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laurelgienah

woman I find beautiful

somethingnotclaimedyet

repressed lust

fsckit

KaseOz

kaseoz

Kentucky Fried Chic

merryjae

Smile now, cry later.

bledh

Sin título

belamy100

꽃

voulx

love beefy dad bear

ganash50

yesitsm3

yesitsm3

fries before guys

laurelgienah

REBLOG IF U LIKE......

abom82

MY LIFE

mrsinner

nicegents_babes

nicegent28

Big Girl Lover Forever

biggirlloverforever

Bimmer Boy

andrewisagentalmen

Nothing

box132

情熱のキスを一つ

jounetsunokisswohitotsu

CharPanties

charpanties

Senki Nem Olyan, Mint Mi Voltunk

mindenkiileszarja

Sex Addict

ryujisan

Untitled

j-doubledown

Untitled

nobadywhoknow

happy days.

kid-named-sid

dopegalore

dopegalore

Maine, The way life should be

mainely-me

MIGURRRL

mig3rl

Untitled

submissionfighter

Albert Ramirez

albeermee

Elhyus

elhyus

Untitled

xpnow

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squiiiije: In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole

oldmagazinesinthewaitingroom: raptorific: Some Captain America fans have literally no concept of historical context, like “oh my god, imagine when he woke up and found out that while he was frozen, the slaves were freed, the American colonies achieved

A Little Corner Of My Mind

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you must find balance zuko

yoU THINK YOU’RE REAL CUTE, DON’T YOU???? REAL FUCKING CUTE, RIGHT???? i think so too

bl-ossomed: In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders: Public speaking Not being afraid of teenagers Calling the doctor yourself Taxes Arguing without crying Having a normal sleep pattern Having an answer to the question

lzbth: hairdressers??? how do they do that??? how can they cut the hai r when it’s wet and kno itll be ok and even??? ppl who speak more than one language and can read books in other languages and think in other languages?? ppl who can do long division

tbdressfashion: long prom dress free shipping-3rd anniversary

erpil: geoff ramsey

birdschoolforbirds: thetoxiczombie: avengwhores: Robert Downey, Jr. consoles a young boy in tears because Iron Man isn’t in his costume. … I don’t know who looks more distraught: Downey or the kid “oh no I let it down, what am I, who am

padfootstolemycrumpet: diggly: iamnofallenstar: erikfuckinglensherr: dullaidan: what im saying is that bisexuals, pansexual, and asexuals should all join together so we can be in the fictitious trifecta. enough people will say we’re not real and

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire: emperorirene: hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire: If Game of Thrones has taught me anything it’s Kings are fucking weak and don’t mess with a Queen you could’ve learnt that from chess, bro I just fainted cause you’re

bondoge: my tombstone will probably just say “ok”

anidragon: mynameisdavid23: For those of you who don’t know this book exists, it does. I have a copy, and it’s glorious. OMG, I knew this book exited, but I’ve never seen the content, this is amazing.

carolrossettidesign: Ok, I also found some little grammar mistakes on these two, so I’m reposting them ;)

officialwhitegirls: primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back

The Amercian school system.

thepartyposse: kohwala: do celebrities even snapchat? there has to be beyoncé rocking the quadruple chin out there somewhere

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thearetical: This is (one reason) why I love the internet.

crown-queen-bambee: blacknsioux: rubynrags: Do you know what I want to see? I wanna see a really cool Disney princess who can’t sing. I wanna see this pretty young girl who sounds like a beached whale when she tries to sing “Happy Birthday.”

2ndhalfoflife: nomorepuzzleprofits: We need to stop seeing autism as some sort of one-dimensional sliding scale. Autism is not a thermometer. It’s not a rating that is “more” or “less”. High-functioning and Low-functioning do not exist in

A Little Corner Of My Mind

floweranger: do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

I'm perfect 😆

vxpo: How do girls even look good with makeup? Everytime I wear makeup, I’m just like

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savanitabonita: hopefor-thehopeless: you’re probably going to dance with another girl who will taste like fresh picked strawberries and smell like flowers blossom in her hair and you’re probably going to choke down 5 shots of straight vodka and

visambros: earljrsmith: as a white person i apologize As a black person, I say that you don’t need to apologize. You should not be held accountable for what your ancestors did. They did bad things to people, but you didn’t. You also shouldn’t

deair: so how do i relationship

the-knight-of-papfeels: zombieskully: liziraphale: The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender The clothes you wear don’t determine your

sofapizza: naughtywater: funniestpicturesdaily: Not the time for a dad joke. He’s ready. the time is nigh

tylerchokely: What kind of airline promotes this

kissmeok: ♡Love/Couples♡

whirra: hey kids u wanna buy some drugs

keogdh: replace nb’s with sketchers

sonnetstockmar: overtheunderpass: Bumble is the most majestic-looking cat holy shit

Qui verra vivra

A World of My Own

littlemammal: at work last week i was ringing up this guys order and when he signed i was trying to read his signature and i was like “is your last name Duck?” and he got really nervous and he was like “oh nobodys ever uhh noticed before…. i

cuntysupreme: that better be church wine

half boy half robot half ravioli

actions > words

peenslayer: drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk.

the-fandoms-are-cool: can-u-not-my-wayward-son: peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle can somebody please draw spiderman doing common selfie poses

dogwithhat: My brothers toothbrushes over the past month Why is he so angry

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