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laurelgienah

woman I find beautiful

somethingnotclaimedyet

repressed lust

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KaseOz

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Kentucky Fried Chic

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Smile now, cry later.

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love beefy dad bear

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fries before guys

laurelgienah

REBLOG IF U LIKE......

abom82

MY LIFE

mrsinner

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nicegent28

Big Girl Lover Forever

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Bimmer Boy

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Nothing

box132

情熱のキスを一つ

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CharPanties

charpanties

Senki Nem Olyan, Mint Mi Voltunk

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Sex Addict

ryujisan

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j-doubledown

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nobadywhoknow

happy days.

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dopegalore

dopegalore

Maine, The way life should be

mainely-me

MIGURRRL

mig3rl

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Albert Ramirez

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Elhyus

elhyus

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demonhunting: officialannakendrick: could you please put your crying kid on vibrate I CANT STOP LAUGHING BC I JUST IMAGINE THIS KID SCREAMING ANDTHE MOM PULLS A REMOTE OUT OF HER MOM-BAG AND PRESSES A BUTTON AND THE CHILD JUST STARTS TO VIOLENTLY SHAKE

vvankinq: narcimallows: hamburgay: blinking is like clapping for your eyes just remember that ur eyelids are always applauding u and cheering u on even if nobody else is This website is so inspirational

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urlannoying: fixed it

Idk What My Blog Type Is Either

eridick-amporna: spoopy-mello: saxyspooky: I have seduced many people with the soothing sound of my baritone sax. I AM CRYING I PLAYED THIS WHILE I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DOING HOMEWORK AND MY MOM ASKED WHAT THAT NOISE WAS SO I TOLD HER I FARTED AND

legend-of-laurel: singeranimal: melmariesparrow: Bard looked more like Orlando Bloom than Orlando Bloom looked like Orlando Bloom I was almost like “yeah that’s because Bard was played by discount Orlando Bloom” but then I realized that Orlando

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lolsofunny: dailygradvice: How to tell your parents you’re pregnant? (lol here!)

cucumberbatchin: do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off

keepmesmilingforever: rocknrollercoaster: Our African Wedding My wife and I just had our African wedding celebration with her side of the family. It was off the charts. This is too adorable

keybl4d3: i’m the most annoying person on the planet don’t be friends with me

glitterweave: same

cherabby: “Man humans are lame why don’t we have like wings/horns/etc” Humans can’t even handle having different skin colors how well do you really think that would go

potterlovermore: animalcrossingofficial: animalcrossingofficial: im going to start a facebook fight on a one direction fan page what have you done

Idk What My Blog Type Is Either

razzmapandas: rebby: deanckles: shawty had them apple man pants?

patchpatch93: worldwidetag: currentss-c0nvulssive: devildoll: are you fucking kidding me Her kindergarten teacher must be so proud.

legend-of-laurel: nachosinthetardis: critterkittens: egberts: I didn’t know how else to show you but this is an x-ray of penguin knees pENGUING ARE SQUATTING AT ALL TIMES nO WONDER THEY FUCKING WADDLE U TRY WALKING WHILE SQUATTING quick someone

reblog if your name isn't Ashley.

fuck-me-on-the-wild-side: Me explaining my music taste to my friends

perks-of-being-chinese: little blood orange riding hood

f-u-c-k-e-rr: murdock: Running gags x

elvistiel: bubblyambii: My cousin got hit by a truck. He’s fine nothing broken but he has the sickest bruise ever!! Like holy shit you can see the outline of his muscles and bones on his chest? This thing is awesome. I told him he should get it tatted

personasanta: does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

the-streeets: onlytheilluminatisurvive: there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long ass time to realize that this is so fucking true holy shit Yeah, took me a long time too,

condorn: I love the fact that my sister just turned 12 so everytime she says something stupid I just say “shut up ur like 12” and she gets pissed off and walks away

kaorux: I have put together a few of the posts where people have been incredibly smooth I feel like everyone else on this website knows how to form a smooth pickup line, and I just, no. Teach me your ways

elfpowur: hey i know this goes without saying but u should never look in anyones sketchbook or notebook without their permission!!! there could be personal stuff in there or maybe they just dont want to show u their drawings or what they have written!!!

jadeitor: not-your-wonderwall: tammy—k: every single one of these posts are gold puuuuure gold

A Little Corner Of My Mind

missy-jules: if someone says, “it’s getting hot in here” and your immediate reaction isn’t, “SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES” you have lived your life wrong

tablespoons: loling-in-the-deep: imagine if your name was a swear word motherfucker can you please come down to the office omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word shut the brittany up go chris yourself

clockwork-superwholockian: superlockedhogwartianinthetardis: the-unpopular-opinions: I am biased against this because I used to be the smart kid but I do not find this to be funny at all. When I “finally” failed a test, all of my classmates except

waterfallfish: I’M SORRY I’M NOT INTERESTING OR FUNNY OR PRETTY I’M JUST KINDA HERE

brxkenpetal: ☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁

jakemalik: thanks mom

getthisoff: Everyone has a shirt that we like wearing too much

fandom-inc: fandom-inc: im great at texting if u think about it this is kinda a summary of tumblr actually

svvitzerland: and we cant stop

reallyrude: euoria: esscence: madenbrookland: preppyandclassy: lost-moonlight: finding-shanti: fapwizard: nonesense-world: this is probably one of the sexiest gifs ever hollllllllllly. Holy sweet baby jesus now this man is either dead or

smohkei: flaurix: bronzhe: punkgrl: underthecarolinamoon: Men put a lot of things in their truck beds—but the sweetest, undoubtedly is a bunch of cozy old quilts for nights like these. this is a dream perfect date 👌 this is such a cute thing

10knotes: pleatedjeans: Dog Owners Will Understand (21 Pics)

hotboyproblems: pros of christmas: food presents moRE FOOD!!!! cons of christmas: getting fat family events reacting to presents

lubricates: lubricates: PEOPLE WHO MAKE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR STATUSES ON FACEBOOK A TEXT POST FROM TUMBLR AND THEN PRETEND LIKE THEY CAME UP WITH IT MAKE ME SO MAD are you fucking kidding me i literally JUST posted this

allthese-obsessions: tomhiddleston-gifs: Best of Mr Thomas William Hiddleston for 2013 choosen by you (aka “most popular gifsets of 2013”) and last one choosen by me. Bonus : One of the pictures I took of him when I met him on May, 22th 2013

truneet: Jason Martin - Sloe, 2013

Express yourself

charmancler: do u ever stretch and it makes u feel like u got ur life together

solluxander: can you illegally download sleep

nookirby: Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.

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