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resort-tocannibalism: GIVE AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR ALL YOU VIDEO GAME FANATICS..HERE’S YOUR CHANCE TO REMEMBER THE GOOD DAYS OF BEING A KID. My brother and I have put together our gameboy colors, nintendo d.s’ and a majority of games for one lucky
1infront1behind: Nah, I don’t want to travel, or win the lottery, or see my kids graduate college or get married or have grandkids or whatever. Really, being gangbanged is my one remaining ambition in life. (…and um no, before you ask, I’m actually
jjcurley:moccosdoggers:reblog for more dogging You can teach your boys independence, and hope they settle down and have kids of their own, but deep down you know that they’ll be back to claim what’s rightfully theirs….
burntpasta: ‘On days like these, Kids like you should be BURNING IN HELL. So.. Fuck you, Chara.’Never in my life have I ever had to draw so many middle fingers. This one was a blast though. The ending still makes me giggle. I’ve also included random
So if you’re a fan of Damian, you’ll be happy to know that he’ll have his own subplot in the upcoming Justice League vs. Teen Titans movie.If you hate the kid, then you’re in luck, because stuff like this happens to him throughout the film.Everybody
noranb-artstuffs: A lot of you guys liked/suggested Kagehina love child so!! (Again, based on this)Idk this dummy will probably have Kageyama’s resting face but be a huge noob when it comes to compliments like Hinata. And guess who the other kid is~~
pizzaback: pizzaback: oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no this is exactly why the pedo community on the internet needs to crash and burn cause you know all of these poor kids are being actively groomed by people who have fooled them into thinking
ardnale: sashayshanta28: bishopmyles: I hope if I get to have kids they like playing sports, I’mma be in the stands goin nuts. Every time they score I’mma be foolin, all on the court like I’m on the team.“Let’s go baby girl! I SEE YOU! THEY
percy-wateryoudoing: sassrules: tjtmaria: Tumblr traffic light Friendly reminder to have breaks when tumbling be safe kids I literally waited for it to turn before reblogging. You follow the traffic or you get a ticket mutherfucker
beetledrink: not to get too deep on main but did anyone else have such deeply rooted issues with their self worth for so long that they thought as a kid/teen that their only redeeming feature was being “low maintenance” and now as an adult you give
crippledasinfuckyou:Able bodied parents I’m begging you to teach your kids about disabled people. Not just because they could become disabled themselves one day but also because even if they don’t, they have a very real chance of being rude
blow-jorb: drakesquad: tuggywuggy: drakesquad: i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have
hotsenator: Shout out to all of the oldest children…who were used as the tester kids and now watch their younger siblings get away with stuff you would have been killed for.. Justice will never be restored
the-real-eye-to-see: These kids are going to go home after being bullied at school for being “feminine” or what have you, and see that Cyrus is gay and its ok. To the homophobes replying/bitching about this need to understand that not every
ani-plamo: eytancragg: ani-plamo: toshawtaloud: missveryvery: are you shitting me, you left out the best part. THIS DIDN’T MAKE SENSE TO ME AS A KID AND IT STILL DOESN’T she won’t be having a birthday Isn’t this gundam wing? I’m
pitfalling: woodmeat: what did the beatles even do besides be white Are u kidding hating The Beatles is kind of a cool tumblr thing I’ve noticed. You could never have listened to them a day in your life but if you make a text post bashing them
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tashabilities: blackraincloud: goodstuffhappenedtoday: Whirlpool Put Laundry Machines In Some Schools And Increased Attendance By 90% When you think about kids in middle school who have attendance problems, it can be easy to blame the parents
counthedays: sexwithsquidward: “Same sex couples shouldn’t be able to adopt because their kids will get bullied for having two moms or two dads” hey instead of not allowing same sex couples to adopt maybe you should teach your little shitty kids
a-family-man: did you ever think when we were kids your little sister would grow up to have tits like these? have you ever even felt tits this big? seen? well, then this oughta be fun
v0idless: “You’re about to have a baaad time, kid.“I had to draw some Human Sans again OwOWill be part of a Hot-Bois mini print series I wanted to do >:3!- Patreon - deviantArt - Twitter -
