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“You said it was time for bed, big brother, so I got in my PJs! Mom and Dad might get you to babysit me, but I’m not a kid anymore. They’re overprotective, but how about how I show you how much of an adult I really am? I know you’r
Hello there, your web page is really helpful for me, still feeling uncomfortable, how I look down there, but it helps, that I´m not alone. I´m 28, have a lovely husband and two kids. He does not care, that my lips are so big, even if I do, we never
retarded-princess: I guess someone else is going to have to pick up the kids at school. And probably like, raise them and stuff. But that’s cool, I mean you made an impulsive choice, but it happens. Not *all* your decisions are going to go the way
I’m not a big fan of my smile, a matter of fact it’s probably the only thing about my face I don’t like. I needed braces as a kid and never got them, but fuck. They’re not THAT bad, I think it’s kind of cute sometimes. Other
I feel like I'm the only person my age who watches Mork and Mindy.
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Thoughts of A Father This Week in Will’s Wandering I find myself in a strange new place emotionally. Since the older kids friends died in the car accident they have not been there normal old selves. I am not a mental health professional but I
We had just gotten home and she was pouring me some whisky, but I couldn’t wait.“Uh!… not here… the kids might wake up” she tried as pushed back, but once I was inside her, she couldn’t help herself as she started
jilliciouscaptions:I came home to see my kids fucking on the couch again. I’m certainly not upset about them sharing their love together but I am upset about them not putting a towel on the couch first. ME GUSTA COMO GRITA MI HERMANA, CUANDOME LA CULEO&h
hellyeahoutlawqueen: #Bones #BoothBrennan #BonesSeason7 7x01 - The Memories in the Shallow Grave “Look Bones…I love you. Ok, that’s not rational. Us having a kid, that’s not rational. But, here we are” “You’re never going to be on your
It’s up to you. You can go back to your bedroom and jerk off to thoughts of your kid sister, or you can promise not to cum and have me however you want. But every time you want me, I’m going to look at your balls. If they’re not fuller and bluer
Ok, yes, I admit I’m impressed. Surprised, though. I mean, it’s not like we’re kids anymore. It was one thing when we were teenagers. Fooling around with your brother at that age is kinda … well, not socially accepted, but permissible.
I… don’t know. I would assume not but I’m not really an authority on youth and teen phases. I kinda skipped the whole rebellious thing. Actually, I’ve basically been the exact same since I was a kid, just a little more restrained.additionally
turbhoe: “if you want to adopt kids at an older age, that’s just lazy and you’ll miss the important developmental years. you won’t be able to connect.” okay but consider this: 1. I will not be able to handle a baby, but I will definitely be
(I know it’s not a big deal, and it would be pretty dark for a kids’ cartoon, but I came close to being an amputee myself—long story, but I did lose a ton of flesh—and I had written a scene where she ‘poofed’ and lost her limbs and
sica49: shady-heaux-deactivated20150227: “Rahm Emanuel is not caring about our schools; he is not caring about our safety. He only cares about his kids. He only care about what he needs. He do not care about nobody else but himself.He let Barbara
sapphic-jean-grey: sapphic-jean-grey: police are hitting latino kids with cars in georgia and they’re making excuses for him and him not having a dash cam or a body cam a kid is near death and the officer at fault is on paid leave but yall keep on
So I moved in with my brother a couple months ago. I was having issues with my parent and he needed a babysitter. Whenever they’re not home I get the kids ready for school. It makes me want to have kids one day, but this definitely made my eyes
nailpornography:asabree: “Fine, Evan. Here it goes. When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem, and it’s not even that big of a deal. Something like 8% of kids do it, but whatever. It’s–for some reason, I would just kinda sit around all
screenburned: people who are in their 20 or 30s complaining about ‘kids these days’ is super funny to me, like i saw someone complaining about how kids at some pool were playing marco polo but with ‘hashtag’ ‘yolo’ and if that’s not funny
for-redheads: “Nobody likes being different as a kid. In first grade kids called me Freckleface Strawberry. … I was really self-conscious about my freckles. But now I’m not! | I dyed my hair blonde for a new movie .. It was fun for two
sapphic-jean-grey: sapphic-jean-grey: police are hitting latino kids with cars in georgia and they’re making excuses for him and him not having a dash cam or a body cam a kid is near death and the officer at fault is on paid leave but yall keep on with
jehovahhthickness:I can’t wait to be a geriatric mom lmaooo I was the last one in my family to have kids–had my oldest at 27–and my kids have had it the easiest out of all their cousins. Not only that, but because I waited I lived better
nsfwfantasygirl: So you guys may not know this but I am a huge video game kinda girl :) I play 360 but I have always been a nintendo kid and I own every nintendo system except for the wii U. But I love gaming when I have time and I love cosplay girls
blackgirlsinlove:sica49:shady-heaux-deactivated20150227:“Rahm Emanuel is not caring about our schools; he is not caring about our safety. He only cares about his kids. He only care about what he needs. He do not care about nobody else but himself.He
strnger-kid: the-indecorous-flower: strnger-kid: Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace That’s how it gets you This is so fucking ominous am I gonna
Back in the days when I was young I’m not a kid anymore. But some days I sit and wish I was a kid again. #TBT #throwbackthursday
elionking: swolizard: I don’t really give a damn bout the next generation of kids coming up not having the same shit we did being “90’s kids” and all but I truly do feel bad that they’ll never experience the month leading up to halloween like we did
dominantlife: Psychologists Say Coloring Is The Best Alternative To MeditationI remember being a kid and loving coloring. But I’m not a kid anymore, so I kinda just forgot about it entirely. It turns it, coloring may actually be really good for us
amvadams: But kids today aren’t dumb. They’re not gonna buy just anything. That’s why the government has been planting small subliminal advertising suggestions in today’s rock music. The results? We can now get these kids to buy just about anything.
