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rickraunch: Fag: “I love these older pics because they remind me of when I was a young fag, sucking off straight guys and I loved their whole attitude and their big dicks and how they treated me like a fag. I remember the first guy I blew and then
lixpex: Whenever I try to remember who I used to be, or what my body used to look like, my mind gets all fuzzy and confused. And then I always seem to get all horny and focused in on flexing my muscles and stroking my cock. Before too long, my cock is
ambers-obsession: tibets: remember when i dug a hole and put myself in it because i wanted to be closer to the earth and i wanted to feel like a plant and then this fucking old man came and tried to kill me i think that’s enough internet for one
Every so often I think to myself, “why don’t I ever try and do something with nice color and a half-assed attempt at a setting?” And then I try to. And I remember why I don’t. This is from an AU idea I’ve been fiddling
drugdoer: sometimes I think North Koreans might be humans who have autonomy, thoughts of their own, individual desires and wishes, and good sense, but then I remember that they are brainwashed and I’m not. I am a white western liberal and as such,
nowavvves: If you think a girl is cute and awesome and really cool and genuinely like her but won’t date her because she’s chubby or fat and you don’t want people to judge you for it then please remember you’re a piece of shit okay, promise
shinysteph:Wow I just saw a post saying that Dipper and Mabel turned 20 years old this year and I was like “WHAT NO???!!!!” And then remembered that the show aired in 2012 and takes place over one Summer so they would’ve turned 13 in
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I remember thinking that Ryu and Ken had hit peak ugliness in Street Fighter 3, and then Street Fighter 5 came out and Capcom somehow managed to make them even more ugly and I could only clap.
vox: Google News Lab has been tracking just how much people care about Jon Stewart’s departure from The Daily Show, an event that has loomed large over the internet’s news cycle for months. It’s no surprise which states care the most about the
foreveralone-lyguy: ambers-obsession: tibets: remember when i dug a hole and put myself in it because i wanted to be closer to the earth and i wanted to feel like a plant and then this fucking old man came and tried to kill me i think that’s enough
gingerhaze: grumpybilbo: #remember when eowyn thought legolas was aragorn’s boyfriend the fact that it was supposed to be Aragorn and Arwen at first and that’s what Eowyn is reacting to and then they cut Arwen out of the Helm’s Deep battle and
taijiya-hawkeye: ambers-obsession: tibets: remember when i dug a hole and put myself in it because i wanted to be closer to the earth and i wanted to feel like a plant and then this fucking old man came and tried to kill me i think that’s enough
charlubby: i remember at my old job when i told a customer i liked his shirt and he said “give me your number and i’ll tell you where to get it” i politely declined and then he tried to take it off and give it to me
johnpeter-remember-thesnowman: codenamemaximus: Oh my god. I had a dream where they asked me to play piano at Trump’s inauguration and I said I would and I got booked for 30 minutes and all I did was play “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” and then
pill-friend: If you think a girl is cute and awesome and really cool and genuinely like her but won’t date her because she’s chubby or fat and you don’t want people to judge you for it then please remember you’re a piece of shit okay, promise
gnstevenson: fearless-killjoy: Remember when Tom Hiddleston’s hair was a pack of Mr. Noodles and he dressed like a 90’s sitcom kid and he was this cute kid AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS MAGIC MOJO SHIT HAPPENS AND THEN BAM MR NOODLES TO OVARY KILLING
candiikismet: lovlae: when u go to the kitchen to get food and a drink and u bring ur food to ur room and get all comfy and then remember that u forgot ur drink so u have to go back to the kitchen to get it MEEEEEE I’ll leave that shit right
jonasbro: “Hey, Boone. Do you remember that time there was that big thunderstorm, and you were really scared, and you asked to crawl into bed with me, and I was a little weirded out, but you’re my little bro, so I said okay. And then… You tried
nobody-knows-nothing: okay i need to talk about an issue so like does anyone remember the shrek 2 dvd and how it had this: and then like…there was for no reason simon cowell and he seriously sat on a fuckin panel with shrek and fiona like this was
arletterocks: Isn’t it humbling to write hundreds and hundreds of words about sexism and gender and entitlement and then remember that “Flight of the Conchords” nailed the whole displacement-of-responsibility and nice-guy rage things in, like,
justdunsparcethings: REMEMBER THAT PART IN THE ODYSSEY WHEN ODYSEUS TOLD POLYTHEMUS THE CYCLOPS HIS NAME WAS NOBODY AND THEN HE STABBED HIM IN THE EYE WITH A GIANT STICK AND HE STARTED SCREAMING AND THE OTHER CYCLOPS YELLED FROM THEIR CAVES AND ASKED
fillmetooverflow: tinattickles: She looked down, seeing how tight his balls were drawn up, and how his thrusts had become slow and eratic, and cried out, “Remember, you can’t cum inside me!” Just then, he froze and groaned, and she felt a rush
fuckyeahtattoos: I remember being 5 years old and maxing out my library card with books on planets and getting a litter older and wanting to be an astronaut and then going on to write my first papers on the stars and planets. Astronomy was my first love
