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saythankyoumaster: First thing she does to me in the morning. First thing I do is to manage her long hair and grab her ass.
fatherdaughterincest: Well, she said that she wanted to sleep in her daddy’s bed like mommy does, so she shouldn’t have been so surprised when her daddy expected her to do the things that mommy does too.
ifmommyonlyknew2: Looking at my mother in her wedding dress I can only imagine the things she is going to let me do to her when we get to the hotel room tonight. Marrying my mother might be strange, but the things she does behind closed doors…nothing
formermarine4567: I never told you this before bro but one of the things I love about you is that you fuck just like Daddy does. That’s a good thing sis,because I plan on me being the last guy you fuck. And besides you told me I had more stamina. @tattoo
thecatantichristishere: rabbitrecycle: donaldkaneda: owo: punkmonksteven: lalatula: *does the anime character with glasses thing* Does that really work though? What…? that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!! ok here goes NO Okay, there’s
askadrider: ((He got stabbed and didn’t die…so things got a bit rearranged.)) ((On a more worldbuildy note, he does only have one digestive system, but two sets of lungs. Driders aren’t the most logically-made creatures.))
colonel-bastard: that face when you realize that you’ve been low-key cosplaying as your finnish husband’s adorable oc (if you’re not reading matias and anders by @wuffen then you’re missing out) LOOK AT MY HANDSOME HUSBAND AND HOW CUTE HE LOOKS OH
yu-narumad-bro: rabbitrecycle: donaldkaneda: owo: punkmonksteven: lalatula: *does the anime character with glasses thing* Does that really work though? What…? that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!! ok here goes NO Okay, there’s no
owo: punkmonksteven: lalatula: *does the anime character with glasses thing* Does that really work though? What…? that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!! ok here goes NO
thecatantichristishere:rabbitrecycle: donaldkaneda: owo: punkmonksteven: lalatula: *does the anime character with glasses thing* Does that really work though? What…? that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!! ok here goes NO Okay, there’s no
Flops on the nearest person (if you see this respond to it)
evilqueen1969: “Keeping things on knees and elbows does make it hard for the things to get around but it is easier to immobilize it for the slave vet.”
videogamer382: tyrant-of-den: videogamer382: her leg does the kick thing again as you scratched her neck, this time was faster than with the ear meaning it was better. She gives you the closest thing a Delphox and Salazzle can do to a kiss, while her
plznthnku: obedience-is-the-law: crazypandas: You know, some things are just awkward to say out loud. Never hold back I am actively practicing admitting the things which arouse me. It’s amazing what even do that does Story of my life….:o
that-fabulous-bastard: alwaysmidori: rabbitrecycle: donaldkaneda: owo: punkmonksteven: lalatula: *does the anime character with glasses thing* Does that really work though? What…? that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!! ok here goes
smileeawhilee: yeffyaboyuice: metal-knight: thechamberofsecrets: WHAT DOES SEX FEEL LIKE FOR BOYS WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE FOR GIRLS? Why don’t you two find out Shoutout yeffyaboyuice being the best wingman ever
motherly-pearl: dance-like-a-tree: why does no one talk about how limited Garnet’s hand movements should be with her gems on her palms like she should be able to do some of the things she does I’M SORRY DON’T HIT ME But wouldnt she used to it
motherly-pearl: artemispanthar: motherly-pearl: dance-like-a-tree: why does no one talk about how limited Garnet’s hand movements should be with her gems on her palms like she should be able to do some of the things she does I’M SORRY DON’T
Saliva’s primary function is to aid in digestion (by predigesting food) and oral hygiene, neither of which has much use for Pearl. It does facilitate speaking, though, by lubricating vocal cords and keeping the mouth from sticking and she does talk
artemispanthar:Old man squints at sun Incidentally, this is a habitual thing he does.
jacensolodjo: pictures-of-dogs: devipotato:devipotato:does everyone just have one of those friends that’s really into bears. a bearfriend my favorite thing about this post is when someone with a bear-related url reblogs it because i know they’re
penpeniel: barack-motherfucking-obama: deidaras-glittery-dildos: punkmonksteven: lalatula: *does the anime character with glasses thing* Does that really work though? What…? Really guys? Let’s see about that. MOTHER OF GOD Well I guess
Pass The Positivity Once you get this you have to say 5 things that you like about yourself publicly then send this to 10 followers. 1. I’m a pretty honest guy 2. I’m a damn good listener and I make it a point to show the other person that
kageyemas: AKITERU DOES THE HAND THING THAT TSUKKI DOES TOO
yusenki: Isayama’s Q & A from August 2015 [translation: yusenki | editing: thirstylevi] Q: Does Erwin apply things like gel or pomade to his hair? A: He does apply hair styling product. It’s a must have item for him since he’s very meticulous
michichichi: penpeniel: barack-motherfucking-obama: deidaras-glittery-dildos: punkmonksteven: lalatula: *does the anime character with glasses thing* Does that really work though? What…? Really guys? Let’s see about that. MOTHER OF
notsoaveragejo: donaldkaneda: owo: punkmonksteven: lalatula: *does the anime character with glasses thing* Does that really work though? What…? that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!! ok here goes NO Okay, there’s no way that works.
tinytiel: update: blizzard is still really weird
kryptoniall-deactivated20150613: x
"Faith does not protect you. medicine and airbags... those are the things that protect you. God does not protect you. Intelligence protects you. enlightenment. put your faith in something with tangible results. how long has it been since someone walked
keepingloveinthefamily: ifmommyonlyknew2: Looking at my mother in her wedding dress I can only imagine the things she is going to let me do to her when we get to the hotel room tonight. Marrying my mother might be strange, but the things she does behind
thecatantichristishere:rabbitrecycle:donaldkaneda: owo: punkmonksteven: lalatula: *does the anime character with glasses thing* Does that really work though? What…? that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!! ok here goes NO Okay, there’s no way
thefrogman: neilkohney: Gary has reached maximum dad Next thing you know he’ll be talking about that movie with the guy who does that thing. You know the one. [ patreon | website | facebook | twitter ]
aizawa-slaysme:Does anyone else absolutely detest completing a task around people or is it just me? Like the thing becomes more difficult with other humans buzzing around. Idk if it does necessarily, but I become so irrationally uncomfortable when I have
whenigrowupiwannabeadonut: Award-winning actor Jeremy Renner
princessbubblgum: graymaven: princessbubblgum: at disneyland there’s this thor meet and greet thing and he does this whole spiel about how there’s only ONE WHO CAN PICK UP MJOLNIR and he challenged ANYONE IN THE CROWD TO MAKE AN ATTEMPT and then
sexhaver:i unironically believe electricity is the closest thing we have to magic in this universe. consider:it’s basically what human “souls” are made of (your consciousness is the result of miniscule amounts of electric charge jumping
lubricatings: things 2 do when ur heart does the hurty thing listen 2 sad music write a pretty poem w pretty words draw flowers n bees n butterflies think bout the friends n how cute cry it okay just cry friend look at pictres of kitties n pups :0
lunablaze: If there’s one thing I’ve learned about relationships, it’s that you do not have the power to change ANYONE. It does not matter how much potential you might see in someone. If they cannot give you all the things you know you deserve
xekstrin: Some people will enjoy watching a “good” bad character because they want to be entertained, Some people will dislike an uninteresting character who does bad things, even if on the surface they’re doing the same bad things as the interesting