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“C'mon big bro, don’t be creepy. I know I would get cleavage in a turtleneck, but it’s not nice to stare.” I say stuff like that to him all the time, but if he only knew that I like it when he looks. I want him to do all the stuff
nice-nasty-stuff: littlegem15: secretlaurie: How hot would that be? I know most guys are not going to like this, but the idea of being so used and stretched out that a guy can fit his cock and fist in me…. really… really turns me on. This is
tortureanddenial: My boyfriend passed out in the other room but I am not tired at all. How about I suck on your cock a little? Would you like that? Rumor has it that you are pretty well endowed. But don’t worry, I have no gag reflex at all and know
villainous-cenobite: One of these things is not like the other, slut. That “O” looks a bit squished there. You should know I am a stickler for the little things. If we don’t do something about that it is going to bother me all night. I would so
Websites and CommunitiesThought I would make a little post to highlight niche content creators and communities that I am aware of but some of you might not know.MaleBots: A subscription based membership site that focuses on a broad range of ASFR content
nakedpicturesofyourdad: A reader just alerted me to this person. Anybody know who it is? Hilariously a reverse Google image search suggested that his name is Ezra Pound. Which would be a great porn name although not one that I can find any evidence of.
surrendercontrol: fuckyeahchastiseme: No darling, I specifically remember. Just before I locked you up. You agreeing that I should ONLY unlock you when I wanted to, not when you begged me to… How was I to know that Mimi here would walk into our
Your wife not only said,“Thank you! You are the best hubby any woman could ever dream of,” as many wives would do after receiving this set of sexy lingerie; she added, “you know, honey, when your boss told me that you were a cuckold and that you
I’m sorry for not being cooler about this, even though I thought the jacket would help. I really think your cool and it makes me happy to know that you like me. Thank you, and sorry to the pony that lost a jacket. I should put it back from
naughtygirlsandmarriedmen: If you want to you can cum inside me, sir. You should know that I’m not on any birth control, though. I’ll bet your wife would make you stop, wouldn’t she? I want to prove to you that I’m better than her. I’ll do
I’ll leave you alone from now on if that’s what you want, is that what you want? You know why I’d leave you alone? Because I care about your feelings more than mine. I love you. There I said it, not just on some chalk board. I would never let anybody
My gf used to give me blow jobs all the time and would tell me to cum on her face. But now that she knows me better she teases me by gently stoking my cock, telling me how she likes me horny and naughty, and decrees that I’m not allowed to cum
yoursecretsub: Lazy morning today. Happy Thong Thursday, lovelies! I hope that you all had at least passable if not wonderful Holidays with your friends/family. I know that I had fun running the marathon of family Christmas obligations. ::) I would
naughtygirlsandmarriedmen:If you want to you can cum inside me, sir. You should know that I’m not on any birth control, though. I’ll bet your wife would make you stop, wouldn’t she? I want to prove to you that I’m better than her. I’ll do anything
tripropellant: deadcorvus: tripropellant: i’m 100% not joking when i say that my gut reaction to this image is “this is a being of incredible power”. i know that totally sounds like a joke i would make but i’m legitimately scared and impressed
resplend3nt-rap4cious: words-of-emotion: Good Vibes HERE Umm…that is how it is supposed to work, yes? I mean, I would hope it works that way. I do not know, maybe…yeah…hopefully ;) V@mpi-Baby Angie
perriebule: I like that my hand looks small :P I know that’s not exactly the focus of this picture though ;) Sexy as hell….would love to play with those nipples
dawnscrack:You always know where you are with a Premier Inn :—> cum onI would bet that there will be no one who does not want to meet my mom. Get in the queue that I take note of the reservations. We also accept sweet ladies alone or accompanied.
