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neutralmilk:yes i’m actually mad about this the same trendy white girls buying ‘henna kits’ and rocking it like they invented it are the same white girls who teased me in elementary school for wearing fancy salwar kameez and mehndi to school on
theruleset: theruleset: These suggested posts are actually all garbage Seriously what about my 90% porn 10% social justice feed makes it seem like the pokeman movie is a good suggestion for me
labias: Today was the first time I let a white person take me out and it wasn’t that bad but maybe I was just focused on the food and let him talk I think he’s actually super boring and dull like how can you talk about yourself for an entire hour
allthingshyper:lylei:the funniest thing about the fifty shades of grey movie to me is how they insist on marketing it as coming out on valentine’s day to disguise the fact that its actual release date is literally friday the 13th I feel like this whole
cat-eyes: just a friendly reminder that looks can be deceiving! :) a girl messaged me about a week ago on dailybooth and said, “if I had your face, my life would be complete.” and I couldn’t help but think, “well, if I actually looked like that,
ellimist: AT DINNER MY PARENTS WERE TALKINBG ABOUT MY FUTURE WIFE AND LIKE TELLING ME STORIES THEY WERE GOING TO TELL HER AND I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AND THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE SO FUNNY UBT I WAS ACTUALLY LAUGHING because im gay as hell
waystiel: ermahgeerd: sexypotassium: why does no one ever talk about what fire actually is like it’s not a solid, liquid or gas, it’s just kinda there this is one of the things that have mindfucked me since foreverlike what is it I asked my chemistry
allthingshyper:lylei:the funniest thing about the fifty shades of grey movie to me is how they insist on marketing it as coming out on valentine’s day to disguise the fact that its actual release date is literally friday the 13thI feel like this whole
AT DINNER MY PARENTS WERE TALKINBG ABOUT MY FUTURE HUSBAND AND LIKE TELLING ME STORIES THEY WERE GOING TO TELL HIM AND I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AND THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE SO FUNNY BUT I WAS ACTUALLY LAUGHING because im gay as hell
it-started-to-rain: I feel like Popplio doesn’t care about the hatersLook at this smug little thing#TeamPopplio I actually want them all and none of you will stop me
finrir: connorgrove: coughingonkaren: finrir: Gay boys getting pissy with me about the whole pansexual thing and how I am supposedly shoving my sexuality down their throats, when in actual fact I am just tired of pan erasure. But like yeh ok. I am
doctorbutler: specta-a: olympiasstuff: fangey: yg-ou: the interpolation on this gif is fucking terrifying, i feel like uncle phil is about to quickly teleport to my house to kill me he’s dash canceling Taunt cancel into demon that’s actual
gtfothinspo: baretobush: How Breasts Can Look A little while back, I made a post about the Reality of Nude Photos, and the public reaction that really surprised me in response was that it seemed like a lot of people had never actually seen a female
simonsprocket: ruinedchildhood: Drive Through Instructions unclear no like a guy actually joked about doing this to me the other day when i told him to “drive on through”
Hit the gym for the first time in two weeks. Honestly it was mostly because R came by the market and helped. She’s really good about going and can help me with accountability. I actually finished the class this time and didn’t feel like dying
grinandclaireit: donut-give-a-fuck-about-abs: Sometimes you just gotta take a selfie of yourself taking a selfie. GoPro makes me look like I actually lift. Great pic of you, man!
mayatrap: Im a classy girl with a very naughty side, just ask me :p Actually I just bought this dress about a week ago and finally decided to wear it today, do you like it?
ilovetoodeeply: some days i think it’s better that you don’t know how much i actually like you but on other days i wanna look you dead in the eye and tell you about every little thing that made me think of you
doctorbluesmanreturns: jumpingjacktrash: captainsnoop: its wild to me that there are people out there who can actually complain about getting bad service. like, did you know if your package is late on amazon prime and you contact customer service they’ll
officiallybi: molbitch: I’m thinking about how we say “spill the tea” or just “tea” and how ppl used to say “spill the beans” like what if we just said “beans” when gossiping “… and then she told me that he actually wasn’t at
nihhon: This idea keeps bothering me. Okay you all must have been thinking already about blizz possibly releasing full album of lucio’s songs right??? Why not go further. Like, I would instantly buy a ticket for an actual lucio’s real live concert???
