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oliveoilorangejuice: have you ever not liked someone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all then they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you just kind of freeze and think oh oh no
thechamberofsecrets: earlier today i was thinking about the thousands of girls who post videos on youtube reviewing makeup and talking about their fav products and making tutorials and how no girl has ever once done it just to impress men like literally
feed off porn mommy’s addictive pornmilk, baby. that’s it. pump yourself dumb just like that and say MOOOOOOO. good, addict. you latched on just like lola told you to. your addiction is so absolute. feels good to have no control. nnghhhh
festive-omorashi: I’m watching a comedy thing on Netflix and the comedian just made a joke that ended like “I promise you no one is seeing a girl peeing her pants and getting turned on by it” and I just….
devilbunnii: rivainibabe: thatpettyblackgirl: Sickening. Horrifying. White women. White women are legit just as evil and dangerous as white men. They will weaponize their own white fragility and white tears to play the victim.
UGH WHY CAN’T GUYS EVER LOOK AT ME LIKE THIS Because just like Rapunzel, you aren’t looking at them when they do. ^you my friend have just opened my eyes #dear everyone who thinks no one notices them guys this is off topic and i don’t
primordialsandstonedevice:space just doesnt even mean anything. like i cant actually even understand how big the sun itself is. this is just concepts to me at this point. nothing means anything. life is a game and there are no rules
princess-kameron: When people tell me I wasn’t born female, I love to pull things up like this. This is what I look like- no surgery, no crazy body modifications, just hrt. I am very thankful I was blessed with the looks and body I do have, because
badblud: pokemonmasterkimba: shingeki-no-twerkteam: #People who don’t know where this is from #would never guess #these 2 just murdered 3 people #like Mikasa looks shaken up ‘we just killed those dudes’ and Eren’s like ‘haha yeahhhhh we
runningclevergirl: escapedosmil: NO YOU DID NOT JUST FUCKING PUT THIS INTO MY LIFE LIKE ITS SOME KIND OF GAME OR SOMETHING.ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? THIS IS SOME NEXT LEVEL ALBERT EINSTEIN SHIT AND YOU JUST THREW IT INTO MY LIFE LIKE A BAG OF LEAVES
Jean has a meltdown right before they do the frickle frackle and is all “IS THIS CONSTITUTING AS CHEATING I’M REALLY REALLY NERVOUS” and Eren just kinda barges in to grab his DS charger and is like “no I’m in on it have a
imwello: You look hella pretty, Armin because sometimes you just need pillow forts and fairy lights and not destruction, blood and chaos(i’m sorry he’s not exactly putting them in, it just evolved into something like this) (i’ll be drawing more
pennhurst: spending 300 hours developing characters that arent even main characters liking them more than your main characters
there is no other side. this is it.
paradox221bbakerstreet: I’m so amused because when Steven Spielberg was making Jurassic Park he’s like ‘I want 10 ft’ velociraptors and everyone else is like ‘Steven no, they weren’t that big’ and he’s just like ‘well damn imma put
primordialsandstonedevice:space just doesnt even mean anything. like i cant actually even fucking understand how big the sun itself is. this is just concepts to me at this point. nothing means anything. life is a game and there are no rules
trained-chimpanzee: uptownfunkyouup: intel-i386: uptownfunkyouup: intel-i386: someone: I don’t listen to Beyon- tumblr user: The amount of ppl reblogging this like “I’ve been through this 😫😫😫😫” is so ridiculous lmao like sorry
daddyslittleftm: just-shower-responses: just-shower-thoughts: CPR is like sex, even bad CPR is better than no CPR. man i dont know about you but im pretty sure bad cpr is much less preferable to bad sex, since one depends on your fucking life and the
one-mandrinkinggamess: In social issues class today our professor held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all “that’s not right” and he turned it around and
glitterhag: oliveoilorangejuice: have you ever not liked someone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all then they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you just kind of freeze and think oh oh no I distantly
theicarustheory: You know what’s funny its like 90% of you really wanted the blood-orange parody and so secretly did I so here you go. SNK: The Documentary will now be my life force so go ahead and just feed my brain. (Also, y’all don’t have to
dickclops: my dad just asked came over and asked me what i was so focused on drawing and this was on the screen and he was like, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SOME SORT OF SICK JOKE. WELL IT ISNT FUNNY YOUNG LADY. and so i was like, “no dad, its not what
one-mandrinkinggamess: one-mandrinkinggamess: In social issues class today our professor held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all “that’s not right” and
eleganceinviolet: one-mandrinkinggamess: In social issues class today our professor held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all “that’s not right” and he turned
bandsareprettyrad: it sucks being single and awkward because all you see is cute couples and you’re just there like making bad jokes and laughing by yourself.
