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tags: yes dear i prefer to drink alone, no im not bringing anyone home, haa your shep is really prety, im charming because we are drunk, its on me until i stumble home, just stop tslking my phone isnt anywhere . as interesting asim pretending it is

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also if your friend touches your ankle thats the call sign for a handjob. and if you dont get your j/o thats in direct violation of the bro code. so if your bro drops his cigarette offer to pick it up for him, dont get caught.

knifeandlighter: Dan, listen to this awkward shit that happened to me today. Ok so like there was the storm or whatever, I finally emerge from my house completely and totally hungover to go and buy food cause the grocery stores opened up again finally.

leupagus: queenklu: autismserenity: blackstoic: blackstoic: blackstoic: blackstoic: blackstoic: blackstoic: blackstoic: blackstoic: blackstoic: blackstoic: i hope youre all lying and hyping your cv/resume’s up i have never gotten an interview

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Dan, everything disappoints and bores me, what do I do?

knifeandlighter:Dan, everything disappoints and bores me, what do I do? welcome to how I felt 6-7 years ago my dudeI don’t know, I’m just drifting through life at this point, I have no useful advice to give youmaybe set your expectations lower? Fuck

knifeandlighter: knifeandlighter: knifeandlighter: Dan, everything disappoints and bores me, what do I do? welcome to how I felt 6-7 years ago my dude I don’t know, I’m just drifting through life at this point, I have no useful advice to give you

jetbeamer:I can’t decide

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