youngblackandvegan: sica49: shady-heaux-deactivated20150227: “Rahm Emanuel is not caring about our schools; he is not caring about our safety. He only cares about his kids. He only care about what he needs. He do not care about nobody else but
verdemonde: Now you play on the show, a kid that’s not real bright, not real smart. But in real life, you are a member of MENSA, which is very impressive. Are people surprised when they meet you, that you’re not that character? (x)
holyfuckabear: thebaconsandwichofregret: asexual-not-asexual-detective: Am I the only one who thinks that hitting a kid and abuse are different things? Like, if I ever had a kid, I wouldn’t spank their ass raw or something like that. But a bop on
cyan-opinions:pussystigmata:im pro children having privacy but if you think parents should give kids unrestricted internet access…its not 1999. in 2022 thats legitimately neglectful. do you know how many kids are out here like. watching gore and
fantasybee: so these are currently the cool kid trend on instagram so heres my marvelsona!!! his name is kid atomic and he can Manipulate Matter (but hes not v good at it) ://he was kidnapped as a child and experimented on and found out his powers when
aheit11: holyfuckabear: thebaconsandwichofregret: asexual-not-asexual-detective: Am I the only one who thinks that hitting a kid and abuse are different things? Like, if I ever had a kid, I wouldn’t spank their ass raw or something like that. But
local-gotham-kid:I think we should also appreciate how he took the time out of his days to visit kids at the St. Jude hospital while still battling with his own cancer. He was a real life superhero to not only me but millions of people <3
do-this-to-me-please: my ample rear, not quite scarlett johnansson in lost in translation, not pretty but hey, theres still time x Not pretty??? Are you fucking kidding me? You look absolutely delicious and those panties are too cute! Thanks for
those-cute-boys: theater-kid-probs: those-cute-boys: Whatcha think? Shtap being so cute But but, I’m not trying to be! I can just love youuu. But I need to know you better
lls smdh damn shame. If I were to ever face a situation similar to this, I would honestly not shot anyone but tell the robbers to shot me and let my family live. I will do anything for my family, for my kids or kid, or for my beautiful wife. I’d
xdesecrate-thru-purityx: When we were young the future was so brightThe old neighborhood was so aliveand every kid on the whole damn streetWas gonna make it big & not be beatNow the neighborhood is cracked and tornThe kids are grown up but their
porncute: I’m so sad about the gorilla that was shot dead because some irresponsible parents left their child unsupervised for a long time. also, why the zoo had to use real bullets instead of using a tranquilizer gun? ugh same!! I saw this and I
algebratwo: Little kid: What’s the largest thing you can think of?? Me: Infinity!!! Little kid: Yeah, well how about infinity plus two??? haha!!! Me: Infinity is not present on the number line, you uneducated shit. Infinity is but a concept and cannot
lordbape: weloveshortvideos: When you try to fight that weird kid okay but is he not that weird kid for having it in his house ready to make the vine
I’d like to teach poor kids how to ask for help and that it’s okay to expect help but lbr I still haven’t figured that one out myself Especially in higher ed, like asking for recs? I feel like it’s a very poor kid thing to not
Back in the day, when I was young.. I’m not a kid anymore.. But, some days I sit and wish I was a kid again.
Back in the days when I was young I’m not a kid anymore but some days I sit and wish I was a kid again.
sissy4bbc4life: blackingeurope: She will get knocked up, cry to her parents and carry her mixed kid around for 18 years. A White Man will marry her and not have his own kid. This is just reality, people can act like its weird, but its happening. Its