destructi0n-is-creation: some graffiti I found downtown the other day. I don’t know why, but I really liked it. it’s just so enticing. I have no idea what happened and I never will.
fuckin-kisses: world-islove: 500daysofemily: this is great because i bet that’s what they felt like. Like everything else in the world had stopped and it was just the two of them. So freaking cute i’m sad I’m gonna fucking cry I can’t wait
dreamingofdoctorwho: dreamingofdoctorwho: DO YOU EVER MISS PEOPLE THAT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW LIKE “WOW THAT PUNK GUY WHO STOOD IN FRONT OF ME IN THE LINE FOR THAT TOUR AND WE SHARED A LAUGH, MAN THAT GUY WAS COOL I MISS HIM” LIKE WHAT IS THAT JUST
erraticartist: cupsnake: You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs but then suddenly ZOOP fucking green herrons What the fuck
seselapod: I THINK MY FAVORITE THING IS WHEN PEOPLE GET REALLY MAD OR FRUSTRATED OR SAD IN THEIR TAGS AND YELL ABOUT HOW UPSET THEY ARE IN ALL CAPS AND THEYRE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE THAT TAG REGULARLY SO IT’S JUST ALL THIS SCREAMING AND THEN LIKE fandom
lomonette: sweatyscrotum: I’m not like other girls!XD I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama. Oh my god, i hate sluts! Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so
syndullas: Be more like the super sweet complimentary girl you’ve met in every club bathroom. Tell other women you like their outfits, or that their eyeliner is on point, or that they have a walk like a valkyrie. Life is too short and too hard not
slayboybunny: one time I went to a gamestop and as I walked in the employee was like “cooking mama is over there!” and snickered with his friend and I was so pissed because 1) I was there to pick up diablo III and 2) cooking mama is an excellent
lyrasoxford:troylerfranta:The fact that 15 year old girls are looking at Christian Grey and thinking that he is the perfect man and that him and Anastasia have a healthy relationship is a sickening and terrifying thought.I mean like, I get this, and I
calleo:i-am-a-mushroom:i-am-a-mushroom:i-am-a-mushroom: i-am-a-mushroom: My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow and it has a stripe
lomonette: sweatyscrotum: I’m not like other girls!XD I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.Oh my god, i hate sluts! Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird. All
bpd-bear: i honestly cant remember anything from like a week ago like everything is such a blur and i have this problem all the time am i the only one with this issue like is this a borderline thing
mysterymeat237: whenever someone say channing tatum is attractive i feel like i am the victim of a very elaborate truman show style prank and nothing is real and my whole family and everyone i know is actors
gvnkin: primordialsandstonedevice:space just doesnt even mean anything. like i cant actually even fucking understand how big the sun itself is. this is just concepts to me at this point. nothing means anything. life is a game and there are no rules
Seriously- I don’t get why there is so much hate for folks with fetishes. Like I just saw a post on FB about how terrible and creepy a foot fetish is. Like calm down- it doesn’t hurt anyone, honestly it’s safer than PIV sex (no risk
ibedrawingstuff: ibedrawingstuff: do gems get coldnot this oneshe has a blanket Can I just say the best thing ever is when I make art and after it gets no notes and I’m all sad like a week later people start reblogging it and I just think wow they
primordialsandstonedevice: space just doesnt even mean anything. like i cant actually even fucking understand how big the sun itself is. this is just concepts to me at this point. nothing means anything. life is a game and there are no rules
sapphiccowboy:a lot of people call zenyatta “zen” or “zenny” in the fandom so just. imagine genji and zenyatta meeting hanzo and genji introduces zenyatta as “zen” and hanzo is confused like “just zen?” and zenyatta goes “no it
