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#I KNOW I’VE ALREADY LOST MY SHIT IN TAGS ABOUT THIS SCENE BUT#LAST TIME IT WAS ONLY THE LEGOLAS AND GIMLI BITS AND TBH I LIKE #FORGOT???? #ABOUT HOW IT’S ARAGORN THAT HAS TO KNOCK LEGOLAS’S BOW DOWN #AND BE LIKE ‘CHILL BRO’ #and it just
The “Draw all your past and present OTPs and die of shame” project, part 4/??: Yuuri/Wolfram (Kyou kara Maou!)Shipping status: I shipped this harder than I’ve ever shipped anything when I was 15 so I don’t think I can ever get
lalaynicorn: This scene broke my heart in two ㅠㅠㅠ Yhis scene was wonderful because i think the entire cinema as a collective KNEW what was coming… And when it happens we were all just like, you little shitbag we knew it! We knew you’d
At first I was like “Awww, what adorable little cosplayers!” And then I was like “…holy shit do I feel old.”
vanyrld: scarpucci: STICK ‘EM UP Holy Shit! If this happened to me and I was the Clerk I would have my ass in the air and begging to be fucked instantly. (Calgary, AB) That cock looks exactly like my biggest dildo that I ride hard and wish was a
I think people are gonna hate me for this, but i remember someone asking me for a good Batgirl story, and here’s the thing, if you want to read a GOOD Batgirl story, you will to see the back issues of Batman “No Man’s Land” in there you will see
Oh boy, my first day of therapy was really fine, i need to step down a notch my cynicism to enjoy things (and i do that) also the woman who is my therapist likes the walking dead so… we have a common ground… and i’m the first “comic
So… the whole war was because Emma was hurting because Scott died, and also the mutants lost the war, and the moongirl saves the day by creating a machine that clean the terrigen mist or something like that.Plus Medusa fucked up Emma’s face and
typecozey: typecozey: I talk to myself way too much like I’ll be pumping gas or in the grocery store, then I’ll be thinking about some dumb meme that was like “spare dick sir?” And say it out loud to myself and be like “that shit killed me”
feelboss: a-spoon-is-born: kakaphoe: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: leviathan-supersystem: merely saying “hp lovecraft was racist” doesn’t really capture the scope of it, like most people hear that and they go “yeah no shit it was like 100 years
the-snowflake-owl:cassandraemeraldsong:rose quartz went 5000 years without ANY romantic involvement with humans.5000 Y E A R S. no romance like at all.and then one day she saw gregTHIS guyand was like“holy shit”That was the hottest creature she’s
i remember when i was a kid and my grandma would try and get me to eat “american food” and i’d be like “what is this weird shit lol” and now im an adult and i’m looking at japanese and chinese food like “what
howre you injected with nanites and you got a cosmonaut with a fire hard-on and a double jointed spider man and your husband is a bonafide spirit medium with genuine spiritual powers in a world where even the vampires are filled with nanomachines but
onenefes: stay-human: I keep seeing this picture and people being oh so impressed by it acting like Dubai’s Sheikhs are miracle workers or some shit. And all that skyline does is make me want to throw up. Do you understand how all of this was built?
ok so minor spoilers or whatever, but after you beat goro they start talking all this shit about how he’s amazing and how he only lost because he was ganged up on and blah de blah blah and it’s like… no he’s not. his boss fight was less difficult
@tokyotk bruh you got me on skype, you ain’t got shit to worry about if you want my sterling company. i just ain’t used this shit in like 3 days and it felt like i was missing nothing, that’s got to mean something.
hardshrimp: “Well, well, well. Looks like someone was playing with Daddy’s toys” Shit! It was his Dad’s voice! He’d been caught in his parents bedroom playing with their handcuffs. But why was he still hard? And why was his hole suddenly twitching?
ratboigles replied to your post: rofl my cousin is still wearing diapers w..what.. she is too lazy to go take a shit/piss/clean her bloody pads so her mom told her to wear diapers and she did and has been since she was like 15 or some shit idk
callmekitto: ARE YOU SHITTIN ME RIGHT NOW LIKE LITERALLY ALL SHE SAID WAS YEAH MAKE IT PRETTY WITH LIKE, PINKS AND PURPLES AND STUFF MAYBE OTHER COLORS IDK AND HE JSUT FUCKING HE JUTS DID IT HE JUST DID IT AND DIDN’T EVEN CARE HE JUJST DID IT IN LeSS
kotetsu-san: “You don’t know anything about him! Never talk like that about him! I’ve never met any other person like Fire, who is strong like a man but also warm and gentle like a woman. There isn’t a more wonderful person than he is!”
