairy” “Well you know that they said as strong as an ox i needed a bigger body to be that strong, tolda ya you should order the magic ox pijama instead of the dragon one”
husbanddesires: There was not a one guy who did not want to fuck my wife at the Christmas party. I sat and watched all the guys stare at her ass wondering knowing they were dying to fuck it! Can you blame them that’s one hot ass
newyorklegal: Sabine doesn’t really understand the office attire rules for the law offices of New York Legal. The girls should know that showing up for work in slacks is simply not appropriate. Maybe Sabine did this on purpose, so that once we
Madoka, as we are all aware, is a morning person, so I suspect that she’s always awake before Homura. What Homura doesn’t know is that Madoka has a secret stash of selfies featuring sleeping Homura-chan! I feel like Madoka and Kyouko would
I knew that my stepson was sexually naive, but not this much? I mean he’s 18 years old and he doesn’t know that his cock is supposed to be hard? He is a late bloomer so maybe it did just all of a sudden get hard. I guess it’s better
impregnationfreak:“Ssssh, I’m almost there baby. You didn’t really think that telling me you’re not on birth control would convince me to pull out, did you? I’m going to cum in you even harder knowing that. Gonna pump every drop right
omalpha-incest: impregnationfreak: “Ssssh, I’m almost there baby. You didn’t really think that telling me you’re not on birth control would convince me to pull out, did you? I’m going to cum in you even harder knowing that. Gonna pump
impregnationfreak: “Ssssh, I’m almost there baby. You didn’t really think that telling me you’re not on birth control would convince me to pull out, did you? I’m going to cum in you even harder knowing that. Gonna pump every drop right
What do you mean, what if my husband found out? He already knows. Did you think that we were being sneaky doing it on the balcony? Hell, he’s probably seen you with your head between my legs. It’s not that unusual amongst men of his stature, honestly.
from top to bottom:1) I am female and ‘not black’, tho i’m not really half-anything haha2) JKSDJKFJKSDFJSJDFJSDFJYES……………………3) whoaI do like homestuck, thats crazy how did you know&
burgrs: DID YOU KNOW: WHEN U KNOCK ON SOMEONE’S BEDROOM DOOR UR NOT SUPPOSED TO OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT AFTER U KNOCK WHAT KIND OF WARNING IS THAT IF IM IN THE NUDE IM NOT GIONG TO BE ABLE TO PUT CLOTHES ON IN 0.2 SECONDS U PIECE OF SHIT WAIT UNTIL I SAY
the-real-seebs: jumpingjacktrash: pennyapound: Here’s the thing, Hot Fuzz is an action/comedy/thriller spoof that also happens to have a love story between two men. As in actual romantic love. How do I know? Because of Victoria. Most people who
komekoro: harshwhimsy: did you know you can actually dislike something and not make fun of it or insult the people that do like that thing
thewolfofthestars: You know what? No. No, Hatsune Miku did not write Harry Potter. J. K. Rowling wrote Harry Potter. And we need to accept that. Harry Potter isn’t some pure unproblematic beacon of perfection that we can just choose to erase the
just-odradek: REMINDER THAT TRAVEL VISAS AS WE KNOW THEM TODAY WERE INVENTED IN THE 1930S TO KEEP JEWISH REFUGEES OUT OF COUNTRIES THAT DID NOT WANT AN ‘INFLUX’ OF THEM, THEREBY FACILITATING THEIR GENOCIDE :))))) read What is A Refugee for more
ratfightbehindthefridge: thecommonchick: *on phone* Mom: Did you take the chicken out the freezer? Me: Yes. *hangs up* I just want everyone to know that your microwave has a button that says “defrost.” It’s not the same as heating it. 30 minutes
venettaoctavia: “You are shaking fists & trembling teeth. I know: You did not mean to be cruel. That does not mean you were kind.” — Venetta Octavia, excerpt of “THE BURNING”, from my chapbook, “What We Left Behind”
hoofclid:Come on AJ, did you not see that coming? You know how that daft cousin of yours works. x33
Consider that Adam and Lilith were God’s first humans, and as their creator he knew the physical limits perfectly; but since they were his very first, he still did not really know what we’re practical concerns. Then it makes sense that God
I woke up and logged in and tumblr was like “Dude, I don’t know what you did but you got so many messages” and I was like dang, that is a lot of messages, I hope I didn’t piss anyone off but it turns out I didn’t because
Y'know, you can defend Amethyst without saying people should hate Pearl instead. You can just not hate either character. I am getting so tired of seeing Amethyst defense posts that apparently cannot figure out how to actually defend her so they just focus
bonrealprophecies: artemispanthar: though, y’know, despite pretty openly mocking Pearl with that form, Amethyst did not mock or parody her nose in any way, which I appreciate. She very easily could have but she didn’t. And I mean maybe that’s
oh you know what, I just realized that Rose’s room essentially serves the same function Pearl did for Pink Diamond in “Now We’re Only Falling Apart,” that is conjuring up images and hypothetical scenarios as requested.
