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This art is for @kerghan-mb who won Favorite Kakarot/Chichi fanfic in the Gochi Awards 2017! The fic that won was Dark Saiyan Desires (Warning! The story is dark and has very mature themes. Don’t read it if it’s not up your alley.) Let me
This asshole apparently can’t read…. I have it clearly stated that if you send me unsolicited dick pics I’m putting your shit on blast. @luciferoftumbl you are just another asshole. I’m married and never asked for your dick yo
if continuing to follow me is important to you, please message me, I cannot guarantee this blog will still be here in 5 hoursEdit: if you are a human and not a robot your follow is important to me because if I wanted a diary that no one would read, I
realizes: read this if you want your blog to be recommended to 300,000+ followers♥
windspray: if you’re reading this that means you’re following me congratulations on doing one right thing in your life
nge: hey yall! (if youre not southern you probably cant read this)
kev-n: if you say you didnt read this in andre 3000s voice, youre lying
vandigo: smurflewis: criptonite: haveyoumetmygirlfriend: turnedupp: the-girl-silhouette: vegandthelike: Please read this**** If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse.
thehomosexuals:trans boys are so important if youre a trans boy and reading this ur so great ur a prince or a king or whatever u prefer… keep being a gr8 guy
zodiacmind: Fun facts about your sign here Well fuck, if this ain’t me.
mid-meditation: If you’re reading this you need your pussy ate
purrpurrsparkle: mid-meditation: If you’re reading this you need your pussy ate mmm… for sure! xoxox
purrpurrsparkle: mid-meditation: If you’re reading this you need your pussy ate mmm… for sure! xoxox How did you know?!
no, im not okay. i need time. away from everything going on. im scared to go to new york because i know i wont want to come back. and im tired of telling people im okay. im not. so if youre one of those people reading this right now, im sorry. i lied.
jose-notorious-thug:if you say you didnt read this in andre 3000s voice, youre lying
universexy: read this if you want your blog to be published to 300,000+ followers♥
club-souls: If you’re reading this then it means you’re following me. Congratulations on your excellent decision.
aesthetic-music: jose-notorious-thug: if you say you didnt read this in andre 3000s voice, youre lying ☯
plagueangel95: mid-meditation: If you’re reading this you need your pussy ate Come through, my tongue skills are amazing and I promise, you will cum👅🔥💚 Yes I do
determinate: read this if you want your blog to be published to 300k+ followers♥
tattooedheartbreaker: mid-meditation: If you’re reading this you need your pussy ate nah, but for real
so i had a motherfucking unbelievably great time at vagos… not only was i able to see a great great great show from a reunion tour of one of my favourite bands, but also i had motherfucking bobby blitz (bobby blitz, holy shit!!!!!) pointing his
reaq: iguessthatscool:imnotjailbait: Kesha explaining why fans are now calling their faves “mom” lmao im dying if you’re reading this im your mom
reaq: iguessthatscool:imnotjailbait: Kesha explaining why fans are now calling their faves “mom” lmao im dying if you’re reading this im your mom no kesha is literally mom
That moment when a few months after you tell your boyfriend that you want to be proposed to at Disneyland he asks you if you prefer to go to Disneyland during the summer or winter.
bpdlullaby: hey if you’re reading this, you have my full sympathy and i hate your abuser, fuck them
heartgf: if you’re reading this, it’s a sign that things are going to be okay. you may feel alone and misunderstood or trapped in your life, but things will get better. happiness comes and goes in waves, but there is hope!! and you may feel alone
ishipeverthinglance: i-fear-what-lies-in-2019: writing-prompt-s: So… You wanna explore the Universe. If you are reading this guide, then you and any potential peers want to leave the comfort and security of your warm mother star and expand into the
itsmemacleod: If you’re online right now and reading this, you’re great, wonderful, beautiful, intelligent and need to straighten your back out.
vandigo:smurflewis:criptonite:haveyoumetmygirlfriend: turnedupp: the-girl-silhouette: vegandthelike: Please read this**** If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX:
striderlicious-booty: berndor: yellowbrickrose: reblog if u understand this inspirational message beautiful FUCK YOU MUSICAL PEOPLE AND YOUR SATANIC MUSICAL NOTES AND DEMONIC RITUALS YOU PREFORM OVER MUSIC I CANT READ MUSIC fCKIN NOTES
thehandthatfollows-deactivated2:Edging instructions:Look at the time right now. You get the minutes minus the hours to edge. If you get a negative number, slap your pussy that many times. For example: You read this when I post it at 9:00. 00-9= -9, slap
lonelystiles: if you’re reading this freaking go to the bathroom already the next post can wait your bladder can’t
This sex bot hysteria is hilarious to me. The thing is about as sentient as your smart phone. If you feel threatened by a non-sentient sex robot you either:1) Have read too much sci-fi but were too dumb to understand it.2) Like controlling what other
jose-notorious-thug: if you say you didnt read this in andre 3000s voice, youre lying
diekingdomcome: crissle: aintnosuchthingastoothick: Any nigga that doesn’t deserve you is fully aware of the fact that he doesn’t. However, if you are willing to put up with him, he will not stop you. read this. internalize it. write it on your mirror.
n3krom0-deactivated20210626:If you’re reading this I’m your tumblr crush now
Again, I hate to read angst asks about Ruby and Sapphire about them being shattered or what not so to that anon, I deleted your ask and if I get something like that again you’re instantly blocked
ganguponher: texdblstuff: It’s like your favorite song on repeat; dick in, dick out, dick in, dick out, dick in, dick out. Phoenix Marie NEVER disappoints. Phoenix Marie, if you’re reading this, PLEASE GIVE ME A CHANCE TO NOT BE DISAPPOINTED
nge:hey yall! (if youre not southern you probably cant read this)
vandigo:smurflewis: criptonite: haveyoumetmygirlfriend: turnedupp: the-girl-silhouette: vegandthelike: Please read this**** If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse.
frenzied-roses:If you’re reading this, I hope your day is as radiant as you are 💛