cornflakepizza: cornflakepizza: remember when jason went to a bar and ordered milk and had a babydate with a sex worker and then afterward when jason asked about her profession the first thing bruce said was that she first and foremost was deserving
lovlae: when u go to the kitchen to get food and a drink and u bring ur food to ur room and get all comfy and then remember that u forgot ur drink so u have to go back to the kitchen to get it
ahagisborn:was just Remembering how you’d be out with a friend and you’d each order a different cocktail and you’d ask “what’d you get?” and they’d read the description off the menu and you’d be like “ooh that sounds good” and then
nowavvves:If you think a girl is cute and awesome and really cool and genuinely like her but won’t date her because she’s chubby or fat and you don’t want people to judge you for it then please remember you’re a piece of shit okay, promise
Went into Ross earlier to find my dad and sister and one security officer who was working there kept looking at me and then asked me if I went to Cleveland, and that he graduated in 2012…. I was a freshmen, I can’t even remember what I ate
1dpenetrateme: OMFG GUYS BEST TWITCAM EVER!!! Remember when Niall and then he OMG and when he but the best part had to have been when he and I almost peed my pants when he and I literally had no words for this part AMEN NIALL YOU WIN BEST TWITCAM
agirlofmanywords: peacehon: agirlofmanywords: liquorinthefront: Andrea Gibson saw andrea gibson live and basically fucking died and cried the entire time sometimes I remember the time I saw her live and asked for a hug and then she asked if she
kalagangers: #remember that time when joey fell in love with phoebe’s twin sister and she was a bitch and started ignoring him #and then phoebe got so upset that she pretended to be her sister to break up with him like a real person should #and
female-feeder-fantasies: valdorsaofgallifrey: Do you remember the time when you thought you were strange, weird and a freak because of the things you thought, felt and said? And then there was the internet and you met all your little freak sisters and
Was craving cookie dough ice cream today and almost went and got it. But then I remembered yeah, I’m trying not to gain right now, and I’m going to be spending โ this weekend already so I probably should save my money. And I made the right
laikaworld:I… I remember my mommy brought me here once. We sat under the tree and she told me stories. They all had happy endings. And then those horrible men came and took me away and I never saw her again! {x}
incexxx: “You just have to put your tongue on the clit and start drawing circles, like this. And remember, girls don’t like it rough and fast from the start, start gently and then slowly escalate.- Wow sis, it sounds easier than I thought! Can
thethunderbun: nowavvves: If you think a girl is cute and awesome and really cool and genuinely like her but won’t date her because she’s chubby or fat and you don’t want people to judge you for it then please remember you’re a piece of shit
dubiousculturalartifact: Charlie called Dean and Sam ‘Rocket and Groot’ in the promo clip, and I laughed, because Sam is totally Groot. Then I remembered Rocket’s quote “I didn’t ask to be torn apart and put back together, over and over,
anabundanceofcolor: ruinedchildhood: Remember when spongebob committed murder, and bubble buddy just stood there and watched And then we later found out Bubble Buddy was sentient and could move. So he could have helped that guy, and CHOSE NOT TO
caninevillain: i remember i took latin in high school and the first latin textbook had stories about the same family and characters and it talked about their lives and stuff so youd get attached to them and then in the final story mount vesuvius erupted
fuckinglesbian: fuckyeahtattoos: I remember being 5 years old and maxing out my library card with books on planets and getting a litter older and wanting to be an astronaut and then going on to write my first papers on the stars and planets. Astronomy
I remember once this roofing guy came to my door and was like bleh bleh I’ll fix your roof and I was like no and then he started flirting with me and said he was doing the neighbours house tomorrow and what coffee did I drink cause he is gonna bring
fail-boat: woody112704: seanernaut: thetomhiddlestonpage: Ya know sometimes I’m having a good day and just enjoying myself then I remember that otters in the amazon can reach 6 feet in length and take down and eat adult Jaguars and anacondas and
calivy: Cum is the best taste ever. Men’s cum, women’s cum….its my favorite thing to lick and taste and eat and swallow. So when I noticed how wet I was - and still am - this morning, I thought “ooh video” and then remembered I can’t do those
sometimes i wish Nepeta and Sollux had more interactions ((that we could have seen)) but then i remember that he and she ((and Fef)) are having ghostly pirate adventures and kicking it and i smile
i remember when my parents used to do easterstuff like my brother and I had baskets and we’d leave them out and then we’d come back on easter sunday and they would be filled with candy and shit one easter we werent doing so good financially
viria: You no longer live as cattle, will you rise and join the battle? I just found this song, and GODS, listen to it. hahahahaa I wanted to show the contrast and made myself sad again ;________; Then I remembered Marco and Jean like 15-16 and made
