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Kelley Scarlett looking thoughtfully out of the window with those massive natural brown tits of hers poking right through that dressing gown. Â Because you know that’s what girls do. Â They come out of the shower with their breasts still soaking
‘Everyone - try facesitting, because WOW!’“I want to share this story with you because it needs to be shared.So last night my boyfriend graduated and we decided that we didn’t want to go out and party with a bunch of people so we just thought
humiliation-captions-and-more: I only married you because of your tongue. Your tiny dick has no place in this marriage. I thought you understood that. Stop focusing on yourself. Lets go to bed. I am curious if you can taste the real dick that just pounde
claimmesweetly: micheals-domain: dirtystorytime: I want to learn about you. I want to know every nuance and thought that passes through your mind. I want to understand what I do that exacerbates you. You don’t know I do it on purpose, because of
I want you too, waves. But sadly, you are water. We can never be together because you don’t have a brain and are therefore incapable of sentient thought.
did-you-kno: People convince themselves of false truths because of cognitive dissonance. When a verified piece of information threatens someone’s world view or self- concept, an uncomfortable tension occurs from having two conflicting thoughts,
the-modern-courtesan: Because he knows from that look in your eyes that you are not the kind of girl that let’s rational thought get in the way of the temptation that is presented in the form of a thick, demanding, cock.
Good morning Mr C! I thought I would use your shower because your daughter is in the other one… I hope you don’t mind? Please join me, I need some help scrubbing my back! Of course you can scrub my front and anything else you want!
I’m just laughing because of the way you keep getting yourself into trouble. I thought it was going to be a long week for you in chastity, and it’s already a long two months. If you never get out that would be even funnier! Caption Credit:
teasemistress: teasebyhand: Use me for your orgasm… Oh, you thought that just because I wanted to fuck you, you’d get to cum? That’s cute. You’re only halfway through your month of chastity, slut, and your pretty little cock is only here to
So, what, you thought that because you found my online nude photos, you were going to … what, blackmail me? Seriously? Do you think if I were ashamed of those photos, I’d be posting them all over the internet? Jesus, that’s dumb. But, I guess
Be very careful about what you share on your tumblr because my wife has started using mine against me. This place is full of some of my fantasies but i never thought half of them would happen. It is a very scary and nervous road we are heading down.
edgemeforeternity: Just because you’re away baby, doesn’t mean your edging regime has to stop. I want five good edges and one really hard one before you sleep tonight. I thought this picture of, as you call it, ‘The best Bum in the world’ might
pumpernicklefagbag: m0rgasmm: someone at my school has lots of time on their hands!!! it says “Here’s some food for thought: you are not beautiful just because you are ‘thin’ or ‘thick’ or ‘perfect’ by society’s standards. You
I’m just laughing because of the way you keep getting yourself into trouble. I thought it was going to be a long week for you in chastity, and it’s already a long two months. If you never get out that would be even funnier! | Caption Credit:
christel-thoughts: bitteroreo: the-real-goddamazon: bookishboi: basedpidgeot: janellacus: jellysnack: Australian cast of The Lion King sings on a plane. Because actors are nerds no matter where they are. Are tears what you wanted because that
callieohpeee: when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people
amypoehler: Blake, I can always tell when you’re bothered because you whisper lyrics to yourself. Hip-hop specifically. I thought it was odd at first, but then I remembered your dissertation was on the fluidity of metaphor. You seem to have a particular
Guys. When you whine about how we lose guild wars because of “not enough actives”, let me give you some food for thought. Maybe, just MAYBE, you could SWIPE your screen to the left, and lo & behold - there are MORE towers to attack! With GREEN
naps-and-tortillas: College is cool because if you relax for a minute then you’re all of a sudden failing 11 classes even thought you’re only taking 5
just-shower-thoughts:Vampires suck your blood to get Vitamin D because they can’t go out in the sun themselves. Ever think about that? No. Because you only think of yourself.
iamthetwickster: jmfthefirst: aquaticwonder: Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall oh thank god, I thought you were gonna say you wanted to hang me crying
tardis-mind-palace: amoying: when you realise you’ve eaten more than the rest of your friends at a party I THOUGHT THIS SAID WHEN YOU’VE EATEN YOUR FRIENDS I WAS SO CONFUSED BECAUSE THE GIF STILL FIT
cybergay: I THROW A GIANT BUCKET OF AMINO ACIDS IN YOUR FACE AND YOU BRACE YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU’RE STUPID AND PROBABLY THOUGHT IT WOULD MELT YOUR FACE OFF BUT AMINO ACIDS ARE ACTUALLY HEALTHY VITAMINS AND I HAVE DECIEVED YOU
erin-ellingson: I think it’s the fact that if you hadn’t told me it was because of your hair color I would have never guessed it, you know? What would you have thought it was from then?
gaybdsmsex: daverednal: Aaaaaaaand SNAP! You might think snapping the key of your cage inside the lock isnt all that secure, because you can just try and twist the key while its inside. I thought so too, thats why the key you just saw me snap was
maidangela: When your roommate told you that he wouldnt be around tonight because he had ‘found him a hot little piece of ass to fuck’. You thought he would be gone all weekend. So right after he left you started dressing up. After getting dolled
centuryocean: Have you ever taken the circumference of your dick, drawn a circle on a piece of paper with said circumference, and then thought, ‘Wow, that’s how much someone’s asshole needs to stretch to fit me.’ Because it’s a lot of stretching.
just-shower-thoughts: Vampires suck your blood to get Vitamin D because they can’t go out in the sun themselves. Ever think about that? No. Because you only think of yourself.
naive-bones: it’s kind of sad when you’re just so lonely, laying in bed, just thinking and stuff and you just like need someone like really bad because its so dark and there’s too much space around you and too many thoughts that need to be shared
fujiwaranomokou:when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people
mustang-sama: shikai-of-the-4th-world: Im in tears right now laughing because all this time I thought the shipping name for Madoka x Homura was madhomo and I just found out its actually madohomu but I’m still laughing because man you guys missed out
m0rgasmm: someone at my school has lots of time on their hands!!! it says “Here’s some food for thought: you are not beautiful just because you are ‘thin’ or ‘thick’ or ‘perfect’ by society’s standards. You are beautiful when you
mindfuck69: Saying I love you or I miss you never meant so much, because goodbye was never for so long. The distance never so big. But all of it has made us stronger and made me love you more than I thought was possible. Yes I love you darling*
daughterofhungryghosts: If you haven’t yet seen it, I recorded some of my reaction to Titanic. I’m able to laugh at myself afterwards because I get so emotional, I can’t even control it. I just thought I’d share because IT MAY BE RELATABLE? But