You always know where you are with a Premier Inn :—> cum onI would bet that there will be no one who does not want to meet my mom. Get in the queue that I take note of the reservations. We also accept sweet ladies alone or accompanied.In this wonderf
felixgattogigio:You always know where you are with a Premier Inn :—> cum onI would bet that there will be no one who does not want to meet my mom. Get in the queue that I take note of the reservations. We also accept sweet ladies alone or accompanied
lovebeinghercpb: If you would have felt the over whelming need to make me apart of this sexual desire of yours & shared it with me first I’d have know that you’d wanted this to be about us & not just about your pleasure. But now that you’ve
puttanadinferno: If I were in this exact situation, the thing that would be the absolute worst is the fact I could not eat that delicious corn. sin260: gh2u: shige914: submissivemiss: mind-effing: uniquetrouble: (via hiboobs) I know what I’m
wsub4bbc: preachingblackpower: Hell I dont know a single white person that would not be on there honkey knees kissin that an worshippin it. LOL! Yum
karlikunt: ALL IT TOOK FOR MS. KARLI KUNT WAS ONE LOOK AT A STIFF, LONG, THICK, BIG BLACK COCK LIKE THIS ONE TO KNOW THAT SHE WAS NOT A REAL MAN, NEVER WAS AND NEVER WOULD BE AND THAT SHE COULD NEVER, EVER COMPETE WITH SUCH A SUPERIOR LOVE MAKING, ORGASM
impregnationfreak:“Ssssh, I’m almost there baby. You didn’t really think that telling me you’re not on birth control would convince me to pull out, did you? I’m going to cum in you even harder knowing that. Gonna pump every drop right
omalpha-incest: impregnationfreak: “Ssssh, I’m almost there baby. You didn’t really think that telling me you’re not on birth control would convince me to pull out, did you? I’m going to cum in you even harder knowing that. Gonna pump
impregnationfreak: “Ssssh, I’m almost there baby. You didn’t really think that telling me you’re not on birth control would convince me to pull out, did you? I’m going to cum in you even harder knowing that. Gonna pump every drop right
fuckyeahchastiseme: No darling, I specifically remember. Just before I locked you up. You agreeing that I should ONLY unlock you when I wanted to, not when you begged me to… How was I to know that Mimi here would walk into our lives the very next
anicegoodboy:I know you didn’t think it would be like this baby. I didn’t either, honestly. But I just realised one day that I don’t really need you inside me, that’s all. It’s not personal. I just don’t really want to have sex with you is
ask-glittershell: Adults are weird… [Come support Glittershell on Patreon!] You would not believe how hard I smiled at this. Haven’t smiled that much this whole week. Didn’t even know I had that many cheek muscles. Gosh. This is great!
intimement-tienne: Viens ici She would send him back to the career and family that monopolized his attention, but not before she took a bite. Little did she know that he was already hers. Past smitten and sprinting towards obsession, his hunger for
Hey guys… we just heard that tonight’s new episode has been posted prematurely on Canadian Netflix today (which, we know is exciting for you but terrifying for us). We would really appreciate it if you are in Canada that you try not to post
rapunzel-corona-lite: gdchans: foreverzynab: Zynth Tahda. My baby’s name would be fucking ‘Tahda.’ LauyeI don’t even know how to pronounce that Greni. Not the worst, but not my choice of girl names either. They gonna be calling the poor child
mybuzzbuzz: prurire: Just because you aren’t allowed to touch doesn’t mean that I’m not. soapy! let me do for you but its our secret, mum and dad must not know if you want to i can get on my knees an finish you off with my mouth,would you like
healthysexymarriage: Gloriously sexy caption. I would only add that I do it for many reasons, not just “because I can.“ I edge my husband because: It’s what his body wants, whether his mind knows it or not It’s more pleasurable for him to be
notablipintime: glowcloud: asklovestrucktwilight: confitureestmadrogue: why would you even think that the A in LGBTQA+ stands for ally though? like, they’re not part of the community they’re *allies* to it therefore not in the initialism y’know
foryourusemistress: femdomhotwifecuckoldinterracial: Cuckold PussyBoy Fear #3: When I wear it out, my hubby knows that if anyone asks me about it, I’m not going to lie to them. i would hope not.