captainsnoop: its wild to me that there are people out there who can actually complain about getting bad service. like, did you know if your package is late on amazon prime and you contact customer service they’ll give you a free month of Prime and
lamentablesbian:forgive me while i post about disney on main, but i literally cannot believe that they put a disney princess face… on a dragon like… what the fuck is this for contrast, here are some actual dragons, from Thai mythology,
bwoingy:bibo:bibo:I love deep sea fish like. What is thatMy absolute favorite post by far. I love all the people showing me deep sea fish or talking about them in the tags. It fucking rules.This is a pacific barreleye! Its eyes are actually the green
h0odrich: dealing w frequent invalidation makes it really hard for me to process what’s actually worth being upset about bc I feel like I need to come to the defense all of my thoughts
fats: dadfriend-tm: *banging my fists on a table* LET CASHIERS HAVE CHAIRS Every time I see a cashier with a chair I’m like “I support this business”, no joke. That shit shows me that a company actually CARES about it’s employees. Quit making
My confession…..I feel good about shit for a week an then be rethinking shit bad. Like do I really wanna go down this road again w/ my ex. Don’t get me wrong she good ppl an has a good heart but I just can’t see myself actually being w/ her
guccikeychain: norafox: dylan got me sick, go send him hate mail. ..don’t actually do that. I couldn’t resist his luscious lips. IT’S ALL MY FAULT yo don’t talk about my vagina like that luussccciiiooouuusssss ♥
taint3ed: virginfuch: I’m always in denial about how much I actually like a person lol This is me too. OMFG
chicken-nuggie-snuggie: thetalkingpoltergeist: I don’t watch the show, but I think about this quote a lot. Oh my god I don’t watch game of thrones but this just made me think what if it was filmed like the office??? And this was an actual part
pump-me-up: Bubble Bath Balloon- relaxing after a long day in a bubble bath with my air hose … there is something so wonderful about slowly becoming buoyant in the water . like my belly is actually one big bubble …. i get stuck in the tub
maikie79: baretobush: How Breasts Can Look A little while back, I made a post about the Reality of Nude Photos, and the public reaction that really surprised me in response was that it seemed like a lot of people had never actually seen a female body
doitbro: That was good: a little wimpy and pathetic, but it was actually pretty funny. Now, kiss my shoes, thank me, and do it again. This time I’m going to tell you something that you’re probably not going to like hearing. It’s something about
wakogeek: baretobush: How Breasts Can Look A little while back, I made a post about the Reality of Nude Photos, and the public reaction that really surprised me in response was that it seemed like a lot of people had never actually seen a female body
kittenofdarkness: What i am liking the most about this contest is actually how much the characters differ between each artist, i dunno, it’s just really awesome to me.Rino99
I'm actually a really shy person. Like when you first meet me, our conversation is going to be awkward no matter what because I wouldn't have any idea what to talk about. It’s also worse when you’re cute. But if you wait a little I’ll get comfortable
presidentrapunzel: m0rethanyoubargainedf0r: catdad: If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success. I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing This bunny is actually me every single day
pussyanvock: prettythick1: soonermagic1953: kiksexting01: New post There’s something about a girl fucking a gear shift that fucking turns me on! That’s pretty hot actually!!! 😍 Wow ! One of the Craziest things I’ve seen ! An I like it
She was actually at my house the other day. We were sitting by the fire and I was talking about relationships and business in my life. She just kind of looked at me and was like, ‘Selena, if you’re the smartest person in the room, I think you’re
The last one really hit me. I never really thought about something like that could actually impact a woman’s life. Damn…
audreysfaults: So they have actual lantern festivals like the one in Tangled and there’s one near me and I’m about to faint.
boys-and-suicide: It pisses me off when people are so against the depression accounts. Like I’m sorry you get to go out with friends, have fun, and blog about how great your day was. Some of us are actually trying to survive while we’re up at
pizza: rockandkrull: pizza: i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it actually in new york they
wyoh: baretobush: How Breasts Can Look A little while back, I made a post about the Reality of Nude Photos, and the public reaction that really surprised me in response was that it seemed like a lot of people had never actually seen a female body in
subblackgurl: I think this picture sums me up. I think about my fantasies a lot, I like the thought of exposing myself to people on Tumblr so long as it has no impact on my rl; but I am too scared (sensible?) to actually post pics of myself.Besides the
neutralmilk: yes i’m actually mad about this the same trendy white girls buying ‘henna kits’ and rocking it like they invented it are the same white girls who teased me in elementary school for wearing fancy salwar kameez and mehndi to school on
fuckoffcats: PLEASE BE NICE TO PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU REALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON IN THEIR LIFE AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT
cristobalite: riseofthecommonwoodpile: use a banana to fix a dvd the funniest thing about lifehackable is that they post absurd shit like this and don’t actually explain it. maybe it is possible to use a banana to fix a dvd. who knows? not me. but
My pop actually also asked me the other day why I didn’t have a weekly comic going, so I’ve been thinking about it for a bit. And I think, if I was to do a weekly comic, in the end, I’d want it to be something like this. A sort of DnD wacky adventure
baretobush: How Breasts Can Look A little while back, I made a post about the Reality of Nude Photos, and the public reaction that really surprised me in response was that it seemed like a lot of people had never actually seen a female body in different