just-frumpy-things: Today a girl in my drama class said “how did people know what dinosaurs sounded like? It’s not like they had a recording of them.” And just wow I never thought I’d have to deal with that. The answer to that question is keeping
gayroytheory::gayroytheory:i absolutely believe that the 03 marketing team did not realize hughes was not going to stick around and be roy’s homoerotic shonen rival. the manga was coming out at the same time, they didn’t know he was going
tenkenryu: komekoro: harshwhimsy: did you know you can actually dislike something and not make fun of it or insult the people that do like that thing Suddenly relevant all over again.
so like we were in skirmish right and i challenged my pal to jump off the cliff to see who can get their spray the lowest and when it was my turn i was like did i beat it and he said “no it’s right on top of mine” and i was like “dude :/ that’s
deerhoof: lms if you, too, get actively annoyed by the xkit news “unread messages” notification but refuse to click on the bubble to make it go away out of sheer laziness
britteryikes: alexbelvocal: blackgiornogiovanna: alexbelvocal: blackgiornogiovanna: fluffgawd: queen-ciara: Y’all the past 2 yrs: Ciara: #LevelUp Y’all now: Like did y’all wanna know or not? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
laurdlannister-kingslayer: notaskiathegoat: Meek: *doing good*Nicki: well meek DOES NOT fuck kids, did y’all know that??Us: Nicki for the last time, being a pedophile is not a good thing
cursedkennedy: Im not even that big of a lady gaga fan but if her performance at the 2009 VMAs did not change your life I don’t want to know you
some concept art from my fantasy yesterday. this skull made the least amount of sense. it’s really hard to draw in ms paint (i don’t know how the homestuck guy did it) but i think that i’ll be better off messing around on paper. not
deductism: colorbling: I couldn’t not notice the similarities. Dean and Castiel gifs are from this person. I did not make them. #i don’t know if anyone else noticed but #do you realise that when dean turns around#his mouth is open as if to say
theryanproject: prince-toffee: burnitalldowndarling: udontn33dh1m: I know y'all did not read the books but Roald Dahl talks about this in the book. Charlie’s teacher points out the fact that unless you buy a shit ton of bars you’re probably not
wethinkwedream: “You are shaking fists & trembling teeth. I know: You did not mean to be cruel. That does not mean you were kind.” — Venetta Octavia, excerpt of “THE BURNING”, from my chapbook, “What We Left Behind”
megadaddyissues: Oh God, yes. Why? Because He can. And because He knows that it will bind me to Him like nothing else could. It happened, not because i did something wrong but because i’ve done everything right; it was not punishment but reward. It
classy-fantasies: ellisvc: I did not realise Jennifer Aniston was THIS hot how does everyone not already know that she is perfect?
burgrs:DID YOU KNOW: WHEN U KNOCK ON SOMEONE’S BEDROOM DOOR UR NOT SUPPOSED TO OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT AFTER U KNOCK WHAT KIND OF WARNING IS THAT IF IM IN THE NUDE IM NOT GIONG TO BE ABLE TO PUT CLOTHES ON IN 0.2 SECONDS U PIECE OF SHIT WAIT UNTIL I SAY
Having your penis as your avatar is just so disgusting. I did not want to look in my activity and see someone’s ugly dick this morning. That was not how I wanted to start my day. You know there are underage kids on this site, right? It doesn’t exist
murdershecommitted: johnniewaswolf: Having your penis as your avatar is just so disgusting. I did not want to look in my activity and see someone’s ugly dick this morning. That was not how I wanted to start my day. You know there are underage kids
gaengsta: classy-fantasies: ellisvc: I did not realise Jennifer Aniston was THIS hot how does everyone not already know that she is perfect? xx
I dont know why but i have the feeling robbie had a dark disturbing past and we are gonna see it in a future episode.
laur-rants: shamblingcorporatepresence: laur-rants: shamblingcorporatepresence You know, they never did specify who “He” was in “Not what HE Seems” or even which Stan wasn’t who he seemed to be. Could have been Stanley OR Stanford. That
maruu95: Magazine be boy gold !! Did you guys know that iM STILL NOT OVER THIS BECAUSE IM REALLY NOT LOOK AT MY BABYS