queersexy:consensual somnophilia is like a surprise party. you’ve talked to your partner about what you like and they know what you would and wouldn’t want, and then all that’s left is to fall asleep one night not knowing they’re planning anything
confitureestmadrogue: asklovestrucktwilight: confitureestmadrogue: why would you even think that the A in LGBTQA+ stands for ally though? like, they’re not part of the community they’re *allies* to it therefore not in the initialism y’know i
slytherinoutbitches: Sometimes I wish I had a AC Crush about me that would get people jealous — y’know — just to get these guys to realize they’re not the only ones flirting with me. Then I can go: “You didn’t know? Maybe you should try
itszombiebear: lyseekat: Normally I would not post a bathtub picture but I just want to let everyone know that Chinese takeout floats Good information to know.
secretlesbiancommunication: Me when I thought I was straight: I’m not really interested in dating like I guess having a boyfriend would be nice but it’s not something I’m really interested in I’m just focusing on school Me now that I know I’m
the—-unforgiven: A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey. It decided it needed a disguise so that other animals did not know it was a lion and would not run away. So it goes into a fancy dress shop and buys
felkina: “Here you are you worthless pervert! I know this is something you like! And you should be honoured that a high class Angel such as myself would show you such a shameful pose… It’s not even like I like you or anything… Your not even good
slavethompson: Not a slave he might not be a slave/sub/boy, but this boy knows that it’s Master would love to have him as His Property, will use him anyway He wants, make him work till he’s burned out & force him to continue working
bbynicch3x: Surprise her. Do something unexpected that you know she would love. Kiss her when she’s not looking. Hug her from behind when she doesn’t know you’re there. Bring her her favorite flowers before a date. Give her something special even
yousirareadisneyprince: annromney: buttgenie2: mein fuhrer more like mein fashionista The world must know of this photoset. Little did Hitler know that one day he would not only be mocked for his ideas, and beliefs, but also for his horrible fashion
glitterandnightmares: I know we won’t get 5,000 notes because we’re not skinny little models. And I know if a skinny little model did take this picture it would get a bazillion notes. But me and Daisy here are cancer survivors, and that makes us
myincestwishes: lineman-1: sexthing69: Ok! Shhhhhh baby don’t tell Daddy that I have this in. You know he would freak if he knew I was getting my ass stretched out for you and not him. Giggle giggle Don’t worry Mom what he doesn’t know won’t
kidsneedscience:I probably would not be writing this blog if not for Leonard Nimoy as Chief Science Officer Spock. I even call myself the Chief Science Officer of KidsNeedScience. When I find a word or name that I know has to be in KidsNeedScience,
queer-bicon: consensual somnophilia is like a surprise party. you’ve talked to your partner about what you like and they know what you would and wouldn’t want, and then all that’s left is to fall asleep one night not knowing they’re planning anything
markraas: Bunch of people have been asking me what Reapfield thinks about Genjicat. I’m not really sure how they would clash together, I don’t know that person who makes them. But here’s Reapfield’s declaration of challenge. Also, I don’t know
ajna-ayurveda: I will write you a poem though I’ll have you know that hating yourself is not poetry If I was to write you a poem over and over until I felt your presence right there in my words would you feel it too? I will not write you a poem for
screamspan: masterjohnharte:spank-sara-sara: I am learning the true consequences of talking back… @thadisciplinarian I seriously dont know a woman or girl that would not be able to benefit from this on a weekly basis, if not even daily. Time
amaranthdesires:Funniest thing about being me a trans woman, constantly wanting needing desire to be filled and fucked knowing It’ll never happen 💖 🎀 Not all bad since can’t get pregnant but not like that would happen anyway 🙃
OH MAN THAT ANONYMOUS QUESTION IS SO LOADED AND YOU KNOW ITyou’re not getting vorei know you want voreand it would be super cute voreBUT I’VE ALREADY DRAWN THIS
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