infinitybillion-stars: “Hey! Now this one looks interesting! My name is NiGHTS. What’s yours?” In other words, “Will, you’re a pretty neat kid, and there’s no reason why you shouldn’t have any friends. Don’t be scared to reach
ticklemeblainers: sexwithsquidward: “Same sex couples shouldn’t be able to adopt because their kids will get bullied for having two moms or two dads” hey instead of not allowing same sex couples to adopt maybe you should teach your little shitty
aimchatroom: if i have a kid and they play yu-gi-oh! cards im going to embarrass the hell out of them. and i dont mean in the haha you play children’s card games, they’re going to have their friends over and i’ll come into the room and be like:
acomik: The joke of adulthood is being able to afford all the games you always wanted as a kid but no longer have the time to play. Patreon / Twitter / Instagram
kidzbopdeathgrips: chinaglaze: honestly if u have kids please be prepared for them to say at some point “i reject the path you planned for me. this is the path i’ve created instead” and be prepared to reply “that’s great i’m so proud of
boygeorgemichaelbluth: magnacarterholygrail: i be tryna do what my parents did to me as a kid and tell myself “naia, you can have a piece of raspberry cheesecake if you clean your room” but then its like lol nigga i’m 24 i could eat the entire
alexander-the-amazing:You know what I don’t get? When a kid says, “When I was younger…” and every adult within a 5 mile radius has to laugh and be like, “When YOU were younger? You, a child, were younger?” Because apparently you can’t have
ruckuscauser:freekentuckythinker:mysharona1987:ม.50 to /hr is the difference between living paycheck to paycheck, only providing for yourself, and being able to have kids and provide for them.“Family Values” don’t mean shit when you don’t
tygermama:jackironsides:deviousthinkers:yes please. this would be a great day for this to come true When I was a kid, I couldn’t imagine how ‘May you live in interesting times’ could be a curse. But now I would so love to not have a year’s
do-not-open-til-christmas: Nothing personal, Kid. If it were up to us, we’d have let you cum days ago. but if we disobeyed orders, we’d be in deeper shit than you!
mysticalmuustachesbro: counthedays: sexwithsquidward: “Same sex couples shouldn’t be able to adopt because their kids will get bullied for having two moms or two dads” hey instead of not allowing same sex couples to adopt maybe you should teach
beautifullyundressed:Hiya! I seen you were blue, remember things get better. I should know my life goes from greatness to shandles. Boy, I miss being a kid. I have not been able to shoot much with my stature since I left NYC to the dusty desert of AZ
ilovehugelabia70: Ya gotta be. Ya gotta be FRESH. I’ve got myself some work to do, so you kids have a nice evening. Really, LET THE SLUTTY OUT. It’s who YOU really are. :)
if you think women can’t just have sex casually based off of sexist stereotypes, i would really like to punch you in the fucking face. women can’t be “whatever” about sex. are you fucking kidding me????????
ykoroo: Your gf just got this photo. She will be ready in 15 mins. You will have a surprise to care after in 9 months. She’d be lucky to carry an alpha legend’s kid
debbiegallagher: the greatest part of being in the closet is when straight people try to tell you that they have great gaydar and you’re just sitting there like ok kid keep telling urself that
s0s2: Junkrat in 2060 (?) Idk, I’m afraid I made him too adorbs, oh god. I had fun tho! Hope you guys like it. You are all so inspiring! Figured it would be a funny thought to have him (literally) run into Roadhog long before they team up. Crazy kid.
kelseybelles: maybe next year someone will actually like me and maybe it will be one of those cute things where they do everything they possibly can to get you to go out with them and then we’ll have a really cute relationship and who I am I kidding
time-lord-swag: sassysoufflegurl: time-lord-swag: Why is wanting to have kids considered the default opinion Surely it should be the other way around Like you don’t automatically assume everyone wants to buy bananas You ask if they like bananas
sexwithsquidward: “Same sex couples shouldn’t be able to adopt because their kids will get bullied for having two moms or two dads” hey instead of not allowing same sex couples to adopt maybe you should teach your little shitty kids not to bully
“Same sex couples shouldn’t be able to adopt because their kids will get bullied for having two moms or two dads” hey instead of not allowing same sex couples to adopt maybe you should teach your little shitty kids not to bully
puddincakes:lilyvonpseudonym:why224:swanmills:kids who have overprotective and overcontrolling parents and know how to lie on the spot vs kids who don’tYESIf we can be serious for a moment:This is what overprotective overcontrolling parents teach you
