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privatefamilytime: I whistled and said, “You look good enough to eat.” She just looked over her shoulder and winked at me. As if to say “Do something about it.” Don’t mind if I do, I thought as I walked up behind my older sister and pushed
0riginal-sluts: This is my brother two years ago. We were at the park, just me and him, and he turned to me and said “Kayla, don’t you ever wish there were no bad people in the world?” I thought it to be a funny thing for a 5 year old to say, but
hidden-scars-will-kill: this is my brother two years ago. we were at the park, just me and him, and he turned to me and said “kayla, don’t you ever wish there were no bad people in the world?” i thought it to be a funny thing for a 5 year old to
laurensilkhotwife: It came as a huge surprise when your girlfriend told you she wanted to take a break. You thought things had been going so well but she said she was confused and needed time to figure out her feelings. You didn’t want to smother
imtoolameformyself: via unknown: this is my brother two years ago. we were at the park, just me and him, and he turned to me and said “kayla, don’t you ever wish there were no bad people in the world?” i thought it to be a funny thing for a 5 year
optimisticrealisticandfree: bluem-oon: this is my brother two years ago. we were at the park, just me and him, and he turned to me and said “kayla, don’t you ever wish there were no bad people in the world?” i thought it to be a funny thing for
this is my brother two years ago. we were at the park, just me and him, and he turned to me and said “kayla, don’t you ever wish there were no bad people in the world?” i thought it to be a funny thing for a 5 year old to say, but shrugged it off.
“You look surprised”, she said… “You really thought I needed you to do some plumbing work?” The special latex sheet and the glistening oil on my neighbor’s skin told me she had other plans for us!
So, Mr C, we all thought we could share your nice big bed. And your daughter said you sleep in the nude, so we figured it would be easier if we all did. Looks like you like the idea, awesome! We can all snuggle up and see what happens!
to-her-darkness: chubby-bunnies: Hi, my name’s Erin. I’m 22 and this is a picture of me and the man I thought I was in love with. He left me to sleep with skinnier more attractive women because I disgusted him. All said in his own words. And you
teachmyskin: JK Rowling walked onto the set of a Harry Potter film and saw Daniel Radcliffe looking extremely beat up. She thought his makeup was real and asked, “Oh my gosh, what happened?” He turned to her and said boldly, “As if you don’t
schoolyards: thelunaticyouarelookingfor: sernacht: So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said? “Do not come any closer.”
thelunaticyouarelookingfor: sernacht: So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said? “Do not come any closer.” Now that’s
thelunaticyouarelookingfor:sernacht: So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said? “Do not come any closer.” Now that’s a
I whistled and said, “You look good enough to eat.” She just looked over her shoulder and winked at me. As if to say “Do something about it.” Don’t mind if I do, I thought as I walked up behind my older sister and pushed
thelunaticyouarelookingfor: sernacht: So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said? “Do not come any closer.” Now
frankiebuscemi: lnnea: So for 17 years of his life my boyfriend thought that quiche was pronounced quicky and so once we were at a bakery with his mum and I was like what are you having and he said he wanted a quicky His mum laughed so hard she went
sernacht: So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said? “Do not come any closer.”
godtricksterloki: ireallyhatechemistry: I remember watching this episode as a kid and being neutral to it and thinking, “Oh, dead kittens arrive in bags.” Years later I saw this again and thought back to the first reaction I had and said, “You
In other news a cute boy said to me “you look upset” and I was taken aback cos I thought I was hiding it well (it was some work stuff) and no one’s read me that well before and I only met him a few days ago and saw him a few times prior
masterlovehurts: “Fuck! Your wife thought your pasty ass would pay off the debt? Well, I’m gonna use the living fuck out of you and send you back a drooling, fucked out, used up mess. And that bitch is still gonna owe me,” Jordan said to the man
squidbiscuit:I made the mistake of answering the door because I thought it was my DHL package and it was actually church people and I got flustered because even after I said I wasn’t interested she suddenly asked “If you were to die today are you
sernacht: So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said? “Do not come any closer”
mayaliicious: Here comes a thought that might alarm you;what someone said, and how it harmed you. This episode means A LOT for mean,so of course I had to make a drawing of it! This is my first time drawing Sapphire, and it was really fun!I also played
blaineandersad: my parents said they were leaving and i started playing bump n grind really loudly because i thought they’d left and after finishing the first 30 seconds my dad was like ‘we’re still here’ ‘are you hiding a guy up there and
bloodymane: m4rsh-m4lloe: hakun4—matata: jenntle: this is my brother two years ago. we were at the park, just me and him, and he turned to me and said “kayla, don’t you ever wish there were no bad people in the world?” i thought it to be a
lomaskett: bluem-oon: this is my brother two years ago. we were at the park, just me and him, and he turned to me and said “kayla, don’t you ever wish there were no bad people in the world?” i thought it to be a funny thing for a 5 year old to
i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp: Orion nodded softly and watched him go to the fridge. He thought about what he wanted got a moment before smiling. “Beer, if you have any please.” He said as he moved closer to Havoc. “So, Jean, what are you going
acstlu: maypul-syrup: @acstlu said that if you get too close to Lizette she’ll run up a tree so I guess I had to use disembodied appendages whoops :3c just imagine that it’s you and you also have huge hands I finished this faster than I thought I
clarkwaters: I will, dont worry. But, I did notice something is going on between you and Jordan…and I just got back! What is this? I thought the two of you were really close? Oh um.. I said something that hurt him. I didn’t mean to hurt him,
parparin: I couldn’t sleep last night I lay in my bed and the dark stared at me with eyes full of question marks. I thought of You. I wondered if You were awake also, thinking of me, denying love. I cried. Remember how I said I would not cry for You?