spaced0utcyd: blackboyjoy: I can 1000% see how earlier civilizations saw this shit and was like “yeah that god mad af at us” And I can see how they would look around and be like “ay someone should go up and say sorry” 👀
kangaya: ppl dog on when amethyst was gonna use the bat on pearl but its like cmon now amethyst slugged the SHIT out of garnet and she didnt even flinch i doubt it wouldve been much more effective on pearl i mean shits not even magical or anything. a
bruthas4bruthas: This is one of my favorite Jerk Off videos!!! I really like how the dude was stroking dat dick before he started to lick and suck on that shit. Busted all that milk and cream out, caught that shit and had homie running. Once he kept
fatedsong: Dude, so I was watching Card Captor Sakura and they were going against the SAND CARD so then Sakura used the WATERY CARD and then Syaoran used the FREEZE CARD beating the card, then I was like well shit. I remembered about Fairy Tail and
shinykonyta: terreverte: cake gifs are you fuckin kiddin me like what kinda people just captions this ‘cake gifs’ and walks away this shit fucking put a spell on me i was unable to look away it was wild start to fucking finish that looks like REAL
speedyturtlebutt: hauntu4ever: natsui: how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit THIS I was reading a smutty fic on the bus
all i want in life is for tsukki to treat his brother like he was the fucking sun again. and akiteru just babbling sth that sounds vaguely like ‘kei’ repeatedly as he gets all teary eyed b/c omg kei do u forgive me ilysm and they hug and kiss and
what if iwadai au where they go to the same college and they’re fucking swOLE. like they wanted to reinvent themselves or some shit and freshman year they’re fucking ripped.. or some shit. dai with thighs that could kill, abs sculpted by the gods
also noah fence but do people not realize that there are game modes outside of comp bc i lit had someone say to me when i recently started playing comp and was only in gold go “almost level 600 and still in gold.” like okay first of all, binch, i
gnstevenson: fearless-killjoy: Remember when Tom Hiddleston’s hair was a pack of Mr. Noodles and he dressed like a 90’s sitcom kid and he was this cute kid AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS MAGIC MOJO SHIT HAPPENS AND THEN BAM MR NOODLES TO OVARY KILLING
taylor-ruth: i had a generous sample packet of this in my purse and i did not know it was 300 dollar face cream i thought it was i don’t know my roommate buys a lot of shit from sephora and i thought it was like.. 30 dollar serum whatever you know
twinkleofafadingstar:Remember that one time the US Govt stole from the Lakota people land that was literally sacred it was a holy site like it had massive spiritual significance and then carved the faces of white men into it I feel like that’s emblematic
tarynel: kingjaffejoffer: jamdale: kingjaffejoffer: Just left my mom’s house and was driving down the street and saw someone walking and I liked her body so of course I was leering. Then the woman turns and looks in the direction of of my car
intheworldofjazjae: prettyboyshyflizzy: When you was just doing this to get your tv newtwork popping, Said dumb unelectable shit for months and actually win the shit He looks nervous, like “wow, now I really gotta do this shit.”
puffsaddy: treygotguap: singularbra: treygotguap:I want a bitch that gon give me head without me even askingYo, what’s up I like long walks on the beach and giving you random bjs. Bitch idgaf what u like to do.. long walk ya ass outta here good
herunweddedhusband: taint3ed: taint3ed: Three stages of boobs. Oh on my damn dash. I was like these tits nice and then I was like oh shit these are mine LMAO only you would forget your own boobs
rhumbarat: tumblr has recommended me blogs before but it was always just like arts and crafts media college feel good comic shit, this is the first time it was like “here is some tony the tiger porn you fucking furry” OH CRAP LOOK WHAT YOU FURRIES
harrysthefather: harrysthefather: i asked this teen couple at starbucks to watch my shit while i went to piss and they were like ok and im like thanks and when i came back they were gone and this was left on my comptuer u think im joking dont u
onizenmaru: Can I just say that I love that everyone’s headcanon for kide!Ja’far was the he was a stoic, silent assassin, but then Sinbad no Boken came out and he was shown to be a foul-mouthed little shit and I’d just like to thank the mangaka
harrysthefather: i asked this teen couple at starbucks to watch my shit while i went to piss and they were like ok and im like thanks and when i came back they were gone and this was left on my comptuer
strugglingtobeheard: two ladies in the grocery store were about to fight, they was yelling at each other. two asian women. at first i thought they were just being loud and talking from a distance and then i was like… oh shit, they arguing. and i’m
neither could i cuz he terrorized the ladies in the house and i hated that shit. but like idk, i still thought he could get it. mind you i was in the 4th or 5th grade… thinking shit like this… bye. lol
barebackbambi: Hi all! Oh my god after what felt like years of waiting, FB finally got his shit together and fucked me last night. And holy fuck, it was hot. So we had a hockey game last night and it was a really intense game so both of our emotions
Sooo story time. I was in a bar fight once. And I cannot confidently say I won’t be in one again. Someone punched my big after the girl was being a bitch and shoving past us and my big dropped a shoulder during it so the girl took it as fight time
dirtgay: dirtgay: my photoshop went hog wild ape shit because it was trying to restore some files that i left unsaved the last time i was using photoshop. and it was frozen for like 10 mins before finally collecting itself and showing me this single
jackwhitevevo: once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes
snaxattacks: jaseon: Beautiful. It’s finally acceptable to ship cities. Man I had a basketball game in boring once. Shit was terrible and every girl on they squad was like 5'7" + and this was fuckin middle school.
nikikittenniki: I was hanging out in the alley behind Harbour Freight Tools on bell and the 51 freeway with my butt plug in while Scott was collecting box s and I was acting like a slutty kitten who dosnt give a shit about what’s going on around me
thebuddhistescort: bustnuttington: i never realized how fucked up myself, as a young girl, being with significantly older men was until I reached the age those men were at and saw girls/boys in that younger age range and to me all i saw were children
my friend was talking about something with someone else on her wall on facebook and mentioned something about the number 102 and so I jumped into the convo and asked her if it was her waist size because I’m a fucking hilarious bitch. she gun kill
agayjason-deactivated20220708:Earlier today in a scene my domme was degrading me and making fun of me for wanting to cum and they were like “have you ever heard of a fleshlight that cums??? Of course not, now be a good toy” and holy shit holy shit