baku: baku: baku: last night i had a dream where i died and went to heaven and i was sat in a room with my mother, and it turns out i had life stats. one of the stats was ‘times you sexually thought about vore’ and it said ‘73 times’ and my
midnightabsinthe:- I know you’re feeling a bit strange right now, aren’t you? I know your thoughts are so clouded and your mind so weak - she said, swinging the wine glass between her fingers.What’s happening? It’s so weird…- Before you ask:
midnightabsinthe: - I know you’re feeling a bit strange right now, aren’t you? I know your thoughts are so clouded and your mind so weak - she said, swinging the wine glass between her fingers.What’s happening? It’s so weird…- Before you
quantumsatis: There’s something to be said about the dark. How in the absence of light your thoughts always turn to those depraved fantasies that shame you later. The ones that make you blush furiously and shock you into silence when they come. The
ps4official: i was on the phone with my friend and i said “HECK YOU" really loudly as a joke and my dad heard and since english is his second language he thought heck is some really bad word and now every time he gets really angry he whispers
“Yes, you have to wear the pink one. Why? Because Mommy said so, that’s why. Is that clear enough for you?…good. I thought so. Now Marcus will be here in about 30 minutes. You’re going to greet him at the door, curtsey, and offer
ironicllyspeaking: jukadiie: desheg93: I recently told my dad that i thought i was gay and he said ” i don’t care about what you think you are. I love who you. Gay, straight, bisexual, single or in a relationship, it does not change the fact that
mymmmmasquerade: samantherijane: mymmmmasquerade: sissy-beth-fun: So damn hot and sexy!!! OMG! xxxxx I said I would have a spread for you in the Park. You thought a picnic? Well…you can still eat…mmmm Its been out that long its started to
thebooknotthemovie: just-shower-thoughts: Netflix needs an “ending soon” feature based on stuff you’re in the middle of watching so it doesn’t just disappear on you one day. I was watching iron man and halfway through it stopped and said that
sandsvendor100: Some Of You Fools And People On This Web Site: “Oh I Eat Green Leafs, Look At Me I Believe Everything Said On Televisions, I Love To Watch Stupid And Lying Videos And Get Them Sucked Up Into My Brain And Thoughts” Me Seymour Wisely
remote-controlled-watermelon: i just thought of somethingsometimes if you hurt someone’s feelings you cant really use “it’s just a joke” as an excuse bc likewhat if i hit you with a stick and just said “it’s just a stick!”well if swung
ps4official: khaelabby: ps4official: i was on the phone with my friend and i said “HECK YOU" really loudly as a joke and my dad heard and since english is his second language he thought heck is some really bad word and now every time he gets
littlesisterwish: First my brother brought out the twister board which I thought was weird because it was just the two of us and then he brought out oil. I asked him what we were gonna do, and he just said “I’ll give you a hundred bucks if you don’t
yessiraustralia-again: “Daddy?”“Yes, baby.”“Um. You know how you told me that I could ask you about anything that turned me on and we’d talk about it?” she said.“Yes,” I answered.“I have this idea. I’ve thought about it lots.
adreamthatshalfawake: Morgan rewatches OTH and turns into an emotional mess:2x22 The Tide That Left And Never Came BackThere’s no one in town I know,You gave us some place to go,I never said thank you for that,I thought I might get one more chance.
ohrackham: Ygritte had looked so angry he thought she was about to strike him. “All of us,” she said. “You too. You’re no crow now, Jon Snow. I swore you weren’t, so you better not be.” She pushed him back against the trunk of a tree and
As Lauren was about to get into the water, Mr. Crude asked, “Do you think it’s a good idea to get those jewels wet? There are chemicals in the water, you know.”Lauren paused and thought a moment and then said, “Right, I probably shouldn’t.”
Cindy was bent over and resting her elbows on his desk as Mr. Crude walked in to his office. She casually looked at him and said, “There’s a rumor going around that you might need a new administrative assistant, so I thought I’d let you know that
contexxxt: “Oh, you’re up earlier than I thought… good, I made breakfast for you.” she said with a giggle, “… and then we can work up an appetite for lunch if you feel up to it.” Tyler wasn’t sure what exactly happened last night, but
I’m angry because I’m heartbroken. I cannot be heartbroken over someone I chose to break up with, over someone who cut me out of his life because, as he said, “For one thing, when I talk to you, you monopolize my thoughts and emotions. And then
beautifullymadesteph: Momma said if a boy really really likes you he will pursue you with a thoughtful heart, gentle spirit, and give you his undivided attention